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Gay Bands!
2007-01-31, 5:20 PM #1
A list of gay bands:

http://lovegodsway.org/GayBands

Yeah, don't listen to Judas Priest, kids, it's gay. Listen to a generic boy band instead; it's in no way a soulless commercial project aimed at underaged girls and *real* homosexuals. And they have an Oscar Wilde quote, who they claim to be a "reformed homosexual"? Wilde? Reformed? For ****'s sake. Well, at least Bloodhound Gang's not gay. Apparently. Judging by whatever crazy-arse criteria these guys had, however, it's much more likely that they simply never listened to them. Heh.

Also, this:

http://lovegodsway.org/Blog/DisturbedElated

Haha. Completely surreal.
幻術
2007-01-31, 5:23 PM #2
Wait. I don't get it. Eminem should be their poster boy. :confused:
Pissed Off?
2007-01-31, 5:24 PM #3
Elton John
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Elton John(really gay)


Wow...
Think while it's still legal.
2007-01-31, 5:25 PM #4
Sinatra WTF?
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2007-01-31, 5:25 PM #5
I love Judas Priest :D
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2007-01-31, 5:27 PM #6
and apparently Judas Priest loves you back...a lot.
Think while it's still legal.
2007-01-31, 5:28 PM #7
How much longer before these christian anti-gay websites start advertizing artists like Sizzla as 'advised listening'?
ORJ / My Level: ORJ Temple Tournament I
2007-01-31, 5:29 PM #8
Nah, this guy can't be real. After reading some of his insane, yet somewhat funny stuff on the Internents, I'm more and more inclined to agree that he's a character and not a real person.
幻術
2007-01-31, 5:33 PM #9
Originally posted by Victor Van Dort:
and apparently Judas Priest loves you back...a lot.


I think Rob Halford's the only gay member... Probably the only guy I'd go gay for.
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2007-01-31, 5:45 PM #10
I'm pretty sure that site is a joke.
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2007-01-31, 5:50 PM #11
This was making the rounds about a week ago and the intarweb sleuths out there got all over it very quickly. Turns out Donnie Davies is almost definitely Joey Oglesby who is part of a sketch comedy duo called the "Chicken & Pickle Guys".
[quote=the C&P Guys website] The show is a comedy stew of dance, homophobic/gay experimentation, male chauvinism, obscure racism, and spiritual revelation.[/quote]
2007-01-31, 5:58 PM #12
Metallica.


In bold.
2007-01-31, 6:36 PM #13
It's a joke One of the band had (texan) next to them. :P
2007-01-31, 8:16 PM #14
Im not even goin to look, I know what a page with "good Charolette" written over and over again would look like.
The tips at the end of shoelaces are called "aglets". Their true purpose is sinister.
2007-01-31, 8:32 PM #15
DMX? Haha awesome.
2007-02-01, 1:15 AM #16
Needs more Gay Pimp.

Johnny McGovern is awesome.
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2007-02-01, 1:17 AM #17
Quote:
Nah, this guy can't be real. After reading some of his insane, yet somewhat funny stuff on the Internents, I'm more and more inclined to agree that he's a character and not a real person.


I would have said that some time ago, but then I found Shelley the Republican.
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2007-02-01, 1:59 AM #18
FGR, I hate to say that, but even burgerboys aren't that stupid.
Sorry for the lousy German
2007-02-01, 2:53 AM #19
Of course not, but one burgerboy can always be.
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2007-02-01, 3:36 AM #20
Quote:
George Michael (texan)

Huh? Texan?

I honestly don't know what to think about that site. I know there are fringe zealots that think everything is evil, but my God.... spoofing like that makes you wonder
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2007-02-01, 4:45 AM #21
Originally posted by DesertPike:
Im not even goin to look, I know what a page with "good Charolette" written over and over again would look like.
Win.
Ban Jin!
Nobody really needs work when you have awesome. - xhuxus
2007-02-01, 8:22 AM #22
Hehe, no Pansy Division.
2007-02-01, 11:34 AM #23
Mb is Bjork! I knew it!
nope.
2007-02-01, 12:36 PM #24
Ravi Shankar? WTF?

John Mayer, ****ing what?

But most of all;

Ted Nugent (loincloth)

WTF?

[quote=Spook to donniedavies]

I have a list of deep underground bands that actively recruit young men and women into homosexuality!

SAJN_Master
Kyle90
Tiberium Empire
FastGamerr
Vincent Valentine


All of them have private internet websites that are inconspicuously accessed through obscure passwords. I've tried finding their sites to expose them, but they are too well hidden.


Godspeed in your divine mission![/quote]
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2007-02-01, 12:47 PM #25
http://www.eveningservice.com/Video
:master::master::master:
2007-02-01, 12:52 PM #26
That's the one that stood out the most to me and my girlfriend, spook.

Ted Nugent is a gay band? WTF? He's even an ultra conservative republican that thinks homosexuality is wrong.

I mean, honestly, he's a psycho for the way he thinks, but he's definately not a "gay" musician.
>>untie shoes
2007-02-01, 1:37 PM #27
I figured it was a joke when I saw the Oscar Wilde quote, thought "it must be related to uncyclopedia"

Anyway super rad
2007-02-01, 2:26 PM #28
Originally posted by lovegodsway.org:
Marilyn Manson (dark gay)


haha, I wasn't aware that there were different shades of gay... :psyduck:
2007-02-01, 2:47 PM #29
I'm confused as to how strict they want people to be about this. I mean, Queen's on there, so what? You can never go to any modern sporting event, ever?
In Soviet ISB, NeS writes YOU!
2007-02-01, 2:51 PM #30
Originally posted by stat:
http://www.eveningservice.com/Video


Hahahahaha
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2007-02-01, 3:00 PM #31
Originally posted by Keith Marshall:
haha, I wasn't aware that there were different shades of gay... :psyduck:


Digital video can render 16 shades.

35mm film can do over 200.

16mm film can do around 100.

There's many.
>>untie shoes
2007-02-01, 4:23 PM #32
SINATRA?!
Queen?
Cole Porter?... as in the Broadway composer?!

I think I may cry on behalf of humanity.
Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.
2007-02-01, 4:27 PM #33
Queen is totally a gay band.
2007-02-01, 4:28 PM #34
Originally posted by sugarless5:
SINATRA?!
Queen?
Cole Porter?... as in the Broadway composer?!

I think I may cry on behalf of humanity.


Freddie WAS pretty much bisexual.

So, that one might be warranted.

I don't reccomend anyone stay away from Queen for their health though...
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2007-02-01, 7:48 PM #35
you know, I'm having a slow night. I read the thread yet the whole "this must be a joke" thing took forever to register.
Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.
2007-02-01, 9:49 PM #36
Originally posted by sugarless5:
Cole Porter?... as in the Broadway composer?!


he was bisexual. its very well documented. they even made a movie about it starring Kevin Kline. its called DeLovely. check it out. the depression is worth it for the music.
My girlfriend paid a lot of money for that tv; I want to watch ALL OF IT. - JM
2007-02-01, 10:41 PM #37
I know but he's far from the only bi- or homo-sexual Broadway composer. Outlaw all Broadway music? Because some of the performaers may be gay as well.

but I'm now stuck on it being a joke.
Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.
2007-02-01, 10:49 PM #38
This thread is gay.

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