Hey, I'm letting you know I'm new here at Massassi.

[This message has been edited by ravage (edited July 12, 2004).]

Welcome, and let me be the first to say, all your soul are belong to us.

Oh, btw, don't touch Gonk. He bites.

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Only if I really like you.

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http://www.jedilegacy.net/gonk/

Rawr Gonk, Rawr.

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Somebody post the massassi race list!
Oh yeah hi...Watch out for madquack he likes to eat elbows *holds up elbow stumps*

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Obviously the guy with a jedi named "Nutsac" has no desire to play his role as jedi the way they are portrayed in the books and movies

I always have this urge to talk in these threads so we dont scare all the new people off. Hi and welcome to massassi! You can find quite a bit of geeks here that just sit on massassi all day because they dont have lifes. We are all happy geeks tho so stay around and have a good time! And just ignore all the people that say we own your soul...they've been here to long

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You have to look at the big picture. We (as a country) spend more tax money dealing with MS blunders than we do on the software itself. And guess who MS's largest customer is? You guessed it, the government! - Brian
My Personal Site | Remnant Temple Part A | A work in progress

lol, I'll keep that in mind.

Ahem, that's my line



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I'm not an actor. I just play one on TV.

Hey. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*mumbles* We've got another one...

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IMPORTANT NOTICE: If you are one of the hundreds of parachuting enthusiasts who bought out "Easy Sky Diving" book, please make the following correction: on page 8, line 7, the words "state zip code" should have read "pull rip cord."

*blows off dust*

Species on this website:

-Human This being exists for around 20 minutes. After that time has passed, he/she/it mutates to the next stage. See NON-HUMAN/MASSASSIAN.

-Non-human/Massassian The second stage, and for most people the last. This person is no longer a human being, for their soul is taken and kept under guard by the MBS. See MBS and HUMAN.

-Troll Ghastly being that somehow keeps their soul and floods with posts reflecting their intelligence (very low). Tend to get banned very quickly by ADMIN and MOD. Also, some have been bad enough to warrent attention from the MBS. See MBS, ADMIN and MOD.

-MOD A lesser form of ADMIN. Species unsure, suspect angelic or similar. Treat with respect. Sworn enemies of TROLL. See ADMIN.

-ADMIN Species unknown, however what data we have collected points to a deity or a god of some form. Carries the ultimate responsibily and power. Extremely dangerous being, to be treated with caution. All aspire to this position. Also sworn enemies of TROLL. Most have membership in the MBS.

-MBS The Massassi Brute Squad. Founder SithNazgul, Second In Command is Pommy, an ex-ADMIN. An extremeist group with one purpose in mind: Utter destruction of TROLLs and protection of www.massassi.net and its members. The current group is the second. The first was disbanded by Wolfy, an ADMIN, after an incident involving his house, an extremly well aimed incendiary grenade by Checksum, and a wrong address. Safeguards have since been put into place to prevent this happening again. See ADMIN

-GBK Strange being of MOD powers. Extremely anti Microsoft, and just as pro-*nix. On technology threads regarding Windows problems or the like, he is gaurenteed to only post "Phoenix" with a link to the aforementioned browser. See MOD.

-MADQUACK EXTREMELY dangerous being. Species unknown (no one was brave enough to find out). APPROACH WITH EXTREME CAUTION.



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Founder of the Massassi Brute Squad (MBS)

B'tduz: A popular dwarfish game which consists of standing a few feet apart and throwing large rocks at one another's head.

"Yes, it's a bloody flying alligator setting fire to my city!" - His Grace His Excellency the Duke of Ankh, Commander Sir Samuel Vimes.

Morituri Nolumus Mori

..And in other news, beggers really can be choosers...

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Dear lady, can you hear the wind blow, and did you know
Your stairway lies on the whispering wind.
:wq

I think Wangs should be on that list. Anyways... Yeah welcome.. Sig explains the wang thing.

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-=I'm the wang of this here site, and it's HUGE! So just imagine how big I am.=-
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OSC Returns!!
10 of 14 -- 27 Lives On

Hey Ravage. I'm pretty new to these forums myself, so if you ever see a thread posted by sok munkey, be sure you drop me a post so we can talk. Remember, Sok Munkey likes you already.

n00b alert! LOL just joking...n00b alert

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I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is to try to please everyone.- Bill Cosby

Wait..ima n00b/-\y myself...

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I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is to try to please everyone.- Bill Cosby

Hello.

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"It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity."

-Albert Einstein

welcome, welcome .

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What once was...

So . . many . . n00bs . . .


/splode's

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Dear lady, can you hear the wind blow, and did you know
Your stairway lies on the whispering wind.
:wq

Yecti, it's Wnag, not Wang kakdamn it! Swank!

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I made a thread, that turned into the debate, so I made a second thread, that turned into a debate, then I made a third thread, that caught on fire, burned down, got flamed, crapped on, bashed, then turned into a debate...but the fourth one, the fourth one stayed on topic!

Howdy.

