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☖ Forums → Discussion Forum → Martial arts #2: Self Defense tutorial
Martial arts #2: Self Defense tutorial
2007-02-17, 2:05 PM #1
If you're mugged, all you need is wrist control.
一个大西瓜
2007-02-17, 2:26 PM #2
rofl
free(jin);
tofu sucks
2007-02-17, 2:26 PM #3
That was great. The clever way he went from scene to scene helped keep it exciting, too.

"It's gonna be very easy to do, because your mugger is sleeping..."
2007-02-17, 2:51 PM #4
That was great. Loved it.
ᵗʰᵉᵇˢᵍ๒ᵍᵐᵃᶥᶫ∙ᶜᵒᵐ
ᴸᶥᵛᵉ ᴼᵑ ᴬᵈᵃᵐ
2007-02-17, 3:05 PM #5
Old news. Couple months, actually.

Still funny.
I had a blog. It sucked.
2007-02-17, 4:17 PM #6
Funny
Pissed Off?
2007-02-17, 6:35 PM #7
That really made me laugh.
Steal my dreams and sell them back to me.....
2007-02-17, 8:10 PM #8
Awesome. :D
DO NOT WANT.
2007-02-17, 8:23 PM #9
Same guys that did bro rape.
ᵗʰᵉᵇˢᵍ๒ᵍᵐᵃᶥᶫ∙ᶜᵒᵐ
ᴸᶥᵛᵉ ᴼᵑ ᴬᵈᵃᵐ
2007-02-17, 8:51 PM #10
Mugger in the trunk of the car. Har.
Wikissassi sucks.
2007-02-17, 10:03 PM #11
The rest of the stuff on derrickcomedy.com is great too.
DO NOT WANT.
2007-02-18, 8:05 AM #12
Daughters is the best one on the website.
I had a blog. It sucked.
2007-02-18, 8:31 AM #13
This video reminds me of SF_GoldG_01. Only without the wrist control or the gun. Or the car.
2007-02-18, 2:44 PM #14
Damn. That was great. I had me seriously laughing. Especially the in the trunk of the car part.
Frozen in the past by ICARUS
2007-02-18, 5:31 PM #15
Not as funny as "british self defence"
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2007-02-18, 8:54 PM #16
Indeed, Derrickcomedy rocks. Especially the film class one and the "Bad Day" one.
Ban Jin!
Nobody really needs work when you have awesome. - xhuxus

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