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Important Announcement: Cannibal Snowmen
2007-02-26, 3:05 PM #1
This morning I decided to create a snowman. Soon after this snowman was finished I decided to go out for a while. I came home and decided to check on my snowman...what I saw was truly disturbing. It seems that snowmen cannibals have eaten the brains of my snowman :( The doctors tried everything they could, but it was just too severe.



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Think while it's still legal.
2007-02-26, 3:05 PM #2
this thread sucks
free(jin);
tofu sucks
2007-02-26, 3:07 PM #3
Originally posted by 7:
this thread sucks

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D E A T H
2007-02-26, 3:10 PM #4
You know what, be that way. When all of your snowmen end up dead you can just CRY YOURSELF TO SLEEP, MISTERS!
Think while it's still legal.
2007-02-26, 3:15 PM #5
Calvin would approve.
2007-02-26, 3:20 PM #6
This thread is neat.
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2007-02-26, 3:31 PM #7
Does he have a pomegranate as a brain?
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2007-02-26, 3:35 PM #8
Originally posted by Echoman:
Does he have a pomegranate as a brain?


If so, the cannibal snowmen may be trapped in Hades forever.
Why do the heathens rage behind the firehouse?
2007-02-26, 3:38 PM #9
Cmon, pomegranates aren't that bad.
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2007-02-26, 4:17 PM #10
This is only funny if someone else came along and did it to your snowman.

Is it red koolaid?
Wikissassi sucks.
2007-02-26, 5:28 PM #11
That looks like raw ground beef and red food coloring.

This thread sucks.
2007-02-26, 5:33 PM #12
Originally posted by 7:
this thread sucks

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>>untie shoes
2007-02-26, 5:44 PM #13
Brutal
2007-02-26, 5:50 PM #14
As usual, not funny.
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2007-02-26, 5:57 PM #15
Originally posted by Victor Van Dort:
Can I please be popular?


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>>untie shoes
2007-02-26, 7:35 PM #16
It's so great seeing all the usual suspects acting like children in my thread. I've gotten used to it by now, but I will admit, it's getting annoying.

The brains are actually oatmeal.
Think while it's still legal.
2007-02-26, 7:37 PM #17
I've gotten used to you posting nonsense once or twice a week in a thread that no one, literally no one cares about, but I will admit, it's getting annoying.
>>untie shoes
2007-02-26, 7:39 PM #18
lol, wit. :downswords:
Think while it's still legal.
2007-02-26, 7:42 PM #19
How could the admins have possibly thought this: ( :downswords: ) smiley could ever be a good idea?

I mean, :v: and :downs: are hard enough to use in a non-inflammatory manner, but for the life of me I can't possibly think of a single application of :downswords: that would NOT be inflammatory.
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2007-02-26, 7:43 PM #20
I think it's funny that you spend most of your time, while posting on this board, making mocking comments which mock the kind of internet kiddy you still are after all these years.

What's next? The admins are corrupt?
>>untie shoes
2007-02-26, 7:46 PM #21
I like it.

o.0
2007-02-26, 7:48 PM #22
:hist101:
2007-02-26, 7:52 PM #23
Your snowman has SEVERE scoliosis.

Originally posted by Antony:
I think it's funny that you spend most of your time, while posting on this board, making mocking comments which mock the kind of internet kiddy you still are after all these years.

What's next? The admins are corrupt?

Surely you have not forgotten about our arrangement...

Also, enough guys.
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2007-02-26, 7:52 PM #24
Originally posted by Freelancer:
How could the admins have possibly thought this: ( :downswords: ) smiley could ever be a good idea?

I mean, :v: and :downs: are hard enough to use in a non-inflammatory manner, but for the life of me I can't possibly think of a single application of :downswords: that would NOT be inflammatory.


:v:
2007-02-26, 7:57 PM #25
:downs:
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2007-02-26, 7:58 PM #26
Mmmm... brain-sickle.
"Harriet, sweet Harriet - hard-hearted harbinger of haggis."
2007-02-26, 7:59 PM #27
:hist101: :eng101:

DIE ENGLISH101!
2007-02-26, 8:02 PM #28
Sir we have lost the thread deflector shield!
Intensify the forward batteries I don't want anything getting through.
INTENSIFY FORWARD FIRE POWER!
TOO LATE

AHHHHH!
*thread crash*
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.

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