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Hottest Woman?
2004-07-07, 3:34 PM #81
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Emon:
She's quite attractive considering what she came from.

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hehe

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2004-07-07, 3:38 PM #82
God I hate images of women that have been airbrushed and enhanced to such an insane degree that they look like concept art.

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2004-07-07, 3:44 PM #83
Yeah but alba is hot.

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2004-07-07, 4:19 PM #84
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Brian:
Yeah but alba is hot.

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2004-07-07, 4:20 PM #85
I don't think women like Kiera Knightly and Natalie Portman are hot. They're pretty, but they don't have bodies. These 100 pound girls that are nothing but skin and bones are not "hot."

A woman needs curves.

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2004-07-07, 4:24 PM #86
I like the way Liv looks. It's a kind of classic beauty instead of the hardcore hotness today. It's refreshing.

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2004-07-07, 4:29 PM #87
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Bill:
...A woman needs curves.</font>


Word.

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2004-07-07, 4:38 PM #88
I have a question: Am I the only one that thinks Paris Hilton is ugly?

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2004-07-07, 4:39 PM #89
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Bill:
I don't think women like Kiera Knightly and Natalie Portman are hot. They're pretty, but they don't have bodies. These 100 pound girls that are nothing but skin and bones are not "hot."

A woman needs curves.

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WTF. Dude okay I love a curvaceous woman as much as the next, but Keira and Portman are FAR from skin and bones. Keira's muscular enough to be HAWT and still maintain femininity. Portman's got a great a--er...she's got curves enough. They may not be 36-24-36, but she's got curves enough.

Anyone who thinks that a woman needs to be the aforemenetioned measurements needs their head checked. Mostly because most of a woman's true beauty lies in the face.


EDIT: Paris Hilton suxbad at life and hawtness.
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2004-07-07, 4:41 PM #90
True, but a woman's hottness lies in the whole package.

EDIT: Yes, Paris Hilton is muy ugly.
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>>untie shoes
2004-07-07, 4:42 PM #91
But, alas, this thread was for hotness, not beauty. Two different concepts.

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2004-07-07, 4:45 PM #92
I'd have to agree that Kiera and Natalie are pretty, but I don't find them to be hot or sexy.

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2004-07-07, 4:45 PM #93
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Kieran Horn:
I have a question: Am I the only one that thinks Paris Hilton is ugly?</font>


No. She is completely unattractive to me too.

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">I don't think women like Kiera Knightly and Natalie Portman are hot. They're pretty, but they don't have bodies. These 100 pound girls that are nothing but skin and bones are not "hot."

A woman needs curves.</font>


I agree here too. Personally, I prefer shorter, more curvy women over 5'11" skin-and-bones 100-lb women. Gimme a 36-24-36 5'5" girl and I'll be a happy boy.

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2004-07-07, 4:55 PM #94
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by bobafett765:
Gimme a 36-24-36 5'5" girl and I'll be a happy boy.

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Word.



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>>untie shoes
2004-07-07, 4:57 PM #95
I like big butts and I cannot lie, you other brothers.....

anyways, here's my choice. I don't know here name, but she is fine.

[http://www.ebaumsworld.com/MyMom.jpg]

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2004-07-07, 4:57 PM #96
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by bobafett765:
...Gimme a 36-24-36 5'5" girl and I'll be a happy boy.</font>


Give this man a cookie.

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2004-07-07, 4:58 PM #97
So if she's 36-24-36, but she has the face of Buck's girlie, you'll be happy? Word.

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2004-07-07, 10:14 PM #98
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by SAJN_Master:
Alexis Bledel is ugly as hell. Sorry, but her face is all out of place and she looks like an alien lizard man thing..IT.

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Im not really seeing that. Looks pretty good to me anyway.

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2004-07-07, 10:29 PM #99
hmm hottest woman...Kari Wuhrur

http://www.aclasscelebs.com/kariw/images/19_jpg.jpg
2004-07-07, 10:31 PM #100
crap that didn't work...just go to the main site and pick your pic...lol
2004-07-07, 10:43 PM #101
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by mscbuck:
I like big butts and I cannot lie, you other brothers.....

anyways, here's my choice. I don't know here name, but she is fine.

[http://www.ebaumsworld.com/MyMom.jpg]

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2004-07-07, 10:47 PM #102
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Jin:
Alexis Bledel.

[http://www.alexis-bledel.net/images/herself/a4.jpg]

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In my opinion she doesn't look hot, her eyes are kinda beady and a bit too far apart, her face is a bit too wide and her forehead's too big for my liking, this is just opinion but I would actually say no.

