100% True Story:
[quote=Slightly Edited from Chat]
<JediKirby> You guys are going to love this
<JediKirby> My mom took LotR to work today
<JediKirby> And played all 3 movies for the tards
<JediKirby> As sort of a "holiday" day
<JediKirby> And made them popcorn and whatnot
<JediKirby> Between Two Towers and Return of the King
<JediKirby> One of the special people told another one of the special people that he sort of looked like an orc
<JediKirby> This was in response to former accusations against himself claiming he looked like a cave troll
<JediKirby> This stirred a battle that even die hard LARPers would admire
<JediKirby> In true orc fashion, the second special person broke off the brass mounting pole for the drapes
<JediKirby> And began swinging it blindly around the room
<JediKirby> The first special person used the other portion of this assembly, the drapes, as a makeshift ball and chain
<JediKirby> Twisting the drapes and tying the end, using the metal rings at the other end as his ball
<JediKirby> They then assaulted the civilian retards by screaming fowl things and beating them with their new weapons.
<JediKirby> The resident advisor on duty rushes into the other room to get other advisors (Like my mom) to take down the two angry tards
<JediKirby> Having just watched The Two Towers, the tards decided to barricade the front room
<JediKirby> By pushing the dresser in the way
<JediKirby> And pinning chairs up underneath that.
<JediKirby> Now the only means into the front room was through the locked front door, or the kitchen window
<JediKirby> A long window spanning the kitchen
<JediKirby> Looking into the front room
<JediKirby> The tards shut all of the little blinds and laid their backs against them.
<JediKirby> These were defenses even the great kings of Gondor's past would have been proud of.
<CM[Laptop]> so who was victorious
<JediKirby> Well, the tards held their keep for a good hour and a half until state penitentiary guards were called from nearby
<JediKirby> 4 of the 8 tards in the room were taken to the psychotic ward today
<JediKirby> I'm not really sure how they got them, my mom left.
<JediKirby> She knows they used stunguns on the ones that had their backs to the kitchen windows.
<JediKirby> I guess the tards really hurt one of the girls.
<JediKirby> Because, you know, a long brass pipe (The mounting pole) across the back doesn't really “tickle”
<JediKirby> I think the real injustice here is that they didn't get to see Return of the King
[/quote]
Note: I use the words "tard" and "retarded" lightheartedly. I personally find offense to this term silly, and I don't want to hear about it in this thread. It's a term describing mental retardation, and is EXACTLY what these people have. If you think it's rude to use a medical term, then get out of this thread.
[quote=Slightly Edited from Chat]
<JediKirby> You guys are going to love this
<JediKirby> My mom took LotR to work today
<JediKirby> And played all 3 movies for the tards
<JediKirby> As sort of a "holiday" day
<JediKirby> And made them popcorn and whatnot
<JediKirby> Between Two Towers and Return of the King
<JediKirby> One of the special people told another one of the special people that he sort of looked like an orc
<JediKirby> This was in response to former accusations against himself claiming he looked like a cave troll
<JediKirby> This stirred a battle that even die hard LARPers would admire
<JediKirby> In true orc fashion, the second special person broke off the brass mounting pole for the drapes
<JediKirby> And began swinging it blindly around the room
<JediKirby> The first special person used the other portion of this assembly, the drapes, as a makeshift ball and chain
<JediKirby> Twisting the drapes and tying the end, using the metal rings at the other end as his ball
<JediKirby> They then assaulted the civilian retards by screaming fowl things and beating them with their new weapons.
<JediKirby> The resident advisor on duty rushes into the other room to get other advisors (Like my mom) to take down the two angry tards
<JediKirby> Having just watched The Two Towers, the tards decided to barricade the front room
<JediKirby> By pushing the dresser in the way
<JediKirby> And pinning chairs up underneath that.
<JediKirby> Now the only means into the front room was through the locked front door, or the kitchen window
<JediKirby> A long window spanning the kitchen
<JediKirby> Looking into the front room
<JediKirby> The tards shut all of the little blinds and laid their backs against them.
<JediKirby> These were defenses even the great kings of Gondor's past would have been proud of.
<CM[Laptop]> so who was victorious
<JediKirby> Well, the tards held their keep for a good hour and a half until state penitentiary guards were called from nearby
<JediKirby> 4 of the 8 tards in the room were taken to the psychotic ward today
<JediKirby> I'm not really sure how they got them, my mom left.
<JediKirby> She knows they used stunguns on the ones that had their backs to the kitchen windows.
<JediKirby> I guess the tards really hurt one of the girls.
<JediKirby> Because, you know, a long brass pipe (The mounting pole) across the back doesn't really “tickle”
<JediKirby> I think the real injustice here is that they didn't get to see Return of the King
[/quote]
Note: I use the words "tard" and "retarded" lightheartedly. I personally find offense to this term silly, and I don't want to hear about it in this thread. It's a term describing mental retardation, and is EXACTLY what these people have. If you think it's rude to use a medical term, then get out of this thread.
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