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Massassi Problem Solving Episode II
2007-01-15, 12:56 PM #1
New problem!
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一个大西瓜
2007-01-15, 1:26 PM #2
Sometimes you just don't have a chance.


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2007-01-15, 1:37 PM #3
Once again, careful application of science wins the day!
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In Soviet ISB, NeS writes YOU!
2007-01-15, 1:55 PM #4
The Imperial Guard Method

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<Rob> This is internet.
<Rob> Nothing costs money if I don't want it to.
2007-01-15, 1:55 PM #5
h4x
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2007-01-15, 2:01 PM #6
I don't like this Exhibit as much as exhibit 1. No 3D goodness. :(
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DO NOT WANT.
2007-01-15, 3:01 PM #7
I'm going to transfer all the "new" rope ones from the other thread.
2007-01-15, 3:35 PM #8
Mmm.
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nope.
2007-01-15, 3:52 PM #9
<3
free(jin);
tofu sucks
2007-01-15, 3:54 PM #10
why is this 2 threads now?
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2007-01-15, 3:55 PM #11
Hmm... maybe we should have these once a week...

It would kill it if these thread kept coming..

..especially since the are fun.
Back again
2007-01-15, 3:57 PM #12
Tons of complaints about the sudden switch in focus from pie to unmowed grass. So switch to the other one if you like pie, use this one if you'd rather mow the lawn.
2007-01-15, 3:58 PM #13
ah HA.

LOGIC IN USE!
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2007-01-15, 4:01 PM #14
Don't forget there's a lion in that grass.
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2007-01-15, 4:04 PM #15
Yeah... poor guy. :3
DO NOT WANT.
2007-01-15, 4:22 PM #16
Trying to find something good...
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$do || ! $do ; try
try: command not found
Ye Olde Galactic Empire Mission Editor (X-wing, TIE, XvT/BoP, XWA)
2007-01-15, 4:27 PM #17
[http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l157/fubura/gfgfgfg.jpg]

Lasers + Lions = blind lion
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2007-01-15, 4:30 PM #18
What the hell is going on in the last 3 panels of that?
DO NOT WANT.
2007-01-15, 4:38 PM #19
On second thought I should have saved this solution for MPS: Episode III

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Stuff
2007-01-15, 4:44 PM #20
Well, forgive me for the small size, but here's what happens in the last three panels of my case.

Hairspray and fire team up to burn the blinded lion

The lion runs wild on fire and burns the grass with it. Some rum to make it all burn faster.

Everything is burned except for the rib cage of the tiger and the remains of Zell's guy. The man pulls out some rum to drink.
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2007-01-15, 4:48 PM #21
Oh, I didn't see the hairspray. Or the rum. Tee hee, my guy's remains.
DO NOT WANT.
2007-01-15, 4:56 PM #22
Yep..

Well... my guy had a set of powerful telescope pieces and if he wanted he could have burned the lion and all the grass with it. But that's not as fun as live fire...


BTW kids DON'T PLAY WITH FIRE!!!
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2007-01-15, 6:04 PM #23
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Naked Feet are Happy Feet
:omgkroko:
2007-01-15, 6:52 PM #24
This is really, really, REALLY entertaining. Best concept threads ever.
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2007-01-15, 7:05 PM #25
Hopefully no one already posted something like this while I was making it...

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"I got kicked off the high school debate team for saying 'Yeah? Well, **** you!'
... I thought I had won."
2007-01-15, 7:09 PM #26
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"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor
2007-01-15, 7:13 PM #27
Stupid dog.
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2007-01-15, 7:42 PM #28
I hate that dog so much.
"I got kicked off the high school debate team for saying 'Yeah? Well, **** you!'
... I thought I had won."
2007-01-15, 9:42 PM #29
Indeed, as do I.
2007-01-15, 9:45 PM #30
Yea I wish I could freaking shoot that dog.
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2007-01-15, 10:02 PM #31
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Pissed Off?
2007-01-15, 10:04 PM #32
part 2
Pissed Off?
2007-01-15, 10:13 PM #33
I would climb the rope and get on top of whatever the rope's attached to.
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2007-01-15, 10:17 PM #34
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...

Oh snap, just when I thought of that someone else did just before. :|
Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum
2007-01-15, 10:27 PM #35
I reject your reality, and substitute my own.
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2007-01-15, 10:49 PM #36
Nice :P
Pissed Off?
2007-01-15, 10:56 PM #37
Duh
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Ban Jin!
Nobody really needs work when you have awesome. - xhuxus
2007-01-15, 11:07 PM #38
<3CM
but i know what spidy would do
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Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2007-01-16, 6:41 AM #39
Not exactly true to the film, but you get the idea...
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"Harriet, sweet Harriet - hard-hearted harbinger of haggis."
2007-01-16, 11:13 AM #40
<3 chewbubba
一个大西瓜
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