Oh and I just saw Spiderman 2 and Kirsten Dunst is no longer in my top however many it was she was in before. Toby Maguire's skin's really gone to hell to hasn't it!?

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2004-07-07, 10:56 PM #103
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Flexor:
[http://www.willandgracesite.nstemp.com/KLMenu/messing3.jpg]
Debra Messing

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Judging by the pictures on this thread alone, she's my favorite.

Based on unadulterate hotness, Mort's choice wins by a few hundred miles.

You know, I've always thought Salma Hayek isn't hot at all. In fact, I don't even find her attractive.
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2004-07-08, 5:12 AM #104
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by bobafett765:
Gimme a 36-24-36 5'5" girl and I'll be a happy boy.</font>


1) To go from a 24" waist to 36" hips would just look wrong...there's only a couple of inches height in there to work with a whole foot of width! (of course now someone will find a pic to prove me wrong!)

2) Paris Hilton is seriously unnattractive

3) These three haven't been mentioned, and these are great pics IMO (dor will back me up on the third!)

[http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v300/mavispoo/blah/angelina058.jpg]
[http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v300/mavispoo/blah/christina.jpg]
[http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v300/mavispoo/blah/alyson.jpg]

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2004-07-08, 5:16 AM #105
MMmmmmm....Alyson Hannigan.... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

[Err, only click if your over 18....]

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Dear lady, can you hear the wind blow, and did you know
Your stairway lies on the whispering wind.
:wq
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2004-07-08, 5:17 AM #106
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by GBK:
MMmmmmm....Alyson Hannigan.... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

[Err, only click if your over 18....]

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Why?
*She* sure doesn't look like 18 herself

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2004-07-08, 5:57 AM #107
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by mavispoo:
1) To go from a 24" waist to 36" hips would just look wrong...there's only a couple of inches height in there to work with a whole foot of width! (of course now someone will find a pic to prove me wrong!)
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Well, I can't seem to find the site now, but I swear I read somewhere that Leila Arcieri (the woman whose pic I posted) was a 36-24-36. Go back to page one to see those pics.

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2004-07-08, 6:17 AM #108
Ahh! Found it!

Bust: 88 cm (34.6456 in)
Waist: 54 cm (21.2598 in)
Hips: 90 cm (35.4330 in)

So she is a 35-21-35 who is 170 cm tall (5.5774 ft).

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2004-07-08, 7:58 AM #109
I used to really have a thing for Jewel Kilcher till she turned pop and those pics of her and her boyfriend showed up on the net. Ignore her teeth, those can be fixed.


I haven't really found a replacement since except for my hawt girlfriend.


She's got a face..
[http://www.fullstars.com/stars/jewel_kilcher/photo/jewel_kilcher_photo_119.jpg]

..and curves
[http://jewel.dudal.com/i/pictures/jkd_11.jpg]

[http://www.fullstars.com/stars/jewel_kilcher/photo/jewel_kilcher_photo_084.jpg]

And her beauty is natural. She doesn't require a lot of heavy make up and she can be both beautiful and hawt.

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2004-07-08, 9:50 AM #110
[http://imagecorner.sorrowind.net/5/6.jpg]

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2004-07-08, 10:04 AM #111
SAJN, if you think that Alexis whatever looks like an alien lizard being, then you seriously need to lower your standards. Alot. I'm talkin 50 foot plummet. If you think girls like that are
completely ugly you are going to be devastated when you start to get women because they aren't even gonna be 1/10th as hot as that. No offense and all. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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2004-07-08, 10:07 AM #112
None taken.

P.S. Uma Thurman is ugly.

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2004-07-08, 10:24 AM #113
I'm sorry to agree with SAJN, Emon, but Uma Thurman *is* ugly. It's like with Sarah Jessica Parker - we're continuously told she's attractive, but it just ain't so!
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2004-07-08, 10:27 AM #114
What exactly makes her ugly?

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2004-07-08, 10:50 AM #115
I don't think Uma is ugly. I don't think she's fantastically hot like a lot of the other women in this thread, but she's definitely not ugly. She is certainly someone I could wake up next to in the morning [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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2004-07-08, 10:57 AM #116
I don't think she's amazingly hot either, but I think she has that classic beauty mentioned earlier, and while she's not muscular she doesn't have flabby arms like a lot of other women.

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2004-07-08, 11:03 AM #117
Classic beauty.... If by classic beauty you mean they look like they just got SMASHED in the face with a brick...sure.

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2004-07-08, 11:21 AM #118
And why does she look like that?

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2004-07-08, 11:22 AM #119
Maybe she got her face smashed in with a brick.

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Think while it's still legal.
2004-07-08, 11:24 AM #120
if she were begging for it on my double bed I wouldnt refuse.

you guys are fools
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