the idea of the strait is to use a speech to text program such as the one in Microsoft's office to the U.S. response . you can use a keyboard to end your sentences if you want to .

also try to do a bit of speech trying your computer before you make your poster has some sense but not total .

thread fund we will have a sentence that everyone will say and we'll see what the results are when you say it's .

the sentences "how much wood could a wood-chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?" note : the close its intense was typed is my keyboard so I could do it properly

my version of that : how much would quit would top jockey the woodchuck "Jack ward

(Did you write your whole post with text-to-speech?)

it was written with speech to text

I didn’t even know Microsoft office had this function. But this is crazy.

I am going to try and swear and see what it tells me I’m saying:

Fokker
God damn it
Wholly shape
Bihac
Cox soccer
Dick looter
As whole
Milk my Balkans
Policy socking dike
Caucuses mongering little sheet sniffer
As grabber
Finger Fokker

The guy had to edit out a lot of laughter from the last section.
For the most part, this works very well.

Now I am going to make fun of the mustache Psions (sic. Massassians)

M. B. is a bit she
F. G. R. is a whole or
Victim van door has a gigantic notice
Robert listens to kill Hanna, a terrible and
S.F. gold needs to stop making horrifyingly bad am am old R. P. G. he’s
Josh is a very very lazy administrator
Free Jim!
I would totally bang freelancers mall
Jedi Kirby is probably the coolest Massassi in there is
Blood asp can’t map horse sit
Boo boo (sic. Ubuu) is black
NT is in no (sic. Genki is emo)
Cocoa (sic. Kroko) is finish

Time for a nursery rhyme

Old mother harbored went to the cardboard to get her poor dog a bone
But when she bent over Grover took over and gave her a bone of his own

How about song we all know?

Further wishers (sic. Furgalicious) – Burgee
Hit me baby one more time – Pretty spiers
Enter sandman – Make terror time (Sic. Metallica)
The U.N. me baby ink mammals that’s the way like they do on that discovery channel – bloodhounds game
Damn it feels good to be outgained stir – ghetto boys
I like big butts and I can not thrive – sir makes Iraq
Over the rainbow – I have no idea

I wonder if am a man (sic. Eminem) will break the voice reader?

“Hi my name is (what)
My name is (who)
My name is (Africa Africa) Sammamish 8E

At ham excuse me!
Can I have been tension of the class for one second?

Hi Kay, do you like violence
Want to see me stake my niche may knows through teach one of my I lids?
Want to copy the and do exactly like I did
Try scene and get Falk top worse than my life is?
My brain is deadweight and trying to get my head straight
But I can’t figure out which space girl I want to impregnate
And doctor tres said “slam shaky you a case hedge”
“so why is your face red man you wasted”
Well since age twelve I’ve felt like someone house
because I hold my original so to make top bonk with a belt”

To be continued!

This is so funny! Seriously all you have to do is talk really simply and they get it all. I might just have to start posting everything by voice recognition software.

Pfft, Hearing a Text-speech program attempt "asdsadksaa[wep1243124sada
'2pdcma,.r" is funny. Try it.

hearing someone say that with general speech usually has comical results.

Also i feel this is related.
http://www.research.att.com/~ttsweb/tts/demo.php#top

I am trying out the speech to text system in Microsoft Office. Actually, the system works a lot better than I expected. Some homonyms are difficult to recognize, but overall the system seems to be working rather well.

[non-speech]The system couldn't get the word homonym no matter what I tried. That was typed. And now, an unedited limerick:

There once was a man from Nantucket.
He put his head in a bucket.
As the rain came down,
His cat did drown,
His bucket was pelted with hail,
His bones felt quite frail,
He laid down upon the ground,
And in 500 years his skelton was found.

"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"

-I love that text-to-speech thing. Vice Versa isn't so fun.

I used to use the Vista voice recognition software, which works great in some cases, and in other cases fails miserably. The hardest part was that sometimes it would just stop working altogether, and would lag immensely. Thus, a minute later, a box comes up with EVERYTHING you said, edit commands and all, and it doesn't recognize anymore commands. Kinda annoying, and makes it useless after a while.

That, and it eats 35% CPU constantly >.>

hahaha, best.

rofl
http://192.20.225.55/tts/speech/8cb8c20a71c0e62ebf861b8a84f49b3d.wav

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