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The Weird News Megathread
2007-03-20, 2:50 PM #1
ITT, we post articles of weird news we might read about on the internet, newspaper, or the teevee. Here you can laugh at the stupidity of humanity or spring up a 30 page debate on the subject of cows (don't though).

Examples:
Zoo: We saved this polar bear cub! Animal Activists: OMG YOU DID WRONG KILL IT!

*sniff* What is that smell...OH MY GOD SHE'S DEAD! *rapid call button push*
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2007-03-20, 3:24 PM #2
Originally posted by JediGandalf:
ITT, we post articles of weird news we might read about on the internet, newspaper, or the teevee. Here you can laugh at the stupidity of humanity or spring up a 30 page debate on the subject of cows (don't though).

Examples:
Zoo: We saved this polar bear cub! Animal Activists: OMG YOU DID WRONG KILL IT!

*sniff* What is that smell...OH MY GOD SHE'S DEAD! *rapid call button push*


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2007-03-20, 3:25 PM #3
[edit]Dang it, didn't even look at the second link
2007-03-20, 3:50 PM #4
Originally posted by JediGandalf:
*sniff* What is that smell...OH MY GOD SHE'S DEAD! *rapid call button push*


I just don't understand this one. Somebody had a heart attack on a flight I was on once (Vegas to Detroit). We immediately had to land and drop off the body. As far as I can tell Delhi to London is a continental flight, so I don't see why they couldn't land. Just bad judgment on the crew's behalf I guess.
2007-03-20, 4:27 PM #5
cows suck.
gbk is 50 probably

MB IS FAT
2007-03-20, 5:07 PM #6
What a cute bear...
2007-03-20, 8:42 PM #7
Adult conversations in kiddy talk
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2007-03-20, 10:36 PM #8
Bear was cute, I feel bad for old lady / daughter, and first and third sets of convos in genk's thing were funny.
一个大西瓜
2007-03-20, 11:59 PM #9
ITT?

ITT Tech?
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2007-03-21, 12:44 AM #10
In This Thread I reckon.

Also: MB!!
2007-03-21, 12:52 AM #11
Yes.

ITT = In This Thread/Topic
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2007-03-21, 1:34 AM #12
http://www.fark.com/

Fark is almost entirely weird news...
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