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ForumsDiscussion Forum → Paris Hilton runs out of gas because she "never filled [her] car with gas before"
Paris Hilton runs out of gas because she "never filled [her] car with gas before"
2007-01-11, 5:16 PM #1
Saw this on Jimmy Kimmel's show, and, while I'm not one to stalk the gossip column, I can't help but get some comedic value out of her stupidity.

[quote=Jimmy Kimmel]Normally, she just buys a new car when she runs out of gas.[/quote]

http://video.accesshollywood.com/player.html?dlid=54838
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2007-01-11, 5:25 PM #2
Bizarre.

And in other lame-o-celebtrity news I happened across:

http://www.weakgame.com/?show=images/15398

I'm going to have to throw the BS flag and say that this was staged, but because I doubt some pansy-boy-emo musician is going to win in a fight with concert security... it seems like a gimmick to gain more favor w/ the crowd/fans.
2007-01-11, 5:29 PM #3
hhaha @ sabers:

source - femalefirst.co.uk
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2007-01-11, 5:35 PM #4
<<

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missed that meself. oips.
2007-01-11, 6:31 PM #5
I would HATE if people with cameras followed me like that. Those people need a ****ing life.

Here's the video for the incident.
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2007-01-11, 6:43 PM #6
Wasn't she recently arrested for drunk driving in an SLR McLaren?
Steal my dreams and sell them back to me.....
2007-01-11, 6:44 PM #7
Yea real ****ing punk rock.
watch the video, the guy pushes the "roadie" first (which fine he shouldnt have done) but the roadie starts throwing punches first.
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2007-01-11, 7:24 PM #8
It's really no surprise.
Pissed Off?
2007-01-11, 8:08 PM #9
"Is there a gas thingie?"
2007-01-11, 8:41 PM #10
ok i am for the assassination of paris hilton before her slutbag ways lead to a pregnancy... the last thing we need is for her to spawn an heir to the throne of stupid
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2007-01-11, 8:43 PM #11
I love how she doesn't even have to get out of her car. Any normal person would have to push the car to the side of the road alone and walk four miles to get to a gas station. But then again, a normal person wouldn't be in this situation.
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2007-01-11, 11:07 PM #12
She was alone and surrounded by paparazzi. Personally, if I were in her situation, I'd be terrified.
2007-01-12, 2:07 AM #13
One word: Celebrities

They can't get away with stupdity like us ordinary mortals.
But they do have a lot of misfortune. Supposed thats part of it.
'Its always a good idea to move foward not back'

/Axecrasher/
2007-01-12, 10:02 AM #14
To be fair, she said she'd "never put gas in this car before". It's possible (though unlikely) that she has gotten case at some point in her life. And it's not like she's so stupid she doesn't know a gas needs gas, she just thought someone else put it in (yes, she should have checked the gauge, but even my mom forgets to do that).

Anyway, got bored of the video like 1:00 in.
2007-01-13, 6:58 AM #15
I guess money is a reason good enough for some to make yourself seem lifeless when chasing some worthless celebrity. Bleh.
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