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Mullet Poll: What do you call the mullet?
2004-07-08, 2:37 PM #1
I'm trying to compile a list of names for the mullet and I need your help. What do you call the mullet haircut?
"I'm interested in the fact that the less secure a person is, the more likely it is for that person to have extreme prejudices." -Clint Eastwood
2004-07-08, 2:38 PM #2
uh... the mullet.

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2004-07-08, 2:39 PM #3
"Style of the century".

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Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2004-07-08, 2:44 PM #4
Pain.

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2004-07-08, 2:44 PM #5
"Style of the Century". I like it.
"I'm interested in the fact that the less secure a person is, the more likely it is for that person to have extreme prejudices." -Clint Eastwood
2004-07-08, 2:49 PM #6
For the record, my head does not sport a mullet.
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2004-07-08, 2:56 PM #7
Business in the front, party in the back.

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2004-07-08, 3:02 PM #8
Chevy Mascot

Ape Drape
2004-07-08, 3:21 PM #9
Hockey-cut in Sweden.

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2004-07-08, 3:50 PM #10
Ape Drape. Beaver Paddle. Bi - Level. Camero Cut. Buisness in the front, Party in the back. Canadian passport. Coupe Longveuil. El-camino. Hockey hair. Kentucky waterfall. Missouri comprimise. Mudflap. Neckwarmer. Ranchero. Shlonc (short + long). Achy-breaky-big-mistakey. Soccer rocker. Squirrel pelt. Tennessee tophat. Yep-nope.

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2004-07-08, 5:13 PM #11
sex.

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2004-07-08, 5:19 PM #12
?
"I'm interested in the fact that the less secure a person is, the more likely it is for that person to have extreme prejudices." -Clint Eastwood
2004-07-08, 5:50 PM #13
[http://www.twinzoftorment.net/booty/graphics/80shair.jpg]

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I can't think of anything to put here right now.
I can't think of anything to put here right now.
2004-07-08, 5:52 PM #14
OH MY GOD.

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2004-07-08, 6:45 PM #15
gunther. lol.

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2004-07-08, 6:59 PM #16
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by GBK:
Achy-breaky-big-mistakey
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<3

And to that picture...

OMFG. KILL IT!

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2004-07-09, 1:52 AM #17
Girth Mullet
BMX Mullet
Keg Mullet
Gorilla Mullet
Gronala Mullet
Euro Mullet
Weed Mullet
Porn Mullet
The Buttrocker
Wild Thang
Albino
Ackey-Brakey-Bad-Mistakey
Goat Mullet
Midget cut
Afro-Mullet
Skullet
Kentucky Waterfall
Mississippii mud flap
Business in the front Party in the back
A lil front porch, alot back deck
10-90= numbers change according to how much hair in
the front and how much hair in the back......
Camaro Cut
Ape Drape
Hockey Hair
Safety Cut
Stilb
Rat-Skullet
Sliverado(gray-haired)
Speed Dealer Mullet
Mini-truck mullet

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Here lies the body of speedy john, the motorbike stopped but he went on
nope.
2004-07-09, 2:13 AM #18
I had a teacher in highschool that called it LDB, "long down da' back".
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2004-07-09, 3:43 AM #19
Gee, I only ever knew it as a mullet. Never knew there was so many terms for the world's most horrifying hairstyle.

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2004-07-09, 4:19 AM #20
Feel the power of the phantom mullet,
Tremble and cower from the phantom mullet,
White metal burn of the phantom mullet,
Cut straight or permed it's the phantom mullet,
And you, cutting it short on top,
I want that for me.
Growing it long in the back,
So savage and so free.

The Phantom Mullet - Five Iron Frenzy

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2004-07-09, 4:42 AM #21
Crap, where'd my butt go? I just laughed it straight off. That picture is horrendous!
And I love that poem!
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2004-07-09, 5:52 AM #22
The work of Satan himself.

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2004-07-09, 5:54 AM #23
Make it like that famous country singer
Or that guy I saw last night on Jerry Springer
Clean me up but let me keep my edge,
In the day i like to keep it dignified
But at night you know I got another side
And I don't give a damn,
Cause I am what I am
Even if it's really really bad.

I've got an Ape Drape,
Yes I do
They're givin' them to anyone,
And that means you
You can drive to Riverside and get one too
Then you'll have an Ape Drape like I do.


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Here lies the body of speedy john, the motorbike stopped but he went on
nope.
2004-07-09, 7:15 AM #24
If we're posting song lyrics:

Do something about your long, filthy hair
It looks like a rat's nest
Do something about your mullet
Get out the hair clippers, jerk

Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet

Get the rat's nest off your head
Get that crazy-*** mother off your skull
Take your *** to the barber shop
Tell the barber that you're sick of looking like an *******

Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet

The mullet is the reason why people hate you
They are sick of looking at your nappy weed-sack
Nobody wants to look at you with that mullet on your head
Why don't you cut that mullet, you numbskull

Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet

Wesley Willis "Cut the Mullet"

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[This message has been edited by MadQuack (edited July 09, 2004).]
I have a signature.
2004-07-09, 7:27 AM #25
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Dj Yoshi:
Business in the front, party in the back.

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2004-07-09, 10:59 AM #26
The... mullet? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/confused.gif]

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2004-07-09, 11:53 AM #27
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Sats:
The... mullet? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/confused.gif]

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Don't worry, you're not missing anything.

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2004-07-09, 12:04 PM #28
the mullet comes straight from satan's butt hole !!!
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2004-07-09, 12:34 PM #29
http://www.mulletsgalore.com/
http://www.mulletmadness.com/

http://www.mulletmadness.com/site.php?page=articles&id=23

http://www.mulletjunky.com/
http://www.mulletlovers.com/
http://www.ratemymullet.com/
http://www.mullet.com/


I worked with a guy many years ago who had a mullet SO PERFECT, it was almost square in the back. Take both your hands and make the "gun" shape, with the pointer and thumb. Now touch the tips of your thumbs together, so the pointer fingers are straight up. This was the shape of his mullet. Everyone at work was in awe of it.

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I can't think of anything to put here right now.
I can't think of anything to put here right now.
2004-07-09, 1:03 PM #30
uhoh now I'm worried cos my hair is going like this...
[http://www.mulletmadness.com/images/celebrity-luke-skywalker.jpg]

and they call this mullet!!?
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if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2004-07-09, 1:20 PM #31
[http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/personalidades/atores/patrick-swayze/patrick-swayze02.jpg]
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2004-07-09, 8:05 PM #32
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by clan ruthervain:
uhoh now I'm worried cos my hair is going like this...
[http://www.mulletmadness.com/images/celebrity-luke-skywalker.jpg]

and they call this mullet!!?</font>


That is absolutely not a mullet. It doesn't even look bad.

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2004-07-09, 8:10 PM #33
That Luke pic looks just like my uncle, cept my uncle has really bad teeth... and no I have no photos to prove it.

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2004-07-09, 8:30 PM #34
Mullet... WTF.

Long girly hair is just better.

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2004-07-09, 9:04 PM #35
This pictures say it all

[http://www.10eastern.com/mullet.jpeg]

[http://www.student.richmond.edu/~pika/mullet.gif]

[http://people.bu.edu/fastball/mullet.jpg]

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2004-07-10, 3:58 AM #36
The flowing mullet around these parts

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2004-07-10, 9:11 AM #37
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Dj Yoshi:
Business in the front, party in the back.

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YES!!

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2004-07-10, 9:14 AM #38
The Mullet!
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