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packing
2007-03-13, 11:59 PM #1
how am i supposed to qualify for operator when you have to be able to pack alone at 14000 and they never let me pack? i only get to feed, and its caused nerve damage in my arm. all i want ot do is be a colorbox ranger
Cyclops was right
2007-03-14, 2:33 AM #2
what
VTEC just kicked in, yo!
2007-03-14, 3:12 AM #3
uhhh
2007-03-14, 3:20 AM #4
It appears that someone has escaped from the institution. Move along people, nothing to see here...
2007-03-14, 3:31 AM #5
Is it possible to talk to yourself with typed words? And hitting submit?

I seen a deaf person talk to himself using sign language.
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2007-03-14, 3:40 AM #6
just skim it man.
2007-03-14, 4:15 AM #7
Originally posted by TombFyre:
how am i supposed to qualify for operator when you have to be able to pack alone at 14000 and they never let me pack? i only get to feed, and its caused nerve damage in my arm. all i want ot do is be a colorbox ranger


you can't possibly stock the oven without proper protective facegear. besides, 11000 should be plenty if you have the time. just let them get several.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2007-03-14, 4:20 AM #8
I think it's like a Mad Libs type of thing. Okay everyone fill this out:

1. occupation
2. verb
3. number
4. verb
5. medical problem
6. body part
7. noun
8. occupation
Stuff
2007-03-14, 4:37 AM #9
I'll play.

1. lawyer
2. stand
3. thirty-three
4. ski
5. pleural effusion
6. knee
7. lawnmower
8. proctologist
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2007-03-14, 4:41 AM #10
Originally posted by Michael MacFarlane:
I'll play.

1. lawyer
2. stand
3. thirty-three
4. ski
5. pleural effusion
6. knee
7. lawnmower
8. proctologist


how am i supposed to qualify for lawyer when you have to be able to stand alone at 33 and they never let me stand? i only get to ski, and its caused pleural effusion in my knee. all i want ot do is be a lawnmower proctologist
Stuff
2007-03-14, 4:43 AM #11
:neckbeard:
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2007-03-14, 10:33 AM #12
Originally posted by kyle90:
how am i supposed to qualify for lawyer when you have to be able to stand alone at 33 and they never let me stand? i only get to ski, and its caused pleural effusion in my knee. all i want ot do is be a lawnmower proctologist


hilarious stuff
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2007-03-14, 10:51 AM #13
Originally posted by kyle90:
I think it's like a Mad Libs type of thing. Okay everyone fill this out:

1. occupation
2. verb
3. number
4. verb
5. medical problem
6. body part
7. noun
8. occupation

1. programmer
2. run
3. 242455
4. ski
5. gastroenteritis
6. thigh
7. stapler
8. bum
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2007-03-14, 11:04 AM #14
1. microbrewer
2. party
3. 21
4. feeling
5. alcoholism
6. liver
7. beer
8. bartender
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2007-03-14, 11:36 AM #15
how am i supposed to qualify for programmer when you have to be able to run alone at 242455 and they never let me run? i only get to ski, and its caused gastroenteritis in my thigh. all i want ot do is be a stapler bum

how am i supposed to qualify for microbrewer when you have to be able to party alone at 21 and they never let me party? i only get to feel, and its caused alcoholism in my liver. all i want ot do is be a beer bartender
Stuff
2007-03-14, 11:39 AM #16
Dalf sucks at Mad Libs.
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2007-03-14, 2:12 PM #17
Motion to change TombFyre's user title to "Colorbox Ranger"? Or, failing that, "Lawnmower Proctologist"?
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2007-03-14, 2:48 PM #18
I want a cool title :(
2007-03-14, 2:50 PM #19
Originally posted by Wolfy:
Dalf sucks at Mad Libs.

Mine was funnier damnit!
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2007-03-14, 3:26 PM #20
Not half as funny as MacFarlane's.
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2007-03-14, 9:21 PM #21
Lawnmower proctologist - hah.
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2007-03-14, 9:25 PM #22
Pure genius.
2007-03-14, 11:15 PM #23
I have two ready:

1) verb
2) noun

and

1) noun
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2007-03-14, 11:30 PM #24
drink
beer

dictionary
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2007-03-15, 12:08 AM #25
backflip
Red Dwarf

hat

o.0
2007-03-15, 12:26 AM #26
kyle90 wins :neckbeard:
2007-03-15, 1:18 AM #27
One cannot simply BACKFLIP onto Red Dwarf!

And:
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2007-03-15, 1:19 AM #28
One cannot simply BACKFLIP onto Red Dwarf!

And: THIS. IS. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
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2007-03-15, 1:50 AM #29
Double post!
2007-03-15, 1:50 AM #30
Double post!

And: woo.
2007-03-15, 6:48 AM #31
Quote:
TombFyre's profile:

Occupation:
College student and box factory worker


Have I shed light on this thread at all?
2007-03-15, 6:52 AM #32
Not at all. Somehow that sounds sinister and mysterious.
Ban Jin!
Nobody really needs work when you have awesome. - xhuxus
2007-03-15, 6:56 AM #33
<_< >_>
2007-03-15, 7:00 AM #34
1. zamboni operator
2. slap
3. 5
4. shoot heroin
5. ADHD
6. foot
7. crayon
8. soldier
2007-03-15, 7:11 AM #35
how am i supposed to qualify for zamboni operator when you have to be able to slap alone at 5 and they never let me slap? i only get to shoot heroin, and its caused ADHD in my foot. all i want ot do is be a crayon soldier
Stuff
2007-03-15, 10:53 AM #36
Originally posted by Axis:
Have I shed light on this thread at all?


Explains everything but the why.

And also the term "colorbox ranger."

Which means my two biggest questions about this thread are still unanswered.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2007-03-15, 10:56 AM #37
I wanna be a color-box ranger, i wanna be a color-box man
i wanna fill the world with boxes, i wanna be the best that i can

i will work safe in heat and danger, i wanna be the best that i can
I wanna be a color-box ranger, i wanna be a color-box man
Cyclops was right
2007-03-15, 10:58 AM #38
:eek:
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2007-03-15, 11:08 AM #39
I TOLD YOU IT WAS SINISTER AND MYSTERIOUS. I TOLD YOU ALL.
Ban Jin!
Nobody really needs work when you have awesome. - xhuxus
2007-03-15, 1:36 PM #40
Had only we listened!:argh:
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