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Hilton in Jail
2007-02-28, 4:46 PM #1
http://abclocal.go.com/kabc/story?section=entertainment&id=5076451

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2007-02-28, 4:50 PM #2
You should read the first sentence of your article.
Originally posted by Article:
Paris Hilton could have her probation revoked, possibly resulting in jail time, if she is found to have been driving with a suspended license because it would violate conditions of her previous sentence for reckless driving, authorities said Wednesday.

POSSIBLY go to jail. I seriously doubt she will spend time in the slammer.
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2007-02-28, 4:58 PM #3
It's all very iffy. Neither she nor her lawyer knew if her license was suspended, and all she did was have her lights off.

But if she did go to jail, I bet they'd make a reality show out of it.
2007-02-28, 5:03 PM #4
That's what I'm waiting for.

It was like Martha Stewart in jail...
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2007-02-28, 5:05 PM #5
Having her lights off was infraction to pull her over, finding out she had a suspended license has nothing to do with the infraction.

She could have had a flat tire and a cop could have stopped to help, ran her license, and found out she was suspended. The result would have been the same.

IGNORANCE of a suspension does not make it right either. She needs a new lawyer if he has no clue her license is suspended after she's on probation for a DWI.
2007-02-28, 5:16 PM #6
When she got the DWI, wasn't she going to In-n-Out because she "really wanted a double double" or something?
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2007-02-28, 10:18 PM #7
The more famous and rich you are, the less likely you are to go to prison. As pathetic as that is, it's true. So much for justice.
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2007-03-01, 3:22 AM #8
She has money, she can get her friend, Kim Kardashian's father-lawyer, Robert Kardashian who happened to co-represent OJ Simpson during his murder trial with Johnny Cochran. Too bad Johnny Cochran is dead, otherwise it would be a sure bet she would get off scot free with him representing her.

Anyway, it was OJ Simpson in the dinning room with the knife. Or was that Colonel Mustard ... :confused: (according to Johnny Cochran)
2007-03-01, 3:28 AM #9
If the mirrors are not adjusted correctly and the seat not comfortable enough then you must acquit because obviously she could not be driving.
2007-03-01, 3:42 AM #10
More like Hilton in Fail, amiright or amiright?
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2007-03-01, 8:01 AM #11
Originally posted by CavEmaN:
Anyway, it was OJ Simpson in the dinning room with the knife. Or was that Colonel Mustard ... :confused: (according to Johnny Cochran)


It couldn't have been Chewbacca, because he was on Endor.
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2007-03-01, 8:09 AM #12
Huh?!? But the Ewoks live on Endor. That doesn't make sense!
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