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Which member of the A-Team are you?
2003-12-24, 7:09 PM #1
http://www.thatweasel.com/a-team/index.php

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2"> You are: Lieutenant Templeton "Faceman" Peck: Good looks, charm, and a grin that says "Trust me" are your bread and butter. You're a lover not a fighter because your weapon of choice isn't a gun, but a handshake or a signed contract. To you, roughing it means no room service and your bottle of champagne is empty. Army fatigues and camoflauge are okay but a three-piece suit is your preference. That's not "Napalm In the Morning" you're wearing, it's "CK For Men."</font>


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2003-12-24, 7:35 PM #2
same


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2003-12-24, 7:47 PM #3
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">You are: Colonel John "Hannibal" Smith: You are a natural leader with a take charge attitude. When the going gets tough, you have a plan. You always foil the mafia, or the construction workers, or anyone else who picks on an old man and his sexy daughter. Even under fire, you're as cool as the other side of the pillow. Plenty of cigars and cannon built out of a forklift and you'll be happy for the rest of your life, or the end of the war, whichever comes first.
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*giggles*

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2003-12-24, 7:51 PM #4
You are: Colonel John "Hannibal" Smith: You are a natural leader with a take charge attitude. When the going gets tough, you have a plan. You always foil the mafia, or the construction workers, or anyone else who picks on an old man and his sexy daughter. Even under fire, you're as cool as the other side of the pillow. Plenty of cigars and cannon built out of a forklift and you'll be happy for the rest of your life, or the end of the war, whichever comes first.

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2003-12-24, 7:54 PM #5
You are: Seargent B.A. "Bad Attitude" Baracus: You're mean, nasty, and an all around badass, and those are your good qualities. Besides your ability to throw people up and over a camera, you are well known as Mr. Fix-It. If it has an engine, you can rebuild it, and then add a new transmission, grenade launcher, and gun turret. Your pride and joy is your Black GMC van which only you can drive and your gold chains which you wear all the time, even when the guys drug you before flying. BUT YOU AIN'T AFRAID TO FLY, SUCKA!!!!!

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2003-12-24, 7:59 PM #6
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Seb:
You are: Seargent B.A. "Bad Attitude" Baracus: You're mean, nasty, and an all around badass, and those are your good qualities. Besides your ability to throw people up and over a camera, you are well known as Mr. Fix-It. If it has an engine, you can rebuild it, and then add a new transmission, grenade launcher, and gun turret. Your pride and joy is your Black GMC van which only you can drive and your gold chains which you wear all the time, even when the guys drug you before flying. BUT YOU AIN'T AFRAID TO FLY, SUCKA!!!!!

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2003-12-24, 8:24 PM #7
You are: Captain H.M. "Howling Mad" Murdock: I'm okay, you're okay, and I'm okay too. It's not easy being a lesbian, hunchback tree with Tourette's Syndrome. You enjoy paper cups of Thorazine, choppering Delta Squad out of a hot landing zone, and long walks on the beach. When the aliens land, they will respect only you because you've already mastered their language and are currently building a spaceship out of tinfoil. Lately you've been quarreling with an imaginary gremlin but he goes away whenever B.A. says "Shut Up Fool!"


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2003-12-24, 9:07 PM #8
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">
ou are: Seargent B.A. "Bad Attitude" Baracus: You're mean, nasty, and an all around badass, and those are your good qualities. Besides your ability to throw people up and over a camera, you are well known as Mr. Fix-It. If it has an engine, you can rebuild it, and then add a new transmission, grenade launcher, and gun turret. Your pride and joy is your Black GMC van which only you can drive and your gold chains which you wear all the time, even when the guys drug you before flying. BUT YOU AIN'T AFRAID TO FLY, SUCKA!!!!</font>

Interesting. Although I think I would lean more towards the Colonel.

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2003-12-24, 10:10 PM #9
You are: Lieutenant Templeton "Faceman" Peck: Good looks, charm, and a grin that says "Trust me" are your bread and butter. You're a lover not a fighter because your weapon of choice isn't a gun, but a handshake or a signed contract. To you, roughing it means no room service and your bottle of champagne is empty. Army fatigues and camoflauge are okay but a three-piece suit is your preference. That's not "Napalm In the Morning" you're wearing, it's "CK For Men."

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2003-12-24, 10:28 PM #10
You are: Colonel John "Hannibal" Smith: You are a natural leader with a take charge attitude. When the going gets tough, you have a plan. You always foil the mafia, or the construction workers, or anyone else who picks on an old man and his sexy daughter. Even under fire, you're as cool as the other side of the pillow. Plenty of cigars and cannon built out of a forklift and you'll be happy for the rest of your life, or the end of the war, whichever comes first.

