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My name is lettuce
2007-02-27, 5:09 PM #1
[mp3]http://etc.andrewingram.net/lettuce1.mp3[/mp3]

there is no reason
<spe> maevie - proving dykes can't fly

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2007-02-27, 5:09 PM #2
Lettuce!
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2007-02-27, 5:10 PM #3
I still say you have an awesome voice, maeverly! :neckbeard:
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2007-02-27, 5:11 PM #4
You should have joined American Idol...
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2007-02-27, 5:11 PM #5
She's British, JEEZ.
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2007-02-27, 5:13 PM #6
innit
<spe> maevie - proving dykes can't fly

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2007-02-27, 5:13 PM #7
go to sleep maeve.

It will be alright in the morning.
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2007-02-27, 5:21 PM #8
You have quite the british female operator voice.
omnia mea mecum porto
2007-02-27, 5:35 PM #9
Originally posted by Roach:
You have quite the british female operator voice.


totally agree
2007-02-27, 6:12 PM #10
Hahaha! Nice.

I have to go in line with Roach though. You'd make for a lovely computer voice.
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2007-02-27, 6:19 PM #11
:psyduck:
2007-02-27, 6:26 PM #12
Your voice is amazing, maevie.
2007-02-27, 8:03 PM #13
Heheheheheh - you are one messed up brit.
"Harriet, sweet Harriet - hard-hearted harbinger of haggis."
2007-02-27, 8:51 PM #14
Perhaps you should sing happy birthday for me next year! :D

:ninja:

Originally posted by JediGandalf:
Hahaha! Nice.

I have to go in line with Roach though. You'd make for a lovely computer voice.


'Press one to play this message again; press two to hear the next message; press three to delete this message' :P
woot!
2007-02-27, 8:59 PM #15
I heard a voice just like yours once.

I was walking down the street and a payphone rang.

I picked it up and heard "Whiskey Tango Foxtrot Lima Oscar Lima" spoken in an even, methodical British woman's voice. I hung up and walked briskly away until I realized what it spelled.

I haven't spelt since.
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2007-02-27, 9:48 PM #16
Originally posted by Roach:
You have quite the british female operator voice.


Agreed! :P
Pissed Off?
2007-02-28, 12:15 AM #17
I get a light feeling in my stomach when I hear her say "wah-tuh".
"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."
2007-02-28, 12:29 AM #18
Hmm... I have always thought it does have a distinct taste. But maybe that's just the Finnish lettuce.

Nice recording, though, in any case.
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2007-02-28, 1:25 AM #19
ok, lassev gets a cookie for actually talking about lettuce.

thanks everyone. not sure what that was all about, it popped in to my head whilst I was making dinner last night and I literally couldn't stop singing it all night. this seemed like as good a use of my time as any.

I may do more later. just woke up so I'm all croaky right now.

feel free to post requests!
<spe> maevie - proving dykes can't fly

<Dor> You're levelling up and gaining more polys!
2007-02-28, 2:31 AM #20
Originally posted by lassev:
Hmm... I have always thought it does have a distinct taste. But maybe that's just the Finnish lettuce.


There is lettuce in Finland?
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2007-02-28, 2:36 AM #21
At least Iceberg lettuce. We have plenty of ice to cultivate it in... >_>
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2007-02-28, 2:48 AM #22
Originally posted by maevie:
ok, lassev gets a cookie for actually talking about lettuce.

thanks everyone. not sure what that was all about, it popped in to my head whilst I was making dinner last night and I literally couldn't stop singing it all night. this seemed like as good a use of my time as any.

I may do more later. just woke up so I'm all croaky right now.

feel free to post requests!


Carrots!
/fluffle
2007-02-28, 5:35 AM #23
All of Finnland's food has to deal with ice or snow somehow, doesn't it :hist101:
2007-02-28, 5:42 AM #24
mozilla didnt recognise the audio file, so i thought maeve just poasted "there is no reason" for the hell of it.


ANd yeh, she sounds like Mary Poppins, suprising, since most londoners have horrible accents.
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2007-02-28, 7:17 AM #25
OMGz, m0ar!

EDIT: Meh...
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2007-02-28, 8:44 AM #26
Originally posted by maevie:
feel free to post requests!

If you could read out my lecture notes, I'd gladly pay more attention.
2007-02-28, 9:32 AM #27
Originally posted by Spook:
I heard a voice just like yours once.


You mean Londoner? :P
nope.
2007-02-28, 9:38 AM #28
Hello. AM I A CAR?
Back seat, some radio knobs
Vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom.
error; function{getsig} returns 'null'
2007-02-28, 10:21 AM #29
Originally posted by Ruthven:
mozilla didnt recognise the audio file, so i thought maeve just poasted "there is no reason" for the hell of it.


ANd yeh, she sounds like Mary Poppins, suprising, since most londoners have horrible accents.

BRITISASSIAN THROW DOWN!

Place your bets now!
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2007-02-28, 12:22 PM #30
I've got 20 bucks on Ruthven to scream like a girl and run away after Maevie *****slaps him.
"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."
2007-02-28, 1:38 PM #31
REQUEST: "And now for our friends behind enemy lines, John has a long mustache. I repeat, John has a long mustache. The chair is against the wall. I repeat, the chair is against the wall."
2007-02-28, 4:01 PM #32
Originally posted by KOP_Snake:
I've got 20 bucks on Ruthven to scream like a girl and run away after Maevie *****slaps him.


i could argue with that...

But i'm not gonna.

I dont like fighting, it ruins my face :argh:
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2007-02-28, 4:16 PM #33
Try singing gabber.

It'll be fun.
D E A T H
2007-02-28, 5:38 PM #34
ah maevie, good to hear your voice again,

you should come back to qm for a random visit, especially if there is a departmental party or something, at christmas I was witness to Dr. Alex Martin getting so drunk he fell off his chair and was rolling around on the floor trying to get up... :P
People of our generation should not be subjected to mornings.

Rbots
2007-03-01, 12:26 PM #35
Originally posted by Axis:
REQUEST: "And now for our friends behind enemy lines, John has a long mustache. I repeat, John has a long mustache. The chair is against the wall. I repeat, the chair is against the wall."

I tried, but it just sounds too damn weird!
<spe> maevie - proving dykes can't fly

<Dor> You're levelling up and gaining more polys!
2007-03-01, 2:02 PM #36
You should sing "I'm gonna be" by the Proclaimers in your best Scottish accent.

That would be jollymagnificent.

:)
2007-03-01, 2:03 PM #37
[mp3]http://etc.andrewingram.net/LettuceRemix.mp3[/mp3]
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2007-03-01, 5:11 PM #38
Disturbing.
.
2007-03-01, 5:15 PM #39
A song about lettuce isn't too weird? :P
2007-03-01, 5:21 PM #40
Originally posted by Detty:
[mp3]http://etc.andrewingram.net/LettuceRemix.mp3[/mp3]

Aahahahaahaha!!!

Detty wins the thread by a sodding large margin.
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
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