Werewolf Babies are an ancient race of beings, being equally wolf and equally baby, yet wholly evil. Such babies resist the appellation of "infantile" or "innocent" through their unholy attributes of deeply-wrinkled countenances, which resemble the festering flesh of the undead; complete failure to "coo"; and a preference of blood over breastmilk.

Werewolf Babies are known to inhabit twilit forests, whence may be heard their maddening bleats. Although reports of such bleats remain rare, Werewolf Baby attacks have skyrcocketed of late. The rise in Werewolf Baby maulings/murders is attributable to the simultaneous diminution of quality breastmilk and the increased availability of choice blood. In certain regions of Wallachia and the netherworld, Werewolf Baby hunting is encouraged vociferously by the sheriff deputy.

Werewolf Babies have been sequestered from their human neighbors for millenia beyond recall; this is regrettable, as many scientific, religious, and alchemical innovations owe to the unrelenting efforts of Werewolf Babies.

The Werewolf Baby story begins with the personage of Qalif Momar Abdul Raul-Shariq, renowned Egyptian circus magnate. Notwithstanding his infantile visage and diminutive stature, Raul-Shariq was a notorious womanizer and nudist. He trained from puphood a pack of jackals to juggle flaming scimitars, celebrated by all Egyptian children as the "Juggling Jackals." Not once did Raul-Shariq leave his home without the protection of those trusty trainees.

Attempting to hawk his luxuriant locks of legend at a local swap meet, Raul-Shariq encounters the Wolf God Tyler. Tyler agrees to grant Qalif the grandest audience he's ever known in exchange for Raul-Shariq's coif (Tyler wished to don the mane to obtain the acceptance of Egypt at large). True to his oath, Tyler tranformed Qalif into Werewolf Baby form and sold him into slavery. On the Roman slave barge, Qalif found his greatest audience, performing...

Feel free to add your own beliefs and findings on Werewolf Baby lore.

No.

Evil Frog Commissioners, on the other hand...

Pfft give me a break, Werewolf Babies are known to frequent Finnish bogs.

I know you've seen them.

Not after space foxes dumped Kool-SpaceAid into all of our bogs

Unlikely, since it has been heavily documented by many a championed cryptozoologist and otologist, including the Noble prize winning von Schneebly, that space foxian Kool-SpacAid reacts postively to Werewolf Babies--contrary to how it reacts to most lifeforms. Moreover, they have been known to "...lap it up heartily", in the esteemed von Schneebly's words.

What do they maul and murder? Little children?

Little children are their likeliest target, but their malice truly knows no bounds. Pet canaries, ferrets, paraplegic rape victims, worms and politicians are all possible targets of their terrorism.

Sources of mine would lead me to believe the below photograph is a werewolf baby.



I'm personally quite skeptical. The facial structure and expression don't really fit the eye-witness descriptions I've heard.

Well, we all know what words Dutch would use to describe that...

Is that you in the picture, Rosie O'Donnell?

Unbelievably kickass?

I see this thread is being avoided for lesser subjects like pizza temperature. I should have known the uncompromising truth would be discarded. I take it you're all getting paid by the FBI?

Well **** them.

I tried to watch Underworld 2 last night, but it was just as painful as the first, so I gave up

This is UNBELIUVALBE. I can't take it anymore. You guys probably think I'm just posting some silly joke thread..... but... I mean.. I CAN sympathize, I've done crazy joke stuff before but this is REAL 100% FACT. To think you would judge me like that after all the **** IVe been through to COMPILATE THIS ****. My whole life is this. All the time spent in the ghetoto, and then jail, and they didnt understand me, no, they said I had to try harder, iditos, I DID TRY HARDER IWAS TRYING HARD THE HWOLE ****ING TIME DFUI()A WHAT DID THEY THINK I WAS? I had to strive through the blackest abysses of that ****ty life, and I DID IT. I DID THAT. BUT WHAT WAS THE POINT? MY WORK IS IGNORED. LIFE IS POINTLESS. I TRIED SO HARD. BUT IN THE END IT DOESNT EVEN MATTER.

I actually like your nick name, but only because it has "money" in it.

Kill yourself, just for quoting linkin park.

if money doesnt grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

In '78 a man from North Dakota claimed to be the new Qalif Momar Abdul Raul-Shariq. He spent several years of his life travelling the world and gathering a large following of Baby Werewolves. They then returned to Egypt to practice a unique ceremony that would turn all the worlds breast milk into blood. The act, according to Qalif, would bring total completetion to the Baby Werewolves, and drinking said mystical breat milk would grant them mature Werewolf status.
On the night before the ceremony, Jkaf Karthm, one of Qalif's most loyal followers, betrayed him for 30 pieces of silver. The ceremony was performed incorrectly due to the capture of Qalif Momar Abdul Raul-Shariq. Many innocent Baby Werewolves died in the desert that night. Mostly due to starvation and thirst since the ceremony was being performed in a very remote place. The few Baby Werewolves that made it back to civilization split into two camps of thought. One said that the man from North Dakota was a fake, but that the original Qalif Momar Abdul Raul-Shariq was a great Baby Werewolf.
The other camp insisted that Qalif had been with them in the desert on the night of the botched ceremony, and that it was their own doubt that had caused the ceremony to fail.
Though most Baby Werewolves agree that the second Qalif was true, there is very ardent division between the two groups. Some say it stems all the way back to the first Baby Werewolves, one that wanted breast milk, and another that wanted blood.

answer to thread title = no

"Unholy water, saguine addiction, those silver bullets, a last blood benediction. Hey Wolf Moon come cast a spell on me.. beware the wolves at night" - Peter Steele lyrics for Type O Negative's errie Wolf Moon.
Yeah could not resist saying that quote - hey someone quoted Linkin Park (thats worse)

Honestly there have always been tales of Werewolves in many forms and tell you truth many have tried to prove they exist, and many pagan preists would tell you so. But this is myth come reality, but its something to believe and i'll respect that

Wow. What an embarrassing thread. I didn't write most of the first post, almost half of the responses are mine, and I quoted Linkin Park.

Or did Linkin Park retroactively quote you?