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I conquered two of my fears tonight.
2006-12-07, 6:53 PM #1
A) I took a dump in a Wal-Mart bathroom.

B) I asked out a girl (and she said yes)!

...So yeah. Comments, vibes, and first-date suggestions are all welcome. :D
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2006-12-07, 6:54 PM #2
I don't think the greeters at the front of the store are still classified as "girls".
2006-12-07, 6:56 PM #3
Let me clarify. The person I asked was not in the store. :P

(And, ewwwwwww man)
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2006-12-07, 6:59 PM #4
Does the bathroom count as a store?

And depending on weather, take her on a picnic!
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2006-12-07, 7:04 PM #5
I didn't know Freelancer was 50.
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2006-12-07, 7:04 PM #6
Seeing as how it is Christmas time, I would recommend a nice dinner, then take her to one of those yuppie neighborhoods that get all decked out with Christmas lights. Chicks dig that stuff. If you have a decent car.
2006-12-07, 7:14 PM #7
Ten bucks says you wont nail her on the first date.
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2006-12-07, 7:21 PM #8
Hurray Freelancer?

I mean hurray Freelancer!

Did you get the courage to ask her out from a vision you had while taking a dump in the Wal-mart restroom? I just want to know if the two events are related in any way.
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2006-12-07, 7:23 PM #9
I am quite happy to say the two events are related only by the fact that I was afraid of them (especially the bathroom thing). And maybe A) made B) go that much smoother later that night.
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2006-12-07, 7:47 PM #10
Hahaha, congrats. On both notes. I hate pooping at Walmart.
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2006-12-07, 8:03 PM #11
Yeah, taking a dump at Wally world is scary, but taking a dump at Wal-Mart while asking a girl on a date (and getting a yes) is nothing short of miraculous. ;)
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2006-12-07, 8:10 PM #12
Reminds me of the first episode of Coupling, sort of.

The male lead is in a cubicle in the ladies getting his sex on, he sneaks out the stall to get a condom, a lady walks in. Guy pretends that he thought it was the mens, lady proceeds to cubicle (it's the only one available), guy stops her saying he's not quite finished. Lady asks guy out, guy accepts and then returns to having sex.
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2006-12-07, 10:09 PM #13
At the same time?
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2006-12-07, 10:54 PM #14
Take her tubeing. Afterward go for hot chocolate in front of a fire.
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2006-12-07, 11:16 PM #15
If you don't know her very well don't do anything more elaborate than a coffee date. Coffee is good because it gives you both a chance to excuse yourselves if the date doesn't go very well.

Getting romantic on the first date is creepy.
2006-12-07, 11:41 PM #16
Originally posted by Jon`C:
If you don't know her very well don't do anything more elaborate than a coffee date. Coffee is good because it gives you both a chance to excuse yourselves if the date doesn't go very well.

Getting romantic on the first date is creepy.


There's truth in dem dar words.
2006-12-07, 11:42 PM #17
My first date was a week long rowing/sailing adventure/race in the canadian gulf islands and the san juans. And the girl asked me.. Was pretty spiffy. >.>

EDIT: Of course.. we had lived together sailing around the same islands on an 84' wooden schooner first.. -shrug-

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2006-12-08, 5:34 AM #18
1st date? Screw first base, go for the homerun baby.
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2006-12-08, 5:35 AM #19
Originally posted by Martyn:
There's truth in dem dar words.


/mangropes
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2006-12-08, 10:49 AM #20
rawr, sexkitten :P
2006-12-09, 7:20 PM #21
Damn, I had a dream last night where I needed to crap, and use a public toilet. It was so disgusting in my dream that I couldnt do it. Plus for some reason the "cubicle" consisted of 2 metal bars that stretched from wall to wall, concealing nothing where the toilet was.. it was bizarre.
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2006-12-15, 9:38 PM #22
Update: The date went well and there will be a second date. Plus, she's going to take me 4-wheeling sometime! :)
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2006-12-15, 9:58 PM #23
The bathrooms at my local wal-mart are actually pretty clean. I just hate the motion-activated faucets that seem to be popping up EVERYWHERE, though.
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2006-12-15, 10:05 PM #24
My local Wal-Mart is a scary place. I'm afraid to go in there without an H.E.V. suit and a crowbar or something. Its just that crazy.
2006-12-15, 10:14 PM #25
Originally posted by KOP_Snake:
Ten bucks says you wont nail her on the first date.


If someone took you up on that, you'd be ten bucks the richer.
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2006-12-15, 11:32 PM #26
Well... it's over and NO I didn't get lucky... what kind of whore would do that anyway on the first date?
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2006-12-15, 11:34 PM #27
What kind of whore? Any whore, obviously.
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2006-12-15, 11:37 PM #28
Not one with a poor work ethic!
2006-12-15, 11:47 PM #29
Also a very good point.
Pissed Off?
2006-12-15, 11:47 PM #30
Or an incredible whore who can convince a John to come back for a second round without "providing services" on the first go.
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