Kyle90 set out to buy 12 beers under my consent, telling him since he's debt free he deserves it. I then proceeded to log his level of drunkeness versus his typing ability. He wishes me to post it on here, so here it goes.

8:01 PM CST GMT-6:00 1 beer: He's typing very well, I can understand it perfectly
8:19 PM CST GMT-6:00 2.25 beers: Kyle notices mathematical abilities are the first to go
8:26 PM CST GMT-6:00 4 beers: he replaces periods (.) with commas (,) but corrects himself
8:41 PM CST GMT-6:00 5 beers: Confuses L and ? and attempts to blame it on the dvorak layout
8:49 PM CST GMT-6:00 5 beers: loses track of beer count, and places a comma in front of a period, makes no attempt to correct mistake
9:02 PM CST GMT-6:00 6 beers: types "I did wiss it though" and then corrects self by typing "*mill" and then again with "*MISS"
9:14-15 PM CST GMT-6:00 6.25 beers: typos becoming increasingly popular, but still legible.
9:25 PM CST GMT-6:00 7 beers: types "yeah usually the typing goes perytt much downhill aftew licke 8 or 9" indicating his typing just got much worse over the course of about 1/2 a second. He's almost drunk
9:43-47 PM CST GMT-6:00 8 beers: types "vworld" for world, "ani" for and it, "taeva" for have a, "tnhose" for those, and "wordns" for words.
9:53 PM CST GMT-6:00 9 beers: types "abhurrom" for I have no idea what, and has trouble balancing in a CHAIR. He is definitely drunk.

I'm not sure if it's just me or what, but I can type PERFECTLY, no matter how **** faced I am.

Which makes me wonder...are those people trying to appear more drunk, are they worse typists, etc? It bothers me at times.

Am I goung to get banned for drunk pasting if it's in a threaad about me getting drlunk?

Thanks to the internet, kids can have drunk friends

How do you get drunk after 9 beers?

You're right! I noed more beer! To the bat-fridge!

oKAY THAT'S 10 BEERS

This fails faster than Rosie O'donald as a buoy.

Can we see the actual text he writes? We know he'll get drunk, alone and scared. But we want to watch him to do it.

lightweight.

MIKE JONEZ

Oh, I didn't ignore him.

I, too, type the same when ****faced!

10 is nothing.

Okay I'm at 13 beers now

Kyle90: Log on to EVE Online, fly into Amamake and ransom people. Hilarity will ensue.

edit: And post pics and/or killmails as well!

Okay maybe later but I'm on a suicide op right now

Seriously, a 12-pack + 1? Weaksauce.

Find me when you've had 25+ bottles of beer in a night.

Also, getting drunk alone, or with internet friends, is the first sign that you're an alcoholic.

THis is an excellent oppurtunity to test my drunk typing abilities. How'd I do?

Interesting.

Very.

FGR above doesn't change when drunk.

I honestly can't understand why anyone would want to drink 10 beers. If you want to get drunk just drink something stronger and save yourself 40 trips to the bathroom.

What if you like the taste?

I've got a mate that is drinking machine, but he doesn't like much else apart from beer. The other night he went through a 24 pack himself and wasn't remotely tipsy.

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I wonder how his hangover is

You know; on further examination I probably should not have asked you to post this.

Of course I wasn't thinking entirely clearly at the time.

Anyways my hangover is nonexistant due to my drinking a couple of liters of water before sleeping.

I'm an angry drunk

B& FOR DRUNK POSTING

I did get rather sloshed last night though. Unfortunately, I was unable obtain water for drinking. Thus this morning, I have a 4-alarm hangover and a stomach that is refusing to stop fighting me.

Where are the nuclear wessels?