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Good Vibrations
2004-07-14, 3:37 PM #1
Hey, I'm going for a job interview tommorow and i'd like some of those patented Massassi good luck vibes [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]
It worked for my driving test, so maybe itll work for this^_^

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2004-07-14, 3:38 PM #2
*vibrates*

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2004-07-14, 3:38 PM #3
*cues up Beach Boys*

Good Luck

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[This message has been edited by Avenger (edited July 14, 2004).]
Pissed Off?
2004-07-14, 3:39 PM #4
*vibrates*

(happydud's on a plane to England, I'm just standing in!)

[edit] oi!!

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/end boob rant

[This message has been edited by mavispoo (edited July 14, 2004).]
<spe> maevie - proving dykes can't fly

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2004-07-14, 3:52 PM #5
*vibes*

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Laughing at my spelling herts my feelings. Well laughing is fine actully, but posting about it is not.
2004-07-14, 4:01 PM #6
Cuts/pastes from an earlier thread...
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1) Look the interviewer in the eyes.
2) Dont stare at the wall
3) Dont figit
4) DRESS WELL
5) For the love of kak, shower, shave, etc, before the interview!
6) WHen you shake the interviewer's hand, look him/her in the eye and give him/her a good firm shake. Dont squeeze the guts out of his/her hand, but dont act like (s)he has the koodies either.
7) When he asks if youve got any questions, YES. You ALWAYS have questions. Saying 'no' is an indication that you arent interested in the position. A good one to use is 'when should I expect to hear from you' or 'when will you be making a decision'...
8) Dont bring up money. Just dont. Let the interviewer do that.
9) Do not, whatever you do, make any negative remarks, about anything.
10) BE ON TIME. In fact, be at least 5 minutes early. Arrive onsite at least 20 minutes beforehand.. drink some coffie, calm the nerves...
11) THank the interviewer for his/her time. Do this more than once, but dont overdo it.
12) Research the company. You should go into the interview with at least a general idea of who they are, what they do, and their products. Lacking such info is a sure ticket to failure.
13) Bring an extra copy of your resume....assuming you have one...
14) When the interviewer asks you a question, (s)he doesnt really want to get to know you, he wants to know what you can do for his/her company. SO if he just says "TALK", dont go rambling on about what you had for breakfast...give them a brief rundown of your skills, and what you can do for them.
15) Be positive, but not over-zealous.
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Dear lady, can you hear the wind blow, and did you know
Your stairway lies on the whispering wind.
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And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2004-07-14, 4:02 PM #7
Also, GOOD LUCK. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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Dear lady, can you hear the wind blow, and did you know
Your stairway lies on the whispering wind.
:wq
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2004-07-14, 4:17 PM #8
/cue Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch

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2004-07-14, 4:39 PM #9
I was actually kinda scared to click on this thread. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/redface.gif]

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My music
2004-07-14, 4:51 PM #10
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by mavispoo:
*(happydud's on a plane to England, I'm just standing in!)
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And I just got back! [fires up vibrating chair]

"Go-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-od lu-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-uck!

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2004-07-14, 5:25 PM #11
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by DogSRoOL:
I was actually kinda scared to click on this thread. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/redface.gif]

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Especially when Jim's "My mom get a new toy" thread came to mind.

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Mischief. Mayhem. Soap.
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2004-07-14, 5:32 PM #12
*begins vibrating*

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2004-07-14, 6:33 PM #13
Try a back massager, no one will suspect that.

...oh wait

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2004-07-14, 8:28 PM #14
Don't f*** it up.

How's that for encouragement? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]




[This message has been edited by Pagewizard_YKS (edited July 14, 2004).]
2004-07-14, 11:09 PM #15
*Goodluckhappydances*

[http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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If at first you don't succeed, lower your standards.
2004-07-15, 1:20 AM #16
Look at it this way, if you don't get the job, well...at least you still have us!

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2004-07-15, 3:24 AM #17
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Da_Roosta:
Look at it this way, if you don't get the job, well...at least you still have us!

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We should start a Massassian Welfare office...

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2004-07-15, 4:21 AM #18
The vibes is good - I just got a job! I'll be working in a clothes shop; I just walked in, asked if they had any jobs going, told them my experience, they hired me on the spot.

*Joygasm*

[http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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If at first you don't succeed, lower your standards.
2004-07-15, 4:28 AM #19
Good Luck.

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<Outlaw_Torn> you mean your related to that damned sasquatch, Mech?
<MechWarrior> Lets just say the part of the family tree that does fork has bossy the goat in it.

<ubuu> does hitler have a last name?
2004-07-15, 6:25 AM #20
A bit late, Mech.

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2004-07-15, 6:31 AM #21
/me vibes

I wish you beter luck then i had.

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2004-07-15, 3:54 PM #22
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Dj Yoshi:
A bit late, Mech.

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Meh thats okay I had no idea what the thread was about anyways.

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<Outlaw_Torn> you mean your related to that damned sasquatch, Mech?
<MechWarrior> Lets just say the part of the family tree that does fork has bossy the goat in it.

<ubuu> does hitler have a last name?

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