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☖ Forums → Discussion Forum → A poll for the closet mongers and girls
A poll for the closet mongers and girls
2007-02-25, 12:29 AM #1
In order to not discriminate...a poll for the other half a of massassi!


I'm more of an only gay for Chuck Norris/Harrison Ford/Vin Diesel guy myself.
2007-02-25, 5:25 AM #2
God you're useless.

But anyway, they're all very closely tied, but I voted Chest. Chest = Face > Junk > Butt.

Arms should be on there too.
2007-02-25, 7:26 AM #3
if i were teh gay, i ... dont know, but i would probably fancy JOhhny Depp and Orlando Bloom


(more than i already do)
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2007-02-25, 7:33 AM #4
I've decided that Orlando Bloom is in fact a homosexual.
2007-02-25, 7:49 AM #5
I accidentally hit junk. Thought it was junk in the trunk.

Curse my 3rd grade reading level :ninja:
"Oh my god. That just made me want to start cutting" - Aglar
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2007-02-25, 8:38 AM #6
Originally posted by petmc20:
I accidentally hit junk. Thought it was junk in the trunk.

Curse my 3rd grade reading level :ninja:

For some reason I find this absolutely hilarious.

I think this thread's going to be filled with posts like this.
I had a blog. It sucked.
2007-02-25, 8:43 AM #7
gun to my head, i could probably go gay for John C. McGinley
free(jin);
tofu sucks
2007-02-25, 8:50 AM #8
hahaha. This thread is awesome.
>>untie shoes
2007-02-25, 9:12 AM #9
Originally posted by Ruthven:
if i were teh gay, i ... dont know, but i would probably fancy JOhhny Depp and Orlando Bloom


(more than i already do)


depp or pitt
America, home of the free gift with purchase.
2007-02-25, 9:42 AM #10
[http://img345.imageshack.us/img345/3196/1161644453807cc5.jpg]
"Oh my god. That just made me want to start cutting" - Aglar
"Why do people from ALL OVER NORTH AMERICA keep asking about CATS?" - Steven, 4/1/2009
2007-02-25, 10:48 AM #11
I voted for chest. I'm not really sure why...it's not the main thing I look at first, but it seemed right.
"Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."
2007-02-25, 10:58 AM #12
I like tails the best, especially if they're big and fluffy heehhhhhhh

<3 rabbit men
2007-02-25, 12:54 PM #13
Do I not know some special slang by which "monger" means something besides "seller"?
2007-02-25, 1:11 PM #14
Originally posted by Vincent Valentine:
Arms should be on there too.


Apparently I have 'phwoarr arms' according to someone I went to school with who fancied me at the time.

You're the only other person I've heard mention that, but you've confirmed that my friend wasn't mental :)

(I'm a Vinny person)
2007-02-25, 1:44 PM #15
Hey guys, did you know that Vinny's real name is Kelly? lolol
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2007-02-25, 3:08 PM #16
k.
2007-02-25, 3:14 PM #17
So what? Kelly is a unisex name.
Wikissassi sucks.
2007-02-25, 3:41 PM #18
well then vinny needs a gay name, someone make up one
2007-02-25, 4:01 PM #19
Professor Homo
COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY
2007-02-25, 4:03 PM #20
Why.
2007-02-25, 5:33 PM #21
Aren't you a scientist-type? :confused:
COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY
2007-02-25, 11:49 PM #22
Originally posted by Martyn:
Apparently I have 'phwoarr arms' according to someone I went to school with who fancied me at the time.

You're the only other person I've heard mention that, but you've confirmed that my friend wasn't mental :)


Arms should definitely be on there, I know loads of women who consider it the first thing they look at on a guy (after someone's face, obviously).
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2007-02-26, 12:29 AM #23
Originally posted by maevie:
Arms should definitely be on there, I know loads of women who consider it the first thing they look at on a guy (after someone's face, obviously).


allow me to dazzle you with my thin girly wrists maeve :saddowns:
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2007-02-26, 3:37 AM #24
Originally posted by Duo Maxwell:
well then vinny needs a gay name, someone make up one


Violet.
Last edited by mb; today at 10:55 AM.
2007-02-26, 4:23 AM #25
Strong Arm Men. hands down.
Laughing at my spelling herts my feelings. Well laughing is fine actully, but posting about it is not.
2007-02-26, 6:23 AM #26
Originally posted by quesadilla_red:
I voted for chest. I'm not really sure why...it's not the main thing I look at first, but it seemed right.


Genetically speaking, this is what women look at first, even if it's unconciously.
2007-02-26, 6:50 AM #27
It all seems a bit vague. What makes a good face on a guy? What about a good chest? Good arms? Good butt?

Strong arms and chest can be achieved with a couple of months of exercise, so it seems like a pointless measure of attractiveness.
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2007-02-26, 9:16 AM #28
Johnny Tambourine made me vote face. :(
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:omgkroko:
2007-02-26, 10:49 AM #29
Originally posted by Vegiemaster:
Johnny Tambourine made me vote face. :(


Johnny? That's a guy?
"Flowers and a landscape were the only attractions here. And so, as there was no good reason for coming, nobody came."
2007-02-26, 6:54 PM #30
Originally posted by Bobbert:
Johnny? That's a guy?

Exactly. Watch Saul of the Molemen. He's hot.
Naked Feet are Happy Feet
:omgkroko:
2007-02-26, 6:57 PM #31
Originally posted by Detty:
It all seems a bit vague. What makes a good face on a guy? What about a good chest? Good arms? Good butt?

Strong arms and chest can be achieved with a couple of months of exercise, so it seems like a pointless measure of attractiveness.


Yeah but think about [relatively] recent history, before working out, when well-muscled arms and chest were the result of work and toil, hunting, building, whatever, and were a much better indicator of ability to provide and protect than now.

oh and this is new so i'm using it :downswords: for no reason
2007-02-26, 7:59 PM #32
[http://bradpittfan.com/pics/aro014b.jpg]

I dont want to look at that, I want to look like that.
America, home of the free gift with purchase.
2007-02-26, 8:03 PM #33
Originally posted by Vegiemaster:
Johnny Tambourine made me vote face. :(


<3

Saul of the Molemen is excellent

2007-02-26, 8:06 PM #34
Originally posted by drizzt2k2:
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I dont want to look at that, I want to look like that.


Meh, it's mostly in the photography anyway.
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