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Which...Serenity character are you?

2007-02-25, 9:35 PM #1

JLee

Murdered

Posts: 6,973

Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command) 70%
Malcolm Reynolds (Captain) 70%
Derrial Book (Shepherd) 70%
Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic) 65%
Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic) 65%
Wash (Ship Pilot) 45%
Jayne Cobb (Mercenary) 40%
River (Stowaway) 40%
Inara Serra (Companion) 35%
Alliance 20%
A Reaver (Cannibal) 10%

http://www.seabreezecomputers.com/serenity/

woot!

2007-02-25, 9:41 PM #2

Freelancer

Peelancer

Posts: 15,012

Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic) 60%
Derrial Book (Shepherd) 60%
Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command) 55%
Malcolm Reynolds (Captain) 55%
Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic) 50%
Jayne Cobb (Mercenary) 45%
Alliance 35%
River (Stowaway) 30%
Inara Serra (Companion) 20%
A Reaver (Cannibal) 15%
Wash (Ship Pilot) 10%

Too bad I've never seen Serenity.

"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009

2007-02-25, 9:43 PM #3

Vin

No Longer Homeless!
Fancy Pants

Posts: 9,843

Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic) 55%
Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic) 50%
Derrial Book (Shepherd) 50%
Wash (Ship Pilot) 45%
Malcolm Reynolds (Captain) 40%
Alliance 40%
Jayne Cobb (Mercenary) 30%
Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command) 30%
Inara Serra (Companion) 25%
River (Stowaway) 25%
A Reaver (Cannibal) 10%

"Medicine and physical healing are your game,
but wooing women isn't a strong suit."

That's ironic.

2007-02-25, 9:46 PM #4

Ford

Not Suitable for Motor Vehicles

Posts: 4,265

You are Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic)
Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic) 70%
Derrial Book (Shepherd) 60%
Malcolm Reynolds (Captain) 60%
Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic) 60%
Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command) 50%
Jayne Cobb (Mercenary) 45%
River (Stowaway) 45%
Wash (Ship Pilot) 45%
Inara Serra (Companion) 35%
Alliance 20%
A Reaver (Cannibal) 15%
You are good at fixing things.
You are usually cheerful.
You appreciate being treated
with delicacy and specialness.

My girlfriend paid a lot of money for that tv; I want to watch ALL OF IT. - JM

2007-02-25, 9:52 PM #5

Spook

-eeeee

Posts: 5,963

When Nathan Fillion took this he got Kaylee.

Epstein didn't kill himself.

2007-02-25, 9:58 PM #6

Warlockmish

Registered Thread Abuser

Posts: 2,180

Derrial Book (Shepherd) 80%
Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic) 70%
Alliance 50%
Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command) 50%
Jayne Cobb (Mercenary) 40%
Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic) 40%
Malcolm Reynolds (Captain) 35%
Wash (Ship Pilot) 30%
Inara Serra (Companion) 25%
River (Stowaway) 15%
A Reaver (Cannibal) 10%

Even though you are holy
you have a mysterious past.

Huh...we all have some cannibal in us?

Back again

2007-02-25, 10:02 PM #7

fishstickz

New, Improved, and Boneless

Posts: 6,606

Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic) 70%
Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic) 65%
Jayne Cobb (Mercenary) 60%
Malcolm Reynolds (Captain) 60%
Derrial Book (Shepherd) 60%
Inara Serra (Companion) 60%
Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command) 55%
Wash (Ship Pilot) 50%
River (Stowaway) 45%
Alliance 25%
A Reaver (Cannibal) 20%
You are good at fixing things.
You are usually cheerful.
You appreciate being treated
with delicacy and specialness.

"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor

2007-02-25, 10:05 PM #8

Gilgamesh85

So cool it's cold. Yeaaah.

Posts: 1,079

Grrr, the website is being difficult. From the way I answered the questions, I'm betting my top 3 will be

1) Shepherd
2) Mal
3) Jayne

...

Hmm, not what I expected!

Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic) 60%
Malcolm Reynolds (Captain) 60%
Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic) 55%
Jayne Cobb (Mercenary) 50%
Derrial Book (Shepherd) 50%
Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command) 45%
Alliance 45%
River (Stowaway) 40%
Inara Serra (Companion) 30%
Wash (Ship Pilot) 30%
A Reaver (Cannibal) 15%

2007-02-25, 10:09 PM #9

landfish

'splodes

Posts: 4,543

Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic)75%
Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic)70%
Derrial Book (Shepherd)60%
Malcolm Reynolds (Captain)55%
Jayne Cobb (Mercenary)50%
Wash (Ship Pilot)50%
Alliance40%
Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command)35%
River (Stowaway)30%
Inara Serra (Companion)20%
A Reaver (Cannibal)15%

free(jin);
tofu sucks

2007-02-25, 10:12 PM #10

Freelancer

Peelancer

Posts: 15,012

All of our results are basically the same. Bad quiz.

