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Pet names
2007-01-19, 6:06 AM #1
For your loved ones! I call her:

Twig
Sweetheart
Sweety
Love
Cutie
Good-Looking
Pretty-Girl/Lady
Hottie
Gorgeous
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2007-01-19, 6:32 AM #2
Liar. You call her 'righty'.

I call my woman 'hey woman'.
Wikissassi sucks.
2007-01-19, 6:37 AM #3
Beauté
Beauté Fatale
Chéri
Ma blonde
Babe
Babybuns
Darling
Ma toune
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2007-01-19, 6:41 AM #4
does not compute
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2007-01-19, 6:43 AM #5
Originally posted by Isuwen:
Liar. You call her 'righty'.

I call my woman 'hey woman'.


She's the one I heard scream "Hey *******, get in bed and pleasure me, or I'll break your neck!" behind you while we were playing GoW on Live right?
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2007-01-19, 7:19 AM #6
:gbk:
free(jin);
tofu sucks
2007-01-19, 8:06 AM #7
Originally posted by 7:
:gbk:


What kind of sick pervert would call his loved one GBK? :psyduck:
Last edited by mb; today at 10:55 AM.
2007-01-19, 9:02 AM #8
GBK's right hand.

[If anyone claims GBK's right hand is my lover, they have sex with kittens.]
nope.
2007-01-19, 9:17 AM #9
GBK's right hand is your loved one?

:o
2007-01-19, 9:19 AM #10
love dove
sweetheart
cupcake
sexy butt

...I just realized how weird this thread is
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2007-01-19, 9:24 AM #11
*****
Dog
Girl

But usually only ***** if she pees on the carpet.
2007-01-19, 9:30 AM #12
hey you
2007-01-19, 9:32 AM #13
Is this about pets or girlfirends? :S
VTEC just kicked in, yo!
2007-01-19, 9:35 AM #14
Originally posted by Simbachu:
Is this about pets or girlfirends? :S


Well, in certain areas, they are both one in the same :psyduck:
2007-01-19, 9:55 AM #15
And saddly, I have neither.

:(
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2007-01-19, 9:56 AM #16
Haha!

I forgot a couple:
Dear
Darling
Kid
Thunder Eyes
Pretty-lips
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2007-01-19, 9:56 AM #17
Originally posted by Lord Kuat:
Originally posted by Simbachu:
Is this about pets or girlfirends? :S


Well, in certain areas, they are both one in the same :psyduck:


yeah, if you rub peanut butter on a certain object, both dog and girl will lick it off.
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2007-01-19, 9:58 AM #18
Originally posted by Dark__Knight:
yeah, if you rub peanut butter on a certain object, both dog and girl will lick it off.


The girl may be allergic to it though. Besides, why would you want your dog and girl fighting over said object?
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2007-01-19, 10:00 AM #19
Hey, I don't know about you, but there's more than enough of me to go around :D
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2007-01-19, 10:36 AM #20
Hoooooly crap let's talk about something else fast.

Like muffins. Everyone likes muffins, right?
Ban Jin!
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2007-01-19, 10:37 AM #21
I call her Kiddo and she gets mad.

I also call her Doll-face, but that also makes her mad.
2007-01-19, 11:13 AM #22
Yea... I called one of my ex, "kid" once. The kick in the balls I recieved made me wish I was dead.
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2007-01-19, 11:23 AM #23
Honey
Sweetie
Punk
Sick Boy

>.>
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2007-01-19, 1:22 PM #24
Sweetlumps
Sizzlepoof
Kittentits
Scrumpchkins
Sugarchunks

etc.
2007-01-19, 1:23 PM #25
I call my dog stupid most of the time. Mostly because it's stupid.
2007-01-19, 1:40 PM #26
I think I just use Babe and Baby. I jokingly came up with "Canda Bear" (since her name is Candace), and called her that a couple of times, but the lack of reaction made me stop.
2007-01-19, 1:42 PM #27
"sweetie"

and when she isn't working: "goddamn piece of **** computer why aren't you working"
Stuff
2007-01-19, 2:29 PM #28
I don't like pet names, and have never used them in a relationship.
2007-01-19, 2:37 PM #29
Originally posted by Baconfish:
GBK's right hand.

[If anyone claims GBK's right hand is my lover, they have sex with kittens.]


Well, i DO have sex with a pussy, so you're right. Why the hell is GBK's right hand your lover? :eek:
Last edited by mb; today at 10:55 AM.
2007-01-19, 2:39 PM #30
Originally posted by Rob:
I don't like pet names, and have never used them in a relationship.


They sound stupid 99% of the time. Just use a persons real name.

o.0
2007-01-19, 2:56 PM #31
Originally posted by CaveDemon:
Well, i DO have sex with a pussy, so you're right. Why the hell is GBK's right hand your lover? :eek:


It's a long story involving Leningrad and a pound of shortening.
nope.
2007-01-19, 3:27 PM #32
little pyro
Sam: "Sir we can't call it 'The Enterprise'"
Jack: "Why not!"
2007-01-19, 3:29 PM #33
Originally posted by Baconfish:
GBK's right hand.

[If anyone claims GBK's right hand is my lover, they have sex with kittens.]




Too late man, I beat you to it! (plus everyone already knows I prefer eatin' kittens)
2007-01-19, 3:42 PM #34
Originally posted by Greenboy:
They sound stupid 99% of the time. Just use a persons real name.


You're always so negative. Most girls love it when you call them pet names. I know mine is noticeably different and happy when I say those names. She even mentions it.
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2007-01-19, 4:09 PM #35
Chicks dig little cutesy pet names. I doubt Greenboy has had any experience with broads.
2007-01-19, 5:56 PM #36
I have little to no experience. But that doesn't matter, I don't like pet names, and I know that:p And yes, I'm always negative. Thats just the way I am.

o.0
2007-01-19, 9:03 PM #37
Originally posted by JediKirby:
Haha!
Thunder Eyes



MORE LIKE THUNDER THIGHS! AMIRITE!
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2007-01-19, 11:05 PM #38
Haha, my dad calls my mom "white woman" sometimes. "Hey white woman, what happened to my coffee??"
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2007-01-20, 9:29 AM #39
Well Emon, I guess that's better than the alternative.
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2007-01-20, 9:36 AM #40
Haven't done it in years, but all explosion-related terms were neat. Like Nuke or Debris.
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