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Hello

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ZGPC

n00bs are like STDs, you cant go a damn place without protection from them. There everywhere

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I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is to try to please everyone.- Bill Cosby

Hello.

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<landfish> FastGamerr > Satan

Hi, I like candy!

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To Achieve You Must Believe....To Believe You Must Achieve.

Welcome to Geebix v3.2.
Geebix (c) GBK 2003. All rights reserved.

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LOGIN: ROOT
PASSW: REINDEERFLOTILLA

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Welcome to MassNet, the home of soul extraction and storage.

If you have any problems, drop SN a line at 22:39:13:37:357001001.

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//MA: -cmd cd SHQ
//MA/-SHQ: -cmd run extrac64.ex*

extrac64.ex* renamed to extrac64.exe
Decompressing batch files...
Batch files loaded.

//MA/-SHQ/-extrac64: -cmd extract

Extraction utility loaded.

//MA/-SHQ/-extrac64: -cmd soul ~RAVAGE

Extracting...
Extraction Complete.
New soul created at #95.112.1.97:119845034

//MA/-SHQ/-extrac64: -cmd exit

//MA/-SHQ: -cmd run store128.ex*

store128.ex* renamed to store128.exe
Decompressing batch files...
Batch files loaded.

//MA/-SHQ/store128: -cmd move #95.112.1.97:119845034 to //MA/-STO/32772

Copying file...
File copied.
Renaming #95.112.1.97:119845034 to #95.112.1.97:1198OLD
Deleting #95.112.1.97:1198OLD.

//MA/-SHQ/store128.exe: -cmd exit

//MA/-SHQ: -cmd cd //MA

//MA: logout

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Thank you for using Geebix v3.2. You may now shut down the terminal.

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Wise men say that fools rush in where angels fear to tread, so look before you leap, so to speak, because the grass is not always greener on the other side of the hill.

Avenger, if you're going to do it, at least have the right font.

Anyway, welcome!

Hello.

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No signature for you.

Ey up!

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If at first you don't succeed, lower your standards.

[movie theater voice]Welcome, to The Massassi Temple, where danger and tourment lurks around EVERY corner. Don't eat the cookies, they're old, and be sure to hail the "All Mighty One". Thank you, enjoy your stay, at The Massassi Temple![/movie theater voice]

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Titan A.E.

i've got new cookies.

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Saberopus: omfq musical genuis j00 >mozart
Thrawn42689: Mozart = n00b

Welcome, are you a JK Modder?


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SpriteMod (JO 2003)

AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA.

YOU WON'T LEAVE.


HEHEHEHEHEHE.

WELCOME.




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Drugs & Stupidity, Tons of it.

Welcome, this place didn't always suck.

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http://www.sporkaudio.com

Yeah. Then you stopped lurking.

ZING!

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Hey

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/fluffle

/me points at join date

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http://www.sporkaudio.com

you only think there new, but just because you picked up an un-opended box from the pantry doesent mean there new. if you dont believe me smell them.

so, ravage,
Welcom to Massassi, i see your soul has been extracted, so we will move to the last half of the tour. As we enter the great hall insert your elbo *here*. Follow me as i explain the seating. Bow to the head table, where brian and the admin's sit. There are 4 other main tables, Old Timers, Regulars, Spammers, Lerkers. Each table is headed by the different moderaters, and please take your seat at the most approxamite.

The dinner tonight will be fresh elbo soup, er... and soda pop. Dont eat the cookies, as they are trophies and prizes won, and the crackers are now also stale.

Enjoy your stay at the massasi temple!

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IMPORTANT NOTICE PLEASE READ

Employees dying on the job are faling to fall down. THIS PRACTICE MUST STOP as it becmes impossible to distinguish between death and the natural movement of he staf.

Any employee found dead in an upright position will be dropped from the payroll.

Welcome, welcome. We here at the massassi temple take pride in offering some of the best* service and most congenial** staff. WE are proud to say that we have one the world-recognized award for best online community five times in a row***, and are oh so happy**** to welcome you to our happy group here.

Ok, now that that's over, take a jaunt over to the ISB when you get the chance, there's some great stuff in there (see my sig for some of the best), and you'r welcome to join any, most can take anouther character, as long as you work it in well.

*not really, although our troll eradication services are really quite nice.
**When they feel like it.
***If there actually was one, we may actually win it. we're quite nice when we feel like it.
****WEll, that entirly depends on how you cat from now on, but you've made a good start, it seems.

Ha. and you thought they were going to be bad, didn't you

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"No good can ever come from staying with normal people"
-Outlaw Star
"Some people play tennis. I erode the human soul"
-Tycho, Penny Arcade
"I'm a Cannabal-Vegitarian. I will BBQ an employee if there is no veggie option"
-DX:IW
A Knight's Tail
Exile: A Tale of Light in Dark
The Never Ending Story²[/i]

Welcome....have Massassi actually ever scared someone away with its "welcoming commitee"?

Yay. I can post this again:

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For a healty meal, eat mashed potatoes, peas, and catloaf.
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[This message has been edited by DogSRoOL (edited July 14, 2004).]