"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009

2007-02-25, 10:15 PM #11

Warlockmish

Registered Thread Abuser

Posts: 2,180

Didn't you know? All of these types of quizzes are not well made.

Back again

2007-02-25, 10:30 PM #12

Michael MacFarlane

Unwitting troll accomplice

Posts: 8,272

Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic) 85%
Derrial Book (Shepherd) 70%
Malcolm Reynolds (Captain) 65%
Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command) 65%
Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic) 65%
Wash (Ship Pilot) 45%
Jayne Cobb (Mercenary) 45%
Inara Serra (Companion) 40%
River (Stowaway) 35%
Alliance 30%
A Reaver (Cannibal) 0%

If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.

2007-02-25, 10:35 PM #13

lassev

Tells It Like It Is

Posts: 2,827

Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic) 80%
Malcolm Reynolds (Captain) 70%
Wash (Ship Pilot) 60%
Jayne Cobb (Mercenary) 55%
Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic) 50%
Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command) 50%
Derrial Book (Shepherd) 50%
Alliance 40%
River (Stowaway) 25%
Inara Serra (Companion) 20%
A Reaver (Cannibal) 0%

Hmm... I don't have any cannibal in me. There must be something wrong with me.

Frozen in the past by ICARUS

2007-02-25, 10:46 PM #14

Freelancer

Peelancer

Posts: 15,012

Haha, so far I'm the only person who doesn't have A Reaver in the last slot.

"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009

2007-02-25, 11:12 PM #15

djwguitarman

Registered User

Posts: 2,186

Reaver is #4 for me

Derrial Book (Shepherd)80%
Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic)65%
Wash (Ship Pilot)60%
A Reaver (Cannibal)55%
Jayne Cobb (Mercenary)50%
Malcolm Reynolds (Captain)50%
Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command)40%
Inara Serra (Companion)40%
Alliance35%
Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic)20%
River (Stowaway)5%

ah sillyness.

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."

2007-02-25, 11:18 PM #16

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

LETS ALL BONE KAYLEE

Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
75%
Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
75%
Derrial Book (Shepherd)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
65%
Wash (Ship Pilot)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
60%
Inara Serra (Companion)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
60%
River (Stowaway)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
55%
Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
50%
Alliance
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
50%
Jayne Cobb (Mercenary)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
45%
Malcolm Reynolds (Captain)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
40%
A Reaver (Cannibal)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
15%

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2007-02-25, 11:19 PM #17

Lord Kuat

The quick for you!

Posts: 2,177

You are A Reaver (Cannibal)
A Reaver (Cannibal) 100%
Jayne Cobb (Mercenary) 60%
Alliance 60%
Derrial Book (Shepherd) 40%
Malcolm Reynolds (Captain) 40%
River (Stowaway) 40%
Wash (Ship Pilot) 20%
Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic) 10%
Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic) 0%
Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command) 0%
Inara Serra (Companion) 0%

Reavers are savages that have been driven to madness by the government.
They kill without any discussion.

2007-02-25, 11:22 PM #18

dalf

Everyone's favorite alcoholic administrator!

Posts: 8,683

Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic) 80%
Derrial Book (Shepherd) 70%
Alliance 65%
Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic) 60%
Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command) 45%
Inara Serra (Companion) 45%
Jayne Cobb (Mercenary) 35%
River (Stowaway) 35%
Wash (Ship Pilot) 30%
Malcolm Reynolds (Captain) 25%
A Reaver (Cannibal) 20%

Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.

2007-02-25, 11:26 PM #19

JediKirby

GoY's Pessimistic Soy Boy Toy

Posts: 17,361

Malcolm Reynolds (Captain) 90%
Wash (Ship Pilot) 75%
River (Stowaway) 70%
Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic) 65%
Derrial Book (Shepherd) 60%
Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command) 50%
Inara Serra (Companion) 50%
Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic) 40%
Jayne Cobb (Mercenary) 35%
A Reaver (Cannibal) 35%
Alliance 10%

