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I think this is why everyone makes fun of the French.
2007-03-06, 10:11 PM #1
http://www.dailymotion.com/visited/search/hardcore/video/xi5gq_fatal-bazooka-fous-ta-cagoule

I suppose not speaking French enhances the experience.
幻術
2007-03-06, 10:35 PM #2
oh. my. god. :psyduck:

my disdain for the French has reached new heights
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2007-03-06, 10:40 PM #3
Have you seen OUR music videos? Same ****.
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2007-03-06, 11:00 PM #4
Let's make fun of foreign cultures!
2007-03-06, 11:18 PM #5
Originally posted by Vincent Valentine:
Let's make fun of foreign cultures!


LOL BURGERBOY

o.0
2007-03-06, 11:21 PM #6
I don't see what I'm supposed to be making fun of. I think it's pretty cool.
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2007-03-06, 11:53 PM #7
I don't make fun of a country which has extremely awesome secular laws.

Wait, I make fun of everyone. HAHA CROISSANTBOYS.
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2007-03-06, 11:56 PM #8
Cheese eating surrender monkeys. All their women need to shave their armpits and legs, and all their men need nosejobs.
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2007-03-07, 8:04 AM #9
Originally posted by FastGamerr:
HAHA CROISSANTBOYS.


I loled. :neckbeard:
2007-03-07, 9:16 AM #10
Originally posted by JediKirby:
Have you seen OUR music videos? Same ****.


yup.
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2007-03-07, 9:31 AM #11
This... This is amazing. I'm on my third viewing. I keep trying to decide if it's serious or not, and then I remember that I don't care, it's just so awesome.

Can someone provide translated lyrics, perhaps?
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2007-03-07, 10:00 AM #12
They're making fun of rappers...if I'm translating properly.
Originally posted by page:
Voici le nouveau projet complètement dingue de Michaël Youn! Accompagné de ses fidèles amis Vincent Desagnat et Benjamin Morgaine, Fatal Bazooka est censé être un groupe de hip-hop hardcore savoyard. La chanson parodie de façon super comique les rappeurs: on peut reconnaître les imitations de la Fonky Family, Grand Corps Malade ou encore L.I.M.
Fatal Bazooka (Michaël Youn) est accompagné de 2 autres "grands" rappeurs : Profanation Fonky (Benjamin) et La Marmotte Infernale (Vincent)!

Originally posted by Translation:
Here is the completely crazy new project by Michael Youn! Accompanied by his close friends Vincent Desagnat and Benjamin Morgaine. Fatal Bazooka is supposed to be a hardcore hip-hop...[group/band? (C'est quoi le mot 'savoyard')]. The song parodies rappers in a comedic way. We can recognize the imatations of Fonky Family, Grand Corps Malade or again L.I.M.
Fatal Bazooka es accompanied by two other "big" rappers: Profanation Fonky (Benjamin) and La Marmotte Infernale [the infernal marmot] (Vincent)!

If our native French speakers can please go over my translation and note where I ****ed up.
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2007-03-07, 10:12 AM #13
It was more fun when I thought it was serious.
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2007-03-07, 10:30 AM #14
I think I just fell in love with this video. o_O
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2007-03-07, 2:32 PM #15
Yeah. It's actually not bad bad. I feel like finding that song somewhere so I can loop it for eternity now. Heh.
幻術
2007-03-07, 2:34 PM #16
It's unfortunate that rap is popular enough to spread to other countries. I guess it's no fad after all. :(
2007-03-07, 2:56 PM #17
Fall Out Boy is on the cover of Rolling Stone. We have bigger things to worry about than French rappers.
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2007-03-07, 3:11 PM #18
easily the most entertaining rap video I've ever seen
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2007-03-07, 3:59 PM #19
haha, how could any of you even begin to imagine that was serious?

very entertaining, theres some french people in my flat, but i wouldn't really talk to them or anything.
2007-03-07, 4:45 PM #20
Someone got a problem with rap? Rap is awesome, ESPECIALLY gangsta rap. Listen to it..and I mean really listen to the lyrics, even while feeling awesome becuase of the cool beat, and you will be endlessly entertained. It's hilarious.

This video is also awesome.
Warhead[97]
2007-03-07, 5:07 PM #21
It's not serious. They're professional comedians making fun of Savoie (thus the ski gear). I don't know what Savoie did to earn their ire, but I asked my housemate, who lived in Savoie for a few years, and he couldn't really figure out why they're making fun of it.

But yeah, there's a lot of French rap, some of it good, some of it awful, and most of it really cheesy.

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A cagoule is a type of ski mask.
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2007-03-07, 5:35 PM #22
SACRE BLEU!:argh:
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2007-03-07, 6:40 PM #23
I thought the video was pimpin :hist101:
2007-03-07, 6:46 PM #24
The french are bastards.
Fin.
2007-03-07, 6:53 PM #25
Actually, French rap can be pretty good sometimes. Maybe it's that I don't understand the lyrics though.

Also, when making fun of the French we must always remember that Daft Punk are French. Somehow it works on them.
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2007-03-07, 6:55 PM #26
Originally posted by Tiberium_Empire:
The french are bastards.
Fin.


Hey now, thats racist. You are now an awful person that is hated by all politically correct type people. Beware, they have added you to the "list" :colbert:

o.0
2007-03-07, 6:57 PM #27
Politicaly correct people suck.
Fin.
2007-03-07, 6:59 PM #28
Stop making fun of our finns :rant:

o.0
2007-03-07, 7:08 PM #29
FinNs suck.
There i said what everyone was thinking!
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2007-03-07, 8:03 PM #30
Originally posted by Greenboy:
Hey now, thats racist. You are now an awful person that is hated by all politically correct type people. Beware, they have added you to the "list" :colbert:


Since when are the French their own race.

Maybe I should be racist against stupid people - oh! :hist101:
2007-03-08, 8:01 AM #31
I was walking around all day with this song stuck in my head. It was all I could do to keep from doing the pull-down motion while singing it to myself.
Ban Jin!
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2007-03-08, 11:48 AM #32
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4eE6rfk3eU
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2007-03-08, 11:57 AM #33
Originally posted by KOP_Snake:
Cheese eating surrender monkeys.

Pfft, if you're going to play it like that you're a burger eating Invasion monkey. :P

Originally posted by Tiberium_Empire:
FinNs suck.
There i said what everyone was thinking!
Icebergboys!


Everyone knows that the norwegians!
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2007-03-08, 6:58 PM #34
Originally posted by MentatMM:
It's unfortunate that rap is popular enough to spread to other countries. I guess it's no fad after all. :(


30 years dude.

Most internationally popular genre to date? Probably. You lose :hist101:

If you want something serious to make fun of though you can try this

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2007-03-09, 7:25 AM #35
Originally posted by 'Thrawn[numbarz:
;796109']If you want something serious to make fun of though you can try this


Me likey!
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2007-03-09, 7:38 AM #36
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2007-03-09, 7:45 AM #37
Originally posted by Tiberium_Empire:
*words*


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