and I'm trying to convince kirby that he should give me his girlfriend's phone number so that I can call her and pretend to be him, but he won't give it to me. He's a jerk.

You're the last person- no, the second to last person that I'd ever give my girlfriend's phone number to.

Lemme guess, the last one is SF_Gold right

How'd you know?

What about Tiberium_Empire

Nah, I doubt he could even manage to input the numbers, so he can have it first.

And then he'd probably post a thread about how he can't use a phone.

Maybe Warlockmish could help him? Maybe make the thread?

i have her phone number!

Looks like Tiberium has a lazy eye going on there

<3

Kirbs, can I have your girlfriend's number?

I, uh... won't make a move on her or anything.

I think you're more likely to succeed if you change your mind on that.

This first is actually me, because he knows women find me irresistable, and I could steal her if I wanted her.

Of course a mexippy would steal something from a crippled midget...

And I remember when people said that THRAWN made this place seem like a blog of his...

Well he was a lot more annoying 'cause all he did was post about how much he hated his mom, yet he wouldn't GTFO of her house.

True.

Not really, he complained about the police a lot too

He was all

THRAWN: HEY GUYS I DID 100 PAST A COP CAR AND GOT AWAY HOW COOL AM I, I AM VERY COOL THAT IS THE ANSWER

2 weeks later:

THRAWN: HEY GUYS I GOT A TICKET WTF STUPID CORRUPT COPS THIS IS GAY

Does he still post? Maybe he is in jail. With his mom.

Oh puh-lease!

My impression of Thrawn is way better;

The other day my playstation was pissing meo ff because I couldn't win at this game. SO I TOOK MY CONTROLLER OUTSIDE AND SMASHED IT.

The other day the cat knocked over my lager. SO I KILLED HIM WITH A HAMMER.

Hey I talk to girls and you don't. You guys are nerds. Total nerds.

Today was driving 110 mph in a residential neighborhood, how awesome am I? Then my car died so I hit this old lady because I have anger problems.

Also, my mom is a total *****. God! She makes me pay money to live here! And goes through my stuff when she puts my laundry away!

Man, and this cop pulled me over for speeding the other day. What a corrupt ******* cop. I know my rights, and cops aren't allowed to pull me over ever. Becuase I'm a pompous, smug, ******* and I think I'm always right. NO, I KNOW I'm always right.

Man, my boss sucks. He keeps telling people I suck. I mean come on! This multi-national company would FAIL without me working for them. It would literally implode upon itself. I want a better job, and it should just be given to me. I mean, I'm awesome. Maybe I'll go punch the time clock because my payrate pisses me off.

By the way, you guys are nerds and I talk to girls.

This thread has anger problems.

If thrawn were here he'd probably punch his monitor. Or take it outside and swing it by the coard right into a tree while screaming.