Ahoy!

One of my best friends is moving to Canada in a few months. Some of her other friends have questioned this move:

Come Massassi Canaliens - tell me how lovely Canada is!

Tiberium_Empire lives there, so what do you think?

joncy lives in canada too doesn't he?

Lovely in what sense?

Canada is allowed to exist due to the highly generous nature of the United States.

Canada has better laws than the U.S when it comes to downloading copyrighted material, so it automatically wins.

hey there this is martyns friend who is moving there vancouver is gorgeous i know as i vacationed there in july and i have fallen in love with the city. i am going to be attending vancouver film school and cant wait it wonderfull well hey all and how do you do?

hey there this is martyns friend who is moving there vancouver is gorgeous i know as i vacationed there in july and i have fallen in love with the city. i am going to be attending vancouver film school and cant wait it wonderfull well hey all and how do you do?

Canada looks like ***

All the cool Massassians are from Canada. Admit it, you know it's true.

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Oh my god, Martyn has a multiple personality disorder.

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What part of Canada? My city looks like ***.

Tiberium_Empire.

Not all Canadian Massassians are cool though. Cool Massassians are a subset of Canadian Massassians.

Again,

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Yeah, but if cool massassians represent a positive value, and dumb ones a negative value.. Than Tiberium_Empire still causes Canada to be -500 lovely

His suck is that great.

That is true suck.

(And now she has got all drunk and gone home)

(at 9:30)

(She is no friend of mine [in the pub sense])

I have a friend that goes there. He seems to enjoy it quite a bit.

BC and Vancouver are both awesome, and not just because they grow good pot there.

I'm Canadian. Huzzah

Western Canada is very lovely.

Alberta and BC are home to extremely diverse ecosystems. In Southern Alberta is desert. Central Alberta is home to Aspen Parkland and wetlands. Northern Alberta is tundra. BC has temperate rainforests (!). This is in addition to the absolutely breathtaking mountainous areas between the two provinces.

Eastern Canada, by comparison, is dominated by Canadian Shield geography. The Canadian Shield is actually an area of the continent that is very shallow topsoil on top of bedrock. The Canadian Shield starts in the northeastern corner of Alberta, stretches across the northern third of Saskatchewan and down through Manitoba, Ontario and Quebec.

Basically, if you like nature you'll like Alberta and BC, but if you like mossy slate you'll quite enjoy eastern Canada.


Temperate rainforest (BC):




Rocky Mountains (BC):




Lake Louise (AB):




Edmonton - the city built in aspen parkland (AB):




More Edmonton (AB):




Drumheller (AB):

Dreighton Triangle (AB):




More southern Alberta:




More aspen parkland (AB):

Vancouver is great I hear, and it has a lot of good opportunities (Better than Ontario, methinks. EA is there so it's all good)

Canada as a whole is great, but it's been having some minor political turmoil lately.

i want to move to western canada now. thanks joncy.

It does look rather sexy.

I happen to love living in Atlantic Canada. Nova Scotia is fantastic.

I'd rather live in Siberia!

communist

Alberta has lots of jobs right now.

Nature is just as lovely in Canada as it is anywhere else. Cities in Canada are also just as lovely as other places, if you happen to like that sort of thing. The only thing wrong with Canada is that everyone there is either French, a hockey player, or a mountie. Also it's like, trying to be America, while claiming it's not. They got good drugs though. And cheap, if you can get them across the border (Not hard.)

And also,

We don't have anything called Canadian Bacon in Canada.

Holy ****. That's pretty much the best photograph ever.

Younger drinking age there.

BC has awesome sailing areas. The Gulf Islands (between the south end of Vancouver Island and the mainland) are interesting to sail around/camp on. Desolation sound and the surrounding area there is absolutely beautiful.

that looks like ordinary cold-cut ham that you'd find in a deli.

Either way, no such thing as "canadian bacon". There's bacon and then there's peameal bacon.

I'm a French Hockey-Mountie.

Sacrebleu!

Of course not. In Canada, it's just called 'bacon'.

and it doesn't look like that.