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The internet band
2006-12-17, 12:40 PM #1
http://theinternetband.net/

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Wanted Singers/Rock Singers-Only Ages 18-23, No Screamers. Are You The Only Talented One In Your Band? Its Very Simple. Leave Them Now! Well, Email Me First. With 5 Lead Capable Singers (Strength In Numbers)-Hey, A Group With Only One Singer And Barely 1 Good Songwriter Is So Weak. And Foolish! Hey, Did You Hear About That Group Thats Trying To Conquer The Music World With Only 2 Good Songs? Oh, Thats Most Bands. It's Bad, Bad, Bad Business. Why Would You Make It Near Impossible? But Bands Keep Doing It. Hi, We're The ----------, Roadkill. Next! Lets Make It Easy For Everyone In This Group, 5 Singer/Musicians/Songwriters. No Stress. All Talent. Just Worry About Those Golddiggers. Being In This Group Will Be Very Enjoyable-Very Inspiring And Yes, Very Rewarding. Disregard Everything You Have Ever Heard Or Believed About Making It In The Music Business. This Group Will Be The Center Of The Music Universe...Just Like The Beatles Were.......I Guarantee It.........Oh Yeah!........To The Top Guys.........To The Very Tippy Top.


What could go wrong?
2006-12-17, 12:44 PM #2
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Hi Guys, I'm 42 Years Old. I've Been Thinking Up Rock And Pop Song Ideas For Over 21 Years. I Have 137 Partial-Completed Songs. I Want This Group To Do Everything Right That Every Other Group Has Done Wrong The Last 50 Years. This Group Can Record And Release 35-40 Good Songs The First Year, Every Year. It Could Be A 35-40 Song Download That Sells For $20-25.00 No-Cds, No-Cds, No-Cds. I Hope You Fiqure Out What That Means.


The first year, EVERY year!

I hope you figure out what NO CDS NO CDS NO CDS NO CDS NO CDS NO CDS NO CDS means.

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oh my god, this is so rich! every page contains hilarities :) :)

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Guys, My Advice To All Of You Is To Get Famous First. Even If It Means Being In A Group To Do That. Think Dave Grohl. Think Sting. How About Michael Jackson. Then You Can Get Big-Headed And Go Solo


haha!


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You Should Google Any Person Or Small Business That You May Deal With On The Internet. If You Google Me, You Won't Find Anything Good Or Bad. I Am Told Zero Information. Cool, I Haven't Gotten Lucky Yet. Maybe After The Band Goes To #1, Then I Will Get On Google. Over 21 Years Ago, I Decided That You Needed To Have Good Songs To Break Into The Music Business.


oh sweet lord. :D I Am Told Zero Information.

And it's nice to see a... producer?... that thinks good songs will get you into the music business! so refreshing!
2006-12-17, 1:04 PM #3
Is this the father of SF_Gold?
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2006-12-17, 1:36 PM #4
Funny stuff, but bands that have members that arent near each other has worked before.

And theres one record company i know of that releases all its music for free on the internet.... But they at least have a decent plan compared to this guy haha.
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2006-12-17, 2:13 PM #5
Originally posted by MBeggar:
Funny stuff, but bands that have members that arent near each other has worked before.


I know, I'm in one :P

but this guy is classic
2006-12-17, 2:37 PM #6
L:ol Thrawn Sux At Musix
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.

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