ᵗʰᵉᵇˢᵍ๒ᵍᵐᵃᶥᶫ∙ᶜᵒᵐ
ᴸᶥᵛᵉ ᴼᵑ ᴬᵈᵃᵐ

2007-02-25, 11:45 PM #20

Nikumubeki

NIKVMVS-REX-TODOA

Posts: 17,541

You are Jayne Cobb (Mercenary)
Jayne Cobb (Mercenary) 65%
Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic) 55%
Alliance 55%
Malcolm Reynolds (Captain) 55%
Inara Serra (Companion) 55%
Derrial Book (Shepherd) 50%
Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic) 45%
Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command) 45%
Wash (Ship Pilot) 45%
A Reaver (Cannibal) 40%
River (Stowaway) 40%

Although you can be a good fighter
and good at protecting others
you are not very bright sometimes.

wooh big guns

Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum

2007-02-26, 3:54 AM #21

MFalse

Self-Proclaimed Lurker

Posts: 735

Malcolm Reynolds (Captain) 70%
Jayne Cobb (Mercenary) 65%
Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic) 65%
Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command) 60%
Wash (Ship Pilot) 55%
A Reaver (Cannibal) 50%
Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic) 50%
Derrial Book (Shepherd) 40%
Inara Serra (Companion) 40%
River (Stowaway) 15%
Alliance 10%
Honest and a defender of the innocent.
You sometimes make mistakes in judgment
but you are generally good and
would protect your crew from harm.

"It sounds like an epidemic."
"Look, I don't know what that means. But it happens all the time." - Penny Arcade
Last.fm

2007-02-26, 4:05 AM #22

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

Your results:
You are Jayne Cobb (Mercenary)
Jayne Cobb (Mercenary) 90%
Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic) 65%
Wash (Ship Pilot) 50%
Inara Serra (Companion) 50%
Derrial Book (Shepherd) 50%
Malcolm Reynolds (Captain) 50%
Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic) 45%
Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command) 40%
Alliance 40%
A Reaver (Cannibal) 10%
River (Stowaway) 10%
Although you can be a good fighter
and good at protecting others
you are not very bright sometimes.

Woot. I like how I'm 50% whore.

Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2007-02-26, 4:35 AM #23

Darkjedibob

From Accounting

Posts: 4,280

Malcolm Reynolds (Captain) 60%
Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic) 55%
Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic) 55%
Alliance 50%
Wash (Ship Pilot) 50%
Jayne Cobb (Mercenary) 40%
Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command) 40%
Derrial Book (Shepherd) 40%
River (Stowaway) 35%
Inara Serra (Companion) 15%
A Reaver (Cannibal) 10%

$do || ! $do ; try
try: command not found
Ye Olde Galactic Empire Mission Editor (X-wing, TIE, XvT/BoP, XWA)

2007-02-26, 5:28 AM #24

Jay

Hey guys, did you hear about Something Awful?

Posts: 8,804

You are Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic) (And River!)
Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic) 85%
River (Stowaway) 85%
Inara Serra (Companion) 80%
Malcolm Reynolds (Captain) 75%
Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command) 75%
Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic) 75%
Derrial Book (Shepherd) 70%
Wash (Ship Pilot) 60%
Jayne Cobb (Mercenary) 55%
Alliance 50%
A Reaver (Cannibal) 40%

2007-02-26, 6:19 AM #25

Cool Matty

Usuyami no Sekai

Posts: 15,246

I purposely went for Wash.

Code:

Wash (Ship Pilot) 95%
Malcolm Reynolds (Captain) 75%
Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command) 45%
Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic) 45%
Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic) 30%
Alliance 25%
Derrial Book (Shepherd) 20%
River (Stowaway) 20%
Jayne Cobb (Mercenary) 15%
Inara Serra (Companion) 5%
A Reaver (Cannibal) 0%

2007-02-26, 8:07 AM #26

Wolfy

I TYPE LOUD

Posts: 10,623

Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic) 70%
Derrial Book (Shepherd) 60%
Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic) 60%
Jayne Cobb (Mercenary) 45%
Malcolm Reynolds (Captain) 45%
Wash (Ship Pilot) 45%
Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command) 40%
Inara Serra (Companion) 30%
River (Stowaway) 25%
Alliance 20%
A Reaver (Cannibal) 5%

the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken

2007-02-26, 8:08 AM #27

Chewbubba

Corrupting the Nation's Youth.

Posts: 4,034

Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command)80%
Wash (Ship Pilot) 75%
River (Stowaway) 65%
Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic) 65%
Derrial Book (Shepherd) 60%
Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic) 50%
Malcolm Reynolds (Captain) 45%
A Reaver (Cannibal) 35%
Jayne Cobb (Mercenary) 30%
Alliance 30%
Inara Serra (Companion) 20%

"Harriet, sweet Harriet - hard-hearted harbinger of haggis."

