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It's Christmas, but I feel terrible...
2003-12-25, 4:53 AM #1
..because we didn't go to Church. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif] My wife thought that the Mass was at 8:00pm, so we were all set to go, but it was already over...May God strike me down...

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Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.

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I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore, I am perfect.

Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.

My Canada includes Beavers.
2003-12-25, 4:56 AM #2
I really fail to see this as the end of the world, but that's just me. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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2003-12-25, 5:06 AM #3
Its no the end of the world, man. Look at it this way, at least you have someone to go with.

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2003-12-25, 5:08 AM #4
Church... pshh!

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2003-12-25, 5:26 AM #5
Worship has very little to do with church. I'm sure your creator won't be too harsh on you.

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2003-12-25, 5:55 AM #6
Everyone back up! Don't let the lightning hit you!

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2003-12-25, 6:03 AM #7
It's okay...it's not like you skipped it on purpose. You meant to go.

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2003-12-25, 6:07 AM #8
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by GBK:
Its no the end of the world, man. Look at it this way, at least you have someone to go with.

</font>


Where is the [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif] ?!

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2003-12-25, 6:25 AM #9
I don't see how God would mind considering if you follow Christmas back to the true beginning it has pagin orgins. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]
2003-12-25, 6:37 AM #10
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by MechWarrior:
I don't see how God would mind considering if you follow Christmas back to the true beginning it has pagin orgins. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]</font>


STONE HIM!

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2003-12-25, 6:40 AM #11
This is an invitation for God to strike me down.
I have sinned.
I have lied.
I have broken wind in public.
I have coverted my neighbours giraffe.
And I do NOT seek forgiveness
STRIKE ME DOWN!
*nothing happens*
See?
...

KAAABBBLAMO!!

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2003-12-25, 7:57 AM #12
We had that happen years back. Missed the Catholic Church service. So we just went to the Uniting Church service instead(cue shock horror & random Doom grunting noises etc)

I'm hoping your god won't blow you up Monty Python style for this, but can you ask your wife to video-tape it if it does happen and put it on the internet?
2003-12-25, 8:09 AM #13
I played my trumpet this morning in church! Fun! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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2003-12-25, 10:29 AM #14
Its the thought that counts.
I went to the midnight mass service.

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2003-12-25, 10:41 AM #15
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Snake-Eyes:
It's Christmas, but I feel terrible...
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Same here, but for other reasons..

Anyways, now worries. If he's the all-forgiving God they say he is, would he mind?



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2003-12-25, 10:48 AM #16
Thats a silly reason to feel terrible... No offense, but missing Church is not a big deal... Unless your like a crazy nut religous freak.

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2003-12-25, 11:01 AM #17
No, but it is the reason we have Christmas...it's like we give thanks to Jesus every time Christmas rolls around.

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I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore, I am perfect.

Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.

[url="mailto:Bruintone@netscape.net"]mailto:Bruintone@netscape.net[/url]Bruintone@netscape.net</A>
Yahoo! Name : jedibruintone77
I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore, I am perfect.

Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.

My Canada includes Beavers.
2003-12-25, 11:29 AM #18
It's not the reason we have christmas. You know, this used to not be a christian holiday.

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When bread becomes toast, it can never go back to being bread again.
The music industry is a cruel and shallow money trench where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side.
2003-12-25, 11:46 AM #19
Yeah. It was originally made for Canadians to show their uberpowers.

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2003-12-25, 12:06 PM #20
"What are the chances I'd get hit by lightning at the exact same moment that I renounced all Gods?"
"About one to one, I'd say."

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2003-12-25, 3:00 PM #21
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by GhostOfYoda:
I played my trumpet this morning in church! Fun! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]</font>


Go trumpet players! Christmas is MADE for us.

Oh yeah, and someone said something like this:
"Going to church makes you as Christian as going to a garage makes you a car."
So don't worry about it.



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2003-12-25, 3:40 PM #22
I don't think Mithra cares that much anymore.
2003-12-25, 8:37 PM #23
I've been going to the bathroom every 15 minutes, imagine how terrible I feel...
I can't think of anything to put here right now.
2003-12-25, 9:12 PM #24
Darth, you know you're not supposed to bring up the M word.

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