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Am I a burgerboy?
2007-01-08, 5:25 PM #1
Alright, listen to this. I may be American, but don't make your decision based on that.

Tonight, when I got out of rehersal late, I had 20 minutes before a guitar lesson. I needed some food however, so I drove to a MC'D's nearby.

I ordered a double cheeseburger, 6 pc. mcnugget, large fry, and large coke.

I put the nuggets in between my legs on the seat, the fries and coke in the cup holders, and put the burger in my right hand, eating while I was driving. I finished all of that in 11 minutes and made it to my lesson with 3 minutes to spare.

So have I fallen into your stereotypical burgerboy status, or am I just a hungry teenager?
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2007-01-08, 5:26 PM #2
Thats gross

(whitecastle is better >_> although i prefer wendys for fastfood if im superhungry)
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2007-01-08, 5:28 PM #3
Its just a meaningless name a retarded fin came up with....

:psyduck:
2007-01-08, 5:30 PM #4
I had a Wendy's burger the other night. It was like 1 in the morning and my friends and I decided that we needed to get hamburgers. So off to the nearest Wendy's we drove. It was like half an hour away.
Stuff
2007-01-08, 5:36 PM #5
Nearest Wendy's for me is 4-5 minutes, same w/ nearest sonic. Nearest McDonalds is 6, Nearest whataburger, taco bell, chick-fil-a, long john silvers, are 6-7.

The worst thing is that within 5-10 minutes max of each of these locations is another of each.

Well, supply 'n' demand I suppose, it's no big deal, but sometimes it blows my mind to see two Mickey-D's so close together :D
2007-01-08, 5:42 PM #6
I don't like McDonalds.
>>untie shoes
2007-01-08, 5:46 PM #7
I dont know how people can eat stuff that basically shouts "im bad for you".

...then again, I smoke and drink.
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2007-01-08, 5:51 PM #8
Alcohol has its benefits. Smoking is cancer on a stick.
2007-01-08, 5:54 PM #9
It's good, though.
>>untie shoes
2007-01-08, 5:56 PM #10
Voted yes, because MCD is gross.
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2007-01-08, 6:04 PM #11
That's a solid meal, but I'd recommend going with a second double cheeseburger. Double you pleasure, double your fun and all that.
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2007-01-08, 6:32 PM #12
fatty.
2007-01-08, 6:35 PM #13
I thought TE made this thread, at first.

I was like "Good god, they let him post?"

Then I realized he was actually contributing an excellent post to a horrible thread.

Originally posted by Tiberium_Empire:
fatty.


Quoted for Truth.

lol! [/stateofthemassassiaddress]
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2007-01-08, 6:35 PM #14
I prefer subway's veggie delight sandwiches..yum..vegetables.
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2007-01-08, 6:45 PM #15
That sounds good. You're just a hungry teenager and I'm jealous of you.
2007-01-08, 6:50 PM #16
I prefer a subway club with everything on it but cucumbers.

No, that doesn't make you fat. Fast food meals aren't big enough, sometimes, especially if you don't eat a full 3 meals a day. Unhealthy, sure, but tasty and forgivable. That's pretty much the meal I get whenever I go to McDonald's, except with two cheeseburgers instead of a double.

As far as driving while eating a full meal: Do it in a truck with a manual transmission. Until then, you're just pussyfooting around.
Warhead[97]
2007-01-08, 7:09 PM #17
I'm too poor for fast food.
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2007-01-08, 7:18 PM #18
Originally posted by JediKirby:
Then I realized he was actually contributing an excellent post to a horrible thread.


Sorry for just trying to contibute a thread where everybody can participate.
"Oh my god. That just made me want to start cutting" - Aglar
"Why do people from ALL OVER NORTH AMERICA keep asking about CATS?" - Steven, 4/1/2009
2007-01-08, 7:19 PM #19
Then make a "what does your bellybutton look like" thread
2007-01-08, 7:24 PM #20
It was a joke, sorry petmc
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2007-01-08, 7:30 PM #21
If you ate like that every day, I'd say: yes. Otherwise...nah.
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2007-01-08, 7:30 PM #22
Originally posted by JediKirby:
It was a joke, sorry petmc


Forgiven. I wish the internet had a sarcasm detector.
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"Why do people from ALL OVER NORTH AMERICA keep asking about CATS?" - Steven, 4/1/2009
2007-01-08, 7:34 PM #23
Originally posted by Warlockmish:
I prefer subway's veggie delight sandwiches..yum..vegetables.


Yes subway is damned tasty. Even their veggie sub with something like ranch dressing is great.
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"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2007-01-08, 7:39 PM #24
I said yes only because the word fatty cracks me up.
DO NOT WANT.
2007-01-08, 7:41 PM #25
[QUOTE=Glyde Bane]Yes subway is damned tasty. Even their veggie sub with something like ranch dressing is great.[/QUOTE]
Weren't you the one who said he hated Subway with a passion and that Quiznos kicked everything's ***?
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2007-01-08, 8:17 PM #26
McDonalds is vile. (never had white castle, they don't have them around here). Carls. jr. is decent, as is Wendys.


For a really good fast food burger, go to In-n-Out if you are on the west coast.
2007-01-08, 8:19 PM #27
Originally posted by Zloc_Vergo:
Weren't you the one who said he hated Subway with a passion and that Quiznos kicked everything's ***?


No, that was me.

Quiznos is probably better than breathing. Yup, I'm pretty sure.
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2007-01-08, 8:26 PM #28
Originally posted by JediKirby:
No, that was me.

Quiznos is probably better than breathing. Yup, I'm pretty sure.


We used to have a Quiznos near here, but it went out of business... Angus steak was my life. :(
DO NOT WANT.
2007-01-08, 8:34 PM #29
NEW TOPIC:

what's your favorite fast food place?

I've never eaten at a quiznos but subway isnt too good. I'm gonna say wendys.
2007-01-08, 8:42 PM #30
QUIZNOS!
Sweet bloody jesus their subs are amazing!
2007-01-08, 8:49 PM #31
i'm just kidding, calm down
2007-01-08, 8:51 PM #32
quiznos is nasty. I tried one of their subs and I had to throw it away because I literally couldn't stomach it. Subway and blimpie ftw!
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2007-01-08, 8:52 PM #33
Burn The Heretic!
2007-01-08, 9:35 PM #34
Was it a diet coke? Because, that makes all the difference.
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2007-01-08, 9:48 PM #35
According to the definition of Burgerboy, all Americans are Burgerboys, so yes, you are a Burgerboy.
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2007-01-08, 9:55 PM #36
Being vegetarian, and a hippy, fast food sucks. The only thing I can stand to eat is a veggie sub at Subway, with every vegetable they have on it, and pepperjack cheese. >.>

o.0
2007-01-08, 10:19 PM #37
"In'n'Out" holds the title of best fast food joint in California.

I don't like Quiznos, they charge too much for the miserable little solidified bile they give you.

I don't like Subway, either. Or Blimpie. I'm not a sandwich kind of guy (unless you count burgers as sandwiches).

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2007-01-08, 10:40 PM #38
Two burgers will fill you up more than a double (because of the added bread, I believe), so I always go for that.

Also, In-N-Out holds the title for best fast burgers in the world let alone California. And I'm not even Californian.
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2007-01-08, 10:43 PM #39
In-N-Out is so overrated. I only like their shakes.
2007-01-08, 11:14 PM #40
I'm pretty much a Taco Bell addict. Thankfully, the nearest one is a good thirty minutes away, so the temptation to gorge myself on mass quantities of "Mexican" food of questionable quality is pretty easy to overcome.
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