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Leaving liquor for Santa...
2006-12-14, 10:00 PM #1
http://www.banditos.info/speles/sobersanta2.swf

Pretty fun for a few minutes.
<Lyme> I got Fight Club for 6.98 at walmart.
<Black_Bishop> I am Jack's low price guarantee
2006-12-14, 10:02 PM #2
I guess I should mention what you have to do.

Use the arrow keys to get Santa drunk. The train track electrocutes you. Also, you can only press one arrow key at a time, it doesnt seem to do anything when you hold down two.
<Lyme> I got Fight Club for 6.98 at walmart.
<Black_Bishop> I am Jack's low price guarantee
2006-12-14, 10:16 PM #3
Haha, cool. Got to 933.
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2006-12-14, 10:52 PM #4
650
8something
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2006-12-14, 10:55 PM #5
605 and my santa went straight into the train tracks and committed suicide
2006-12-14, 11:29 PM #6
Yeah, it seems at a certain point no matter how much you press in the opposite direction, Santa starts getting too suicidal ;)

900-something.
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2006-12-14, 11:49 PM #7
I got about 700 and then had enough
2006-12-15, 10:37 AM #8
It'd help if those bastards didn't keep putting the liquor right on the tracks. :mad:
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2006-12-15, 11:02 AM #9
1046
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2006-12-15, 11:08 AM #10
1006
2006-12-15, 2:46 PM #11
1170
Life is beautiful.

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