Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first .

What's a Forget-Me-Now?
They're pills that create a sort of temporary forgettingness. So if somebody finds out how you do a trick, you just give 'em one of these, and they forget the whole thing. It's a mainstay of the magician's toolkit, like how clowns always have a rag soaked in ether.
Gob, this is Flunitrazepam. It's a roofie.
Those are illegal.
Shut up, Mom. Don't make me give you another one of these.

What the hell is going on here?

/me slowly backs away from thread

He's doing scenes from AD using photos of the cast. Bravo, tofu.

"Oh, Tobias, you blow-hard!"

Wonder if that doctor has trouble retaining patients.

I was going to do more but now I'm too lazy.

You might as well lock this.

Eh, perhaps someone else will take a shot, I doubt we're the only two that know the greatness of AD.

taste my sad

Get rid of the Seaward.

I'll leave when I'm good and ready.

Michael, if I make this comeback, I’ll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive.

You're losing blood, aren't you?

Probably; my socks are wet.

Michael Moore confronted me on national television.




First of all, that was not Michael Moore. That was a Michael Moore look-alike. And second it wasn't national television. It was for a bit, on Jimmy Kimmel Live.





I don't know what that is nor do I care to find out.

I just blue myself.

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