I wonder if it will be the 40th, or the 50th anniversary when he decides to do a special edition of the prequal trilogy.
Where we can expected to see changes in Episode 1 like better graphics and a few new scenes with Jar Jar Binks screwing around and making a fool of himself. New critters in the background shots and replacing some of the aliens with different alines in multiple shots.
In Episode 2 there will be many background changes, and more cheesy romantic dialogue, oh, and better digitally remastered lightsabers. He’ll hopefully change his mind about there being only four colors of lightsaber so we can expect to see pink in there somewhere as well. Padma’s pants get ripped in several places at the end.
This leaves us with limitless possibilities for Episode 3. Knowing Lucas, there will have to be an extended dance scene which will feature aliens singing in their native language about, who knows what. Jar Jar is given more lines and is thrown into many more scenes like Anakin and Obi-Wan’s rescue of Palpatine. Where Jar Jar will be strapped down to the ankles with ammo belts and heavy repeater rifle for each hand. Also he’ll end up having a secret love affaire with Padma which causes Anakin to turn to the dark side. When Mace Windu is thrown out of the window in Palpatines office, since he isn’t aloud to say “May the mother ****ing force be with you!” he’ll simply land in a transport infested with snakes. And all of this for the sake of paying homage to Samuel Jackson. Instead of Obi-Wan having a chance to shoot Count Grievous, Grievous slips off of the end of the landing pad and has an even less climatic death. Anakin and Obi-Wan’s final battle will be an extra 30 minutes long, with digitally remastered light sabers. And finally, when Darth Vader finds out about Padma’s death he still screams “NOOooooooo!” but this time the wall behind him will collapse.
In the final scenes, after Obi-Wan gives Luke to Owen, it fades off into a study where Jar Jar Binks is sitting at a desk and smoking a pipe. He breaks down the forth wall and explains that this is his story, he’ll then fill the audience in on some of his own philosophies concerning midiclorians and the Padma’s funky head dresses.
After this, the credits roll, the lights go on and the suicide rate goes up.