2007-02-26, 8:59 AM #28

Vegiemaster

Rules with Vegiemight in Heaven (R.I.P.)

Posts: 2,931

You are Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic) Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic) 80% Derrial Book (Shepherd) 75% Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic) 70% Wash (Ship Pilot) 70% Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command) 60% Malcolm Reynolds (Captain) 60% Inara Serra (Companion) 50% Jayne Cobb (Mercenary) 30% River (Stowaway) 30% Alliance 30% A Reaver (Cannibal) 10%

That actually seems accurate for me. I'm a lot like Kaylee as far as my personality goes. And I'm a Christian. We shoot your kneecaps.:D

Naked Feet are Happy Feet
:omgkroko:

2007-02-26, 9:54 AM #29

roxima

Former Mexican Red Dish

Posts: 2,074

Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic) 70%
Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic) 65%
Jayne Cobb (Mercenary) 60%
Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command) 55%
Malcolm Reynolds (Captain) 55%
Inara Serra (Companion) 55%
Derrial Book (Shepherd) 45%
A Reaver (Cannibal) 45%
Alliance 35%
Wash (Ship Pilot) 30%
River (Stowaway) 20%

"Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."

2007-02-26, 10:14 AM #30

Jon`C

Admiral of Awesome

Posts: 18,626

Quote:

Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic) 60%
Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic) 50%
River (Stowaway) 50%
Derrial Book (Shepherd) 50%
Malcolm Reynolds (Captain) 45%
Jayne Cobb (Mercenary) 40%
Alliance 40%
Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command) 30%
Wash (Ship Pilot) 30%
A Reaver (Cannibal) 30%
Inara Serra (Companion) 25%

Okay, apparently I'm not terribly like any of the Firefly characters.

Quote:

You are good at fixing things.
You are usually cheerful.
You appreciate being treated
with delicacy and specialness.

2007-02-26, 1:27 PM #31

Kievan Mereel

resU deretsigeR

Posts: 366

Derrial Book (Shepherd) 90%
Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic) 65%
Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic) 60%
Jayne Cobb (Mercenary) 50%
Alliance 50%
Wash (Ship Pilot) 50%
Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command) 45%
Inara Serra (Companion) 45%
River (Stowaway) 45%
Malcolm Reynolds (Captain) 35%
A Reaver (Cannibal) 10%

2007-02-26, 1:43 PM #32

Space_Bandit

You stole my heart

Posts: 1,173

Derrial Book (Shepherd) 100%
Malcolm Reynolds (Captain) 75%
Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic) 75%
Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic) 65%
Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command) 65%
River (Stowaway) 65%
Alliance 60%
Wash (Ship Pilot) 55%
Jayne Cobb (Mercenary) 50%
Inara Serra (Companion) 50%
A Reaver (Cannibal) 10%

"DON'T TASE ME BRO!" lol

2007-02-26, 3:04 PM #33

Jon`C

Admiral of Awesome

Posts: 18,626

This test sucks. :colbert:

2007-02-26, 3:33 PM #34

Glyde Bane

Dances like a hippopotamus

Posts: 6,075

80% Kaylee

"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."

2007-02-26, 4:18 PM #35

Commander 598

Better than Commander 599

Posts: 1,612

Derrial Book (Shepherd) 65%
Alliance 60%
Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic) 55%
Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command) 55%
Jayne Cobb (Mercenary) 50%
Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic) 50%
Wash (Ship Pilot) 50%
River (Stowaway) 45%
Malcolm Reynolds (Captain) 40%
A Reaver (Cannibal) 20%
Inara Serra (Companion) 15%

<Rob> This is internet.
<Rob> Nothing costs money if I don't want it to.

2007-02-26, 6:24 PM #36

Koobie

Registered User

Posts: 7,354

Jayne Cobb (Mercenary) - 60%.

Although you can be a good fighter and good at protecting others you are not very bright sometimes.

幻術

2007-02-26, 8:21 PM #37

JediNeo

Not Important Enough For A Title

Posts: 1,044

You are Derrial Book (Shepherd)
Derrial Book (Shepherd) 80%
Dr. Simon Tam 60%
Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic) 55%
Jayne Cobb (Mercenary) 55%
Malcolm Reynolds (Captain) 50%
River (Stowaway) 50%
Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command) 40%
Wash (Ship Pilot) 40%
Alliance 30%
Inara Serra (Companion) 25%
A Reaver (Cannibal) 20%

"You want the truth?! You can't handle the truth!! No truth-handler you!! Bah!! I deride your truth-handling ability!!"