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Christmas is almost here and...
2006-12-19, 2:24 PM #1
I have no idea what to get my brother :( opinions? and how are you all faring in your holiday gift search?
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2006-12-19, 2:25 PM #2
Wiii say get him a Xbox 360
Not expecting that eh?
2006-12-19, 2:25 PM #3
Get him an REI gift card. That is assuming there are REI's around. I love REI. Best store EVER! :) *dreamy look*
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2006-12-19, 2:28 PM #4
Get him an eighth of coke and a handful of benzos.

Addiction, the gift that keeps on giving.
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2006-12-19, 2:57 PM #5
Buy him socks. Lots of warm fuzzy socks. No one can ever have to many socks.
Though you will be considered 'the boring' gift giver from then on. Which in some ways is a plus.
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2006-12-19, 3:10 PM #6
Get him a knife wound in the chest.

You're sorted for gifts for him for the rest of your life.
nope.
2006-12-19, 3:10 PM #7
I got my brother the third Family Guy DVD set.
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2006-12-19, 3:28 PM #8
He's a anime-lovin', gaming sort of guy -- are there any favorite series or games of his? Cuz little random figurines from them might be neat (or, you know, a cheap game or series he doesn't have yet -- Gamecube games should be pretty cheap now). Otherwise, I still say just wander the malls aimlessly and look for something really random.
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2006-12-19, 3:30 PM #9
get him a hooker
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2006-12-19, 3:33 PM #10
How old is he?
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2006-12-19, 3:44 PM #11
23, and he always gets me these great gifts and I can never think of anything for him
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Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.
2006-12-19, 3:46 PM #12
Originally posted by sugarless5:
23, and he always gets me these great gifts and I can never think of anything for him


I suppose you haven't tried asking him, have you?
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2006-12-19, 3:49 PM #13
he responds flippantly, like "a car" or "for you to empty the dishwasher"
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Me: I have no idea
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2006-12-19, 3:50 PM #14
Originally posted by sugarless5:
he responds flippantly, like "a car" or "for you to empty the dishwasher"


You should get him a matchbox car and stack the dishes in his room.

<.<
>.>
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2006-12-19, 5:04 PM #15
You could get him one of those neato holiday gift sets that the liquor stores put out at this time of year, OR a classy flask, OR an impressive looking stein....you'll notice I have a theme going here, but these are all things that'd light up my face on Christmas morning. I don't know if your brother's much of a boozer.

Myself, I just finished my shopping today. My sis and I went in on everything for my folks together. Next year my mom and I are going to suggest to everyone that we pool our money, and donate to an aid organization instead of getting each other gifts. The family is getting pretty sick of the commercialism of Christmas, and want to do something nice for people who really need it.
2006-12-19, 5:37 PM #16
Give him one white glove, 2 sizes too small, for his right hand... ;)
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2006-12-19, 6:25 PM #17
my suggestion is still a good one
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2006-12-19, 6:30 PM #18
Give him whatever "Clever Wit for Dummies" book imsoshort uses.
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2006-12-19, 9:11 PM #19
Does your brother have a sense of humor?
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2006-12-19, 9:18 PM #20
Pre-order Super Smash Brothers Brawl for the wii.
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2006-12-19, 10:39 PM #21
Originally posted by Phantom-Seraph:
Buy him socks. Lots of warm fuzzy socks. No one can ever have to many socks.
Though you will be considered 'the boring' gift giver from then on. Which in some ways is a plus.

Okay, Dumbledore.
2006-12-19, 10:45 PM #22
Socks suck. Winter sucks more for requiring socks and shoes to be worn. >.<

I can give no present advice, I still can't even figure out what the crap to get my female friend. :(

o.0
2006-12-19, 10:55 PM #23
The new apple ipod shuffle would make a really nice gift.

Its around $80.
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2006-12-20, 6:25 AM #24
Or, in my opinion, get a better one..
2006-12-20, 7:13 AM #25
[QUOTE=Cool Matty]Or a decent mp3 player instead, if you don't want to be insulting.[/QUOTE]I'd be happy to get an ipod shuffle.
2006-12-20, 7:14 AM #26
Buy a monkey mask for him.

At least that's what I get from my sister. :gbk:

Or something.
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2006-12-20, 7:17 AM #27
buy a damned good CD
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2006-12-20, 7:19 AM #28
A nice watch is always something fun to get. I usually break mine after a while so you wouldn't see me buy one for myself. So when I get one I'm pretty happy.
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2006-12-20, 7:20 AM #29
i always break my watches too :(

if your brother does any sport in winter, get him some waterproof socks.
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2006-12-20, 7:26 AM #30
Originally posted by Detty:
if your brother does any sport in winter, get him some waterproof socks.


Ugh, socks for Christmas...it's basically all I get, plus chocolate that tastes like toothpaste.
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2006-12-20, 7:31 AM #31
waterproof socks are pretty expensive, they're not the standard christmas socks you get
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2006-12-20, 7:40 AM #32
I'm not sure how the weather is in maryland, but if its snowy at all, you could get him a set of rackets (is that how you call em in english?) to go hiking in the snow. It might sound like a boring gift, but I got some last year and it got me in the mood for some serious outdoor action.
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2006-12-20, 8:30 AM #33
Does he play any musical instruments at all?
nope.
2006-12-20, 8:59 AM #34
Earmuffs could be an awesome present. I bet he'd be really thankful to shield himself from his singing sister.

*runs for his life*

(<3)
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2006-12-20, 2:40 PM #35
Get him something randomly cool like this:

http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/usb-missile-launcher/index.html;jsessionid=XGf1MSEs3QOdwODkpYxDyQ**

Have a look around that site, theres some pretty funky stuff :)
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