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Already tried killing it with fire, doesn't work
2007-01-14, 10:59 PM #1
So I'm sitting here at my computer, and I hear a scream come from the bathroom. My cousin was going in there and flipped on the lights and there was our cat, who we are convinced is the devil, but have never been able to prove it. I see him sitting there in the bathroom and snap this quick pick, I put it on my comp and almost **** my pants. I thought cat's eyes reflected green light. I swear this is not photoshoped. Massassi, I need your help!
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"DON'T TASE ME BRO!" lol
2007-01-14, 11:01 PM #2
Pfft, my cat is demented. Literally.
Pissed Off?
2007-01-14, 11:01 PM #3
Originally posted by Avenger:
Pfft, my can is demented. Literally.


Your toilet is demented?
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2007-01-14, 11:07 PM #4
No, that's possessed by something evil though. :o
Pissed Off?
2007-01-14, 11:10 PM #5
The thing will wake you up at 4 am in the morning, attack your feet when you are walking in a dark room, and our 80 pound black lab is terrified of it.
"DON'T TASE ME BRO!" lol
2007-01-14, 11:24 PM #6
Show it who's dominant. A cat is fine too, you know.
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2007-01-14, 11:31 PM #7
I think you should eat it.
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2007-01-15, 3:16 AM #8
If you've got a problem that the liberal application of fire can't fix, then you're not using enough fire. Ergo, shoot it into the heart of the sun.
2007-01-15, 3:43 AM #9
Originally posted by Vegiemaster:
I think you should eat it.


This man speaks truth.
2007-01-15, 4:57 AM #10
That's not too creepy. Try having a full-bred persian (smushed face) staring at you with glowy eyes.
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2007-01-15, 6:18 AM #11
Your cat is a Goa'uld.
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2007-01-15, 6:50 AM #12
My cat's eyes used to glow red, then she got glaucoma. Now her eyes are dead white. Which is scarier?
2007-01-15, 7:00 AM #13
I say you kill it with water.
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2007-01-15, 7:20 AM #14
Originally posted by Vegiemaster:
I think you should eat it.
I disagree. Measures that drastic should be reserved for much creepier things like spiders.
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2007-01-15, 7:33 AM #15
Tiger tiger burning bright...
2007-01-15, 8:08 AM #16
Originally posted by Chewbubba:
Your cat is a Goa'uld.


***, kill it
2007-01-15, 8:43 AM #17
Meh, it's a cat.
They're all evil.
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2007-01-15, 9:48 AM #18
Just get those Spyder lasers and tweak it with some glasses and other tools to burn the cat.
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2007-01-15, 9:49 AM #19
...........or go to your local church for some holy water. That should burn it as well.
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2007-01-15, 9:55 AM #20
It just wants love.
2007-01-15, 10:17 AM #21
Originally posted by Jon`C:
Tiger tiger burning bright...


In the forests of the night, what immortal hand or eye, could frame thy fearful symmetry?
2007-01-15, 11:42 AM #22
See, you went about this all wrong. Bury it in lava. It's the only way to be sure.
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2007-01-15, 11:44 AM #23
There's only one [hilarious] solution: Tape it.
2007-01-15, 12:01 PM #24
Kitty wants some LSD.

(Possible language in the comments...)
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2007-01-15, 1:28 PM #25
[http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b329/Cmd598/captions/NUCULARFIRE.jpg]
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2007-01-15, 4:13 PM #26
Originally posted by SMOCK!:
I disagree. Measures that drastic should be reserved for much creepier things like spiders.


But Chinese food! :saddowns:
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2007-01-15, 4:35 PM #27
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc

SPIDERS ON DRUGS!!!
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