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A poll for the boys
2007-02-24, 5:54 PM #1
What say ye?

Although i shouldnt post this at all, as in some sense this is somehow providing women as some sort of sport or entertainment...

( when in truth, these nasty, mind-messing, fickle, cruel creatures, should be ignored and/or destroyed at all cost. )


Myself: Arse-Man.
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2007-02-24, 5:57 PM #2
You forgot one. I'm a thigh man. Then breasts. Asses don't do much for me.
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2007-02-24, 6:05 PM #3
Junk in the trunk is always nice, considering the things I like to do with women
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2007-02-24, 6:16 PM #4
Uh, face-man? Breasts and *** mean nothing if she looks like she's been hit with a brick in the face.
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2007-02-24, 6:16 PM #5
I like women that look like Free's mom.
2007-02-24, 6:24 PM #6
Originally posted by Emon:
Uh, face-man? Breasts and *** mean nothing if she looks like she's been hit with a brick in the face.


"...and on the 3rd day, god created the brown paper bag"
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2007-02-24, 6:27 PM #7
I dunno, its mostly face and overall body shape to me. Also hair, hair is incredibly important. Personality is the biggest thing for me though. If the person looks good and acts stupid, screw them. If the person looks godawful and acts awesome.. cool, but I wouldn't go out with them>.> However, if I was already in a significant relationship with someone, and by some freak accident they became hideous I wouldn't just leave and be a jerkface.

Yeah. I wrote to much.

o.0
2007-02-24, 6:30 PM #8
Originally posted by Greenboy:
If the person looks good and acts stupid, screw them.


We call those kind of girls "easy". And yes, that is what we do to them (when we're depserate).
2007-02-24, 6:30 PM #9
I too am a faceman.
Attachment: 15470/face.jpg (25,250 bytes)
COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY
2007-02-24, 6:36 PM #10
Originally posted by Steven:
We call those kind of girls "easy". And yes, that is what we do to them (when we're depserate).


i cant find any easy ones,
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2007-02-24, 6:37 PM #11
You're not looking in the right places.

I should write another adventure story about picking up chicks.

But I probably won't (any time soon).
2007-02-24, 6:43 PM #12
You could also write an A-Team fanfic.
COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY
2007-02-24, 7:35 PM #13
Eyes & smile
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2007-02-24, 7:40 PM #14
u forgot feet mmmMMm !!
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some gay men prefer to have partners with smaller, softer bodies[. . .]It really all comes down to what you like.
2007-02-24, 7:48 PM #15
Foot fetish...
Back again
2007-02-24, 7:52 PM #16
I like noses too.

o.0
2007-02-24, 7:52 PM #17
Originally posted by Tracer:
I too am a faceman.



Same...I love face
2007-02-24, 8:28 PM #18
I just slow danced with a girl for the first time. It must be breasts, mostly because I didn't slide my hand down from the bottom of her back.
I had a blog. It sucked.
2007-02-24, 8:35 PM #19
lolbewbs
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Free Jin!
2007-02-24, 9:39 PM #20
Face then figure.
2007-02-24, 9:41 PM #21
Bums
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ᴸᶥᵛᵉ ᴼᵑ ᴬᵈᵃᵐ
2007-02-24, 9:49 PM #22
I prefer women who are proportioned correctly.
2007-02-24, 10:04 PM #23
BOOBS.
2007-02-24, 11:14 PM #24
Originally posted by Rob:
I prefer women who are proportioned correctly.

.
Back again
2007-02-24, 11:50 PM #25
The overall picture's pretty important, but I'll always notice breasts first. $_$

Butts are nice but they also belch out this interesting brown material.
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2007-02-25, 12:03 AM #26
Originally posted by genk:
lolbewbs


lol
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--Garrison Keillor
2007-02-25, 12:07 AM #27
Originally posted by Vincent Valentine:
BOOBS.


Mmmmm.. Indeed the boobs are a hands..er man's best friend.
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Sand Trap & Sand Trap (Night)
2007-02-25, 12:19 AM #28
What happened to the dog!?
Back again
2007-02-25, 12:25 AM #29
Who the hell likes to fondle dogs?
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2007-02-25, 1:29 AM #30
Leg-man?
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2007-02-25, 1:39 AM #31
Super-man.
幻術
2007-02-25, 5:14 AM #32
a huge flabby and crinkled **** which discharges oily gel and reguarly sprouts warts.
2007-02-25, 5:17 AM #33
I don't want to know what those four stars represent.
2007-02-25, 5:36 AM #34
Face-man. It's the point of interaction. You don't talk to someone's butt or boobs.
2007-02-25, 7:23 AM #35
Originally posted by JDKNITE188:
Face-man. It's the point of interaction. You don't talk to someone's butt or boobs.


you're wrong.
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2007-02-25, 7:41 AM #36
I'll go with Arse because it's one of 2 options.

Personally with me it's just everything in general.
nope.
2007-02-25, 8:03 AM #37
I like the boobies, which is why my girlfriend has 34d's. They're great fun.
>>untie shoes
2007-02-25, 8:04 AM #38
The most beautiful thing about a woman are her eyes, skin and hair (not necessarily in that order)
/fluffle
2007-02-25, 8:11 AM #39
No I'll have to disagree on that one. That's the most beautiful thing about SOME women.
>>untie shoes
2007-02-25, 8:16 AM #40
Face
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