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Woman sues surgeon for liposuction mishap
2007-03-16, 5:38 PM #1
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/03/16/liposuction_mishap/

Talk about a half-assed job.

That doctor was an ***-hat.

Post your liposuction, plastic surgery, or ***-related jokes, puns, and stories here.
2007-03-16, 5:46 PM #2
woah.. double topic!

Anyway, yeah, that sucks...

But this story would be much better with a picture. :)
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

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2007-03-16, 5:53 PM #3
Can't they put it back somehow? :S
/fluffle
2007-03-16, 5:55 PM #4
no, because unfortunately, the doctor drank all the extra cellulite when he was done.
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2007-03-16, 6:10 PM #5
My surgery experience.

Me and my friends were dicking about, I got on the hood of a friend's car, fell off, broke my arm.

In order for the bone to set right, I had to have 2 plates and 8 screws put into my arm, which are still in there to this day.

This happened about a year ago, the scar will most likely be forever.
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2007-03-16, 7:02 PM #6
Kickass scar.
2007-03-16, 7:03 PM #7
I thought the doctor might have messed up and made her fatter.
:master::master::master:
2007-03-16, 7:14 PM #8
And here we learn why exercise is usually a better solution :eng101:
2007-03-16, 8:08 PM #9
Liposuction is stupid. If people are too lazy to lose weight that they need it sucked out, they shouldn't be losing weight to begin with. It's just an easy way out for an increasingly lazy world.
2007-03-16, 11:04 PM #10
Wow, that surgery sounded like a major PITA.
The cake is a lie... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!
2007-03-17, 12:52 AM #11
I have two scars on my chest where my catheters used to be, the other one is a long line and the other really small... like the center of a (rather small) third nipple.

Then again, they were the result of a rather normal procedure instead of botched up surgery. Geez.

Yet my circumcised male unit is another thing. Hm.
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2007-03-17, 3:26 AM #12
Originally posted by FastGamerr:
Yet my circumcised male unit is another thing. Hm.


poor fgr and his mutilated mangled man meat.
2007-03-17, 8:38 PM #13
Originally posted by fishstickz:
My surgery experience.

Me and my friends were dicking about, I got on the hood of a friend's car, fell off, broke my arm.

In order for the bone to set right, I had to have 2 plates and 8 screws put into my arm, which are still in there to this day.

This happened about a year ago, the scar will most likely be forever.


Oh ho ho, we are NOT gonna have a scar contest.

Cause I WILL win. :hist101:
2007-03-17, 8:45 PM #14
A C-section doesn't count.
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2007-03-18, 2:05 PM #15
Originally posted by Cool Matty:
Oh ho ho, we are NOT gonna have a scar contest.

Cause I WILL win. :hist101:


Who said we were having a contest o_O
"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor
2007-03-18, 2:15 PM #16
someone who needs to point out he has a better scar than you.

so now, we have monoboob and monoass. hah. and monoxide too, but it wasn't because of a failed surgery or stupid movie character.
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2007-03-18, 2:25 PM #17
I got a scar made by a piece of glass that went right THROUGH my hand. I had to be flown from vaasa to helsinki (~400km) in a helicopter in middle of night because of it, there were no doctors in vaasa that could fix my hand so that my middle finger and ring finger still would work since the glass cut some tendons in my hand when it went through :)
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