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2003-12-25, 1:29 AM #11
You are: Seargent B.A. "Bad Attitude" Baracus: You're mean, nasty, and an all around badass, and those are your good qualities. Besides your ability to throw people up and over a camera, you are well known as Mr. Fix-It. If it has an engine, you can rebuild it, and then add a new transmission, grenade launcher, and gun turret. Your pride and joy is your Black GMC van which only you can drive and your gold chains which you wear all the time, even when the guys drug you before flying. BUT YOU AIN'T AFRAID TO FLY, SUCKA!!!!!

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2003-12-25, 5:12 AM #12
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">You are: Lieutenant Templeton "Faceman" Peck: Good looks, charm, and a grin that says "Trust me" are your bread and butter. You're a lover not a fighter because your weapon of choice isn't a gun, but a handshake or a signed contract. To you, roughing it means no room service and your bottle of champagne is empty. Army fatigues and camoflauge are okay but a three-piece suit is your preference. That's not "Napalm In the Morning" you're wearing, it's "CK For Men."
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Oooh yeeeeaaahhhh. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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2003-12-25, 6:30 AM #13
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">You are: Lieutenant Templeton "Faceman" Peck: Good looks, charm, and a grin that says "Trust me" are your bread and butter. You're a lover not a fighter because your weapon of choice isn't a gun, but a handshake or a signed contract. To you, roughing it means no room service and your bottle of champagne is empty. Army fatigues and camoflauge are okay but a three-piece suit is your preference. That's not "Napalm In the Morning" you're wearing, it's "CK For Men."</font>

2003-12-25, 7:05 AM #14
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Lord Kuat:
You are: Captain H.M. "Howling Mad" Murdock: I'm okay, you're okay, and I'm okay too. It's not easy being a lesbian, hunchback tree with Tourette's Syndrome. You enjoy paper cups of Thorazine, choppering Delta Squad out of a hot landing zone, and long walks on the beach. When the aliens land, they will respect only you because you've already mastered their language and are currently building a spaceship out of tinfoil. Lately you've been quarreling with an imaginary gremlin but he goes away whenever B.A. says "Shut Up Fool!"


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2003-12-25, 9:36 AM #15
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">You are: Colonel John "Hannibal" Smith: You are a natural leader with a take charge attitude. When the going gets tough, you have a plan. You always foil the mafia, or the construction workers, or anyone else who picks on an old man and his sexy daughter. Even under fire, you're as cool as the other side of the pillow. Plenty of cigars and cannon built out of a forklift and you'll be happy for the rest of your life, or the end of the war, whichever comes first.</font>
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2003-12-25, 11:28 AM #16
Lieutenant Templeton "Faceman" Peck......

damm i wanted to be murdock....must have been close...



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I heard someone say once that the world is a fine place and that it was worth fighting for....I agree with the last part.

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2003-12-25, 3:12 PM #17
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">You are: Lieutenant Templeton "Faceman" Peck: Good looks, charm, and a grin that says "Trust me" are your bread and butter. You're a lover not a fighter because your weapon of choice isn't a gun, but a handshake or a signed contract. To you, roughing it means no room service and your bottle of champagne is empty. Army fatigues and camoflauge are okay but a three-piece suit is your preference. That's not "Napalm In the Morning" you're wearing, it's "CK For Men."</font>


I was hoping for Mr. T...
2003-12-25, 3:24 PM #18
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Cloud:
I was hoping for Mr. T...</font>


Yeah, but Mr. T would never have fell for his teacher... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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2003-12-25, 4:18 PM #19
You're never going to let him forget that, are you? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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2003-12-25, 4:49 PM #20
No, never. And neither should the rest of you! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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2003-12-25, 5:31 PM #21
I'm with GBK.

Oh, and I'm Mr. T, whether the Test says so or not, damnit!

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2003-12-25, 5:32 PM #22
Says I'm Faceman. Funny thing is, I'm nothing like him.
2003-12-25, 5:57 PM #23
You are: Colonel John "Hannibal" Smith: You are a natural leader with a take charge attitude. When the going gets tough, you have a plan. You always foil the mafia, or the construction workers, or anyone else who picks on an old man and his sexy daughter. Even under fire, you're as cool as the other side of the pillow. Plenty of cigars and cannon built out of a forklift and you'll be happy for the rest of your life, or the end of the war, whichever comes first.



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2003-12-25, 5:58 PM #24
GEORGE PEPPARD TOTALLY ****ING RULES! HE WILL RUIN ANYONE'S ****, WHETHER ON THE A-TEAM OR IN BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY'S!

There. I said it.

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