I need better pranks to film.

I already know we're going to the mall to film people's reactions when we tie a rope around my waste and suit up as sam fishers to "fish" quarters out of the fountain.

But we need more creative stuff. Something like what they do over at improv everywhere, but taking advantage of the fact that we've got a 3 foot tall midget that likes yelling obscenities at innocent people.

Ideas?

Glue a quarter on a step on a stair way, and film people bending over and struggling to pick it up quickly.

Midgets aren't funny, because most people are scared of them.

You could try the drive-thru thing again. But this time go in your wheelchair. And pay for your meal with a jar of pennies. Umm... unless of course you were looking for good ideas. The only pranks I've ever tried involve laxatives or fire.

I think you've got a belter there already - fishing with midget poo!

Bless you for linking that website. That will provide me with hours of fun at work.

Some of my favorites are playing red rover with couples holding hands, having "lightsaber' fights with large rubber... err, "female loneliness aids" from an adult store, and there's always the old "walk around wearing a random costume" gimmick. Following someone around dressed as the Grim Reaper and constantly checking a large clock on a chain is a good gag.

One would assume that you'd have outgrown pranks by now.

jump on someones back and see how long you can stay on for, like a bucking bronco made from lard.

[QUOTE=Mr. Stafford]jump on someones back and see how long you can stay on for, like a bucking bronco made from lard.[/QUOTE]

MINGER RODEO!

(Crawl on a really really unbelievably ugly person's back, tell them how hideous you think they are, and try to hang on)

Pedro: I have a camera and free time.

We came up with a better prank:
Put me in a big basket, with blankets, a bonet, bib, and binky, ring the doorbell, and film their reaction to a.. baby with a note being left on their porch.

haha that's awesome.

Anyone think we Kirbs has a mild form of Torettes?

I swear a lot because my father swears in every single sentance. I swear far less than him, but it's just sort of the vocabulary I grew up with. It's not even a macho thing. I really try to cut down.

I'll never get anything done now. :-(

Filling someon's toilet bowl with shaving cream is my favorite prank.

1. It involves shaving cream. +1
2. It involves a toilet. +1
3. It involves another person standing and doing something stupid for an extended period of time. +1

No matter what. The person owning the toilet will stand and flush the toilet until the shaving cream is gone. This will take at least 20 minutes. They stand there and flush it over and over and over again. It's funny as hell.

You could fill someones room/office full of balloons.

As long as he didn't start his swearing habits when you were born.

HOLY CRAP...
Has it really been a decade!?!?

We want to do more performance stunts. Actual "tehee" pranks are annoying.

There was one time I was part of an improv group doing an exorcism in the student center. I was the victim, and this guy dressed up in elaborate priest robes was supposed to erorcise me in public. I was sitting talking to another person, and was supposed to act like I was possessed once I saw the "priest." It turned out very poorly. Everyone thought I was having a seizure, and no one even noticed the big guy dressed up in a robe. Paramedics were called, and we had to run out while girls were screaming at me about how much I scared them.

That was about the end of my guerilla acting career.

I thought it was funny, stat.

that's bulgarious!

That right there sounds an awful lot like Jackass. If only you could dress up in a diaper and run away from a huge fat guy in the street.

kirby... run?

lol, not just swearing, but people with Torettes swear or scream because they want to see people's reactions when faced with something out of the norm. It's about breaking normality or every day life. You seem to have an affinity for that.

Or, as I would do, just spray it down with water. Takes approximately 1 minute and isn't nearly as funny >.>

Yeah right. You would think it was a magical bowl of whipped cream and drown yourself when you fall into the toilet trying to eat the fluffy yet foul-smelling goodness.

mmm... toilet cream.

*drool*

[QUOTE=Vincent Valentine]Midgets aren't funny, because most people are scared of them.[/QUOTE]
Actually, I can see this being a problem. I think most people are so concerned with being politically correct they'll be afraid to laugh.

People are big p***ies. I would laugh and point and take pictures. What are they going to do, sue me? They can't. There is nothing they can do about it, other than think I am a mean person, which they most likely think already anyway.

//_-

I spent a good hour on that Improv Everywhere site watching videos. Freakin awesome.

Fine, midget with a diaper on wheeling away from a fat guy as fast as he can. e'en better.

Dress up like a gardener and take "good" care of someones flowers with a weedwhacker.

Rip a pricetag off a random object, stick it on the midgets forhead, and when the scanner reads him wrong, ask for assistance.

Try before you buy.

Have an actual race around in Wal-Mart on Barbie bikes, give the winner a trophy if they don't get busted by security.

Randomly break out in song about life.

Have a seizure.

Have an epic battle with plastic swords in Toys-R-Us, dressed as pirates.

Ask a clerk if they sell anti-depressents over the counter, they'll say no, then ask if they sell handguns.

Moan loudly in the dressing room.

Have a friend loiter around, then sneak up dressed like Snake and drag him off.

Dress like a soldier from Vietnam and hide in the planters, and don't move until someone comes by.

Rearrange decorations as you see fit.

Wear a suit, and carry a briefcase full of powdered suger wrapped in ziploc bags, then have it pop open and spill in the most crowded area you can find.