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Who is a Cylon?
2007-01-23, 7:16 PM #1
Sorry, the official cast page does not list Anders. In fact, it lacks all sorts of characters. Maybe this means he gets to die?
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2007-01-23, 7:19 PM #2
You are, and perhaps Dave.
2007-01-23, 7:21 PM #3
I am a Cylon.
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2007-01-23, 7:22 PM #4
Me
2007-01-23, 7:38 PM #5
I said Tom Zarek. Incidently, I don't know who he is, or what this thread is about.
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2007-01-23, 7:48 PM #6
I said Felix Gaeta, and the same goes for me.
2007-01-23, 8:08 PM #7
I said Anders, because he seems to have less of a past than most of the other characters. Except that whole professional pyramid player thing.
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2007-01-23, 8:11 PM #8
Tom Zarek is the guy played by Starbuck from the original series. The vice president.
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2007-01-23, 8:28 PM #9
He was Apollo. Starbuck was played by Dirk Benedict.
2007-01-23, 9:14 PM #10
They're all Cylons. It's all an elaborate simulation by the humans to re-program Cylons.

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2007-01-24, 11:34 AM #11
If its not got anything to do with Dirk Benedict, I don't want to know.
nope.
2007-01-24, 1:47 PM #12
This should be a checkbox poll.

Adama is a cylon.
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2007-01-24, 4:49 PM #13
The results are clear. Brian Lozier is a Cylon.

You hear that, Brian? We're on to you!
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2007-01-24, 5:51 PM #14
Nerds.
2007-01-24, 6:00 PM #15
What is a cylon.
2007-01-24, 8:44 PM #16
Definately Gaius, but we probably won't know for a while.
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2007-01-24, 9:58 PM #17
Originally posted by Vincent Valentine:
What is a cylon.


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2007-01-24, 10:00 PM #18
Originally posted by Vincent Valentine:
What is a cylon.
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2007-01-24, 10:11 PM #19
10:09:01 - Searched "Cylon" on Google.

10:09:04 - Clicked on first link.

10:09:05 - Read the first sentence in the first paragraph, my answer was surprisingly easily answered.
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2007-01-24, 10:23 PM #20
Including punctuation in links is so taboo. :argh: :saddowns:
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2007-01-24, 10:24 PM #21
Yeah, and I should have used 24-based time to make sure everyone knew exactly when this took place...
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2007-01-24, 10:33 PM #22
Kitt is a cylon. It has you all fooled... the sweeping red eye is a dead giveaway.
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2007-01-24, 10:40 PM #23
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2007-01-24, 11:35 PM #24
Originally posted by Vincent Valentine:
What is a cylon.


It's this hilarious robot with a single red eye that goes 'VOOSH. VOOSH' all the time and says funny robot catchphrases like 'by your command' and 'ex-termination'. And it wants to destroy humanity (man, did BSG rip off Terminator or what????)
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2007-01-25, 7:43 AM #25
Please. The Dalek's came up with EXTERMINATE long before Terminator or BSG.
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2007-01-25, 9:12 AM #26
Kara. Definately. She's all crazy like three and needs to be boxed.
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2007-01-25, 9:12 AM #27
Originally posted by happydud:
Please. The Dalek's came up with EX-TER-MIN-ATE long before Terminator or BSG.

Fixèd.
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2007-01-25, 10:03 AM #28
I'm not a cylon.

Perhaps a Dalek, though. I've always had trouble with stairs.
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2007-01-25, 12:49 PM #29
JediGandalf- Thanks for the correction.

Alan - Daleks can fly... Or just go back/forward in time to where there were no stairs, and then move, and then go forward/back in time to where they want to be.

:)
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2007-01-25, 1:22 PM #30
They can indeed fly, or at least levitate.
nope.
2007-01-25, 1:30 PM #31
I think Number 6 is one
2007-01-25, 3:49 PM #32
Originally posted by SiliconC:
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Irony.
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2007-01-25, 3:49 PM #33
I have a jacket made out of cylon
2007-01-25, 8:19 PM #34
No you don't.

I should have none better than to include Brian as an option. I should have tossed out someone from the old day's real name that none of you fools would have known.
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2007-01-25, 9:19 PM #35
Dave.
2007-01-26, 3:33 PM #36
I think the only reasonable option is Baltar...anything other main character would just be too stupid.
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2007-01-26, 3:39 PM #37
Baltar won't be the Cylon. The only thing that makes his character worth anything is the fact that he's a human, trying to justify all of his evil acts by saying he might be a cylon. If it turns out he actually is a cylon, his character won't have any substance anymore.
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2007-01-26, 7:22 PM #38
Originally posted by Darth J:
Baltar won't be the Cylon. The only thing that makes his character worth anything is the fact that he's a human, trying to justify all of his evil acts by saying he might be a cylon. If it turns out he actually is a cylon, his character won't have any substance anymore.


I just saw an interesting teaser for the next episode on SciFi. Baltar was waking up in a resurrection tub. Suggestive, yes, but I find it hard to believe they'd toss a spoiler THAT BIG into a teaser. My guess is that's a vision or a dream.
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2007-01-26, 9:46 PM #39
It would be a terrible cop-out if Baltar was a cylon, I'd want it to be someone you'd least expect, so I went with Dee, although the character would need more fleshing out if the revelation was to have any impact, as it stands, i find her to be more of an archetype than a full fleshed out character.

Saul Tigh would be an interesting one, but I think i'd hate it... The scenes between Tigh and Adama are some of my favourite parts of the series, either of those becoming a cylon and ****ing up the epic chemistry in the scenes featuring Adama, Tigh and Roslin would partially ruin the show for me.
2007-01-27, 3:27 AM #40
My money is on Gaeta. He interacted with Number 3 (as Baltar's aide) on New Caprica enough to warrant that kind of a response from her when she shook the Cylon's hand.
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