Post the little things that invoke a murderous rage instead of slightly annoying you.

I absolutely HATE IT when people sneak up behind me and startle me. No, really, friendships have been ruined become some *** decides it's funny to be a pansy and sneak up behind me and make me jump (especially when playing FEAR). I don't know why, but I want to throw punches everytime someone does it, going into a cursing rage, and promising myself never to talk to that person ever again.

Rob's hair.

This bloke I know called Allistair MacDonald.

Lack of sex makes Jeppie go something something...

Go crazy?

DON'T MIND IF I DO!

BLAAAGADABLAGABOOPBOOPWHOOTTTTCHUGGACHUGABLAAAAGADA

People with the RAS Syndrome.

Whiners.

People who cause unnecessary drama and get me caught picking sides.

I really hate this as well, I'm the same way.

There are cereal dispensors (or whatever they are called) at my campus's cafeteria. Unforetunaly, there are these few people that go through the Lucky Charms and only go for the marshmellows. I mean, people use the big cereal scooper to go hunting for the colorful, little marshmellow bits.

I hate it when someone turns left into the middle turn-lane and then merges with traffic. HATE. IT.

Uhhh, that's what that lane is for.

Actually it's for making left turns OFF the road, but it is perfectly legal to do what he said :p

http://www.dmv.ca.gov/pubs/hdbk/pgs22thru25.htm



Not only is it "legal", it's what you're SUPPOSED to do when there is traffic.

Yeah, that's perfectly legal as long as you're not obstructing someone trying to use the turning lane. Now what I really hate is when people pull onto the shoulder to turn. The right shoulder is not a turning lane, and driving through it to cut through traffic to get to your turn quicker is a douche move, not to mention illegal (as it's essentially passing on the shoulder). This never seems to happen when I'm in Nashville, but everyone in my hometown seems to think the shoulder is their own personal turning lane.

Just reiterating that it doesn't say anywhere that you're SUPPOSED to do that every time there's a center left turn lane >.>

And that it still doesn't invalidate my original statement that it's really there to turn left >.>

What the hell? Are you blind? Illiterate? Or maybe you're just plain dumb?

Back to topic...

My peeves: People that reference stuff that doesn't back up their claims.
People who flame when they argue.
People who don't read directions/instructions.

more traffic stuff, but i hate it when people pull across the hashed yellow lines into the left turn lane at an intersection.i got into an accident because of that once. making a left turn out of a parking lot through the left turn lane and some dick head pulled out of ANOTHER parking lot across the yellow lines and hit me. and I'm the one who got cited because i couldn't prove that they pulled across those lines. that marked out section isn't a part of the road and its illegal to drive on it, though it is a rare occasion when one gets cited for it. this particular incident has had me burning with rage for almost a year now.

to illustrate my point, i have made a horrible drawing not nearly to scale but close enough to get my point across, i hope.

I'm annoyed by too many things, but I guess having this one freaky tooth is the most annoying and serious one right now.

creationists lol

I can't stand people touching me, unless they're like really close friends. When people do that thing where they come up without warning from behind and pat you on the back, or clap you on the shoulder and leave their hand there while they talk to you.. drives me batty..


Also when people take the cheddar or such out of the fridge and then LEAVE IT OUT once they're done using it, and it starts to develop that hard translucent shell and gets greasy.. no matter what you do or how long you leave it back in the fridge for, it's totally ruined FOREVER. Almost nobody else seems to notice or care about that transformation, but it makes me so distraught.


When you go to a diner [most commonly happens here, but also at other restaurants], and the waitress calls you names like "honey" or "dear" like they know you or something, feels really unprofessional and awkward for me [and at least several other people I know, guys and girls alike].


When people don't wash their hands after using a public [or private] restroom.


People who turn their blinker on only after they're already most of the way through their turn.


People who hardly know me, recommending a movie or sommat saying: "It seems like the sort of think /you/ might really like." What does that even mean?


The increasing impossibility of affording and acquiring a higher education, as well as continuing to have time and money to eat.

The middle-lane/turn-lane thing is legal here in Arkansas too, but ...

I still HATE IT.

whoever posts next.

oh snap!

i suck at this

When people type "hay" instead of "hey." ...I cannot express how much I hate this. I've ended relationships because of this...and these guys still e-mail me with the subject as "hay," sometimes "h4y."

How about.... EVERYTHING!

except puppies

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

So if we ever meet in person, this means I shouldn't slap you on the *** and yell "GO TEAM!" ?

I hate it when chicks start flirting with me and making obscene motions with their mouths and tongues when my girlfriend is around.

Awk-ward!

Only if you don't value your fingers and aren't familiar with your gravitational accelleration constant.

"I call'd u 2 talk 2 u. u kno? 4 me to hear u 2nite b4 u n ur frndz went 2 the movie 23 b4 u 8."

Enough said.

People who call everything EPIC

I hate when people turn onto any four- or five-lane road. 90% of them do it incorrectly. You're supposed to pull into the nearest lane to your turn, then change lanes later. Most people will pull dangerously across two lanes to get into the one they want to be in immediately. If you're making a right turn onto a road with 2 lanes going your direction, you're supposed to pull into the slow lane, not the fast lane. If you're making a left turn onto a road with 2 lanes going your direction, you're supposed to pull into the fast lane, not the slow lane.

I hate the way some people drive on the road. I've already had the following happen:

-People who don't use their turn signal.

-Someone tried turning left on a 5 lane road in front of me and someone else beside me coming the opposite direction.

-People who drive way too fast in really bad weather(heavy snow, ice, heavy rain)

I've also had an incident where I was walking into a gas station to pick up a few goodies for the road and someone just starts backing up and coming close to hitting me. Thing is, the guy is talking on his cell phone(obviously not paying attention) and he has the nerve to give me a dirty look.

The one thing that made very happy though is I've seen someone accidentally pull out right in front of a cop. Serves him right...

i seriously almost died laughing when i read this. a while ago i went to see The Faint play a show, and they were playing with this horrible band Ratatat. and EVERYONE kept saying "oh man these guys are EPIC!!!" sooooo horrible.....

I think you lost the thread. Epic is a great expression when the situation calls for it. Take 300 for example. If that's not deserving of the word 'epic' then nothing is.


As for myself, I hate people that ruin my plans. I like to set my day straight and plan everything out. Surprises usually set me off and I go crazy.

I hate people who ***** about driving stuff. OSNAP

Seriously though, Chamillionaire. Chamillionaire, Paul Wall, 50 cent and the like make me want to cry for the state hip hop has been led to. What happened to Nas taking the billboards?

- People who wear shirts that proclaims they're awesomeness. A very small number of people can truly be called awesome. You are not one of them.

- Girls who wear those "I <3 Nerds" shirts who obviously do not love nerds.

- Europeans and the like who think the word "American" is an insult and use it as such. Especially when they're an idiot chav to begin with.

- I AM ALLOWED TO CALL IT "SOCCER" WITHOUT BEING CORRECTED, DAMMIT

People who complain about me driving to slow when I'm driving the speed limit.

I hate when I try to buy a brilliant movie and a mainstream store does not have it.

For instance, for the last month or so, I've been trying to buy Patton on DVD, but nobody has it. There's a great 2-disc collectors edition out there, and I hate amazon.com's shipping methods. Then again, if I would have just ordered it off of amazon.com, I would have had it by now.... Maybe I should just got order it.