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Masha Tyelna: Human?
2007-03-26, 8:35 PM #1
So my friend just sent me this link of Masha Tyelna pictures and I felt like sharing. Her eyes are rather scary and pictures just keep getting creepier. It's hard to believe she's human.

Also, I didn't read through any of the comments. Being that it is LiveJournal, there probably is some language, so consider yourself warned. :hist101:
"Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."
2007-03-26, 8:43 PM #2
She's definitely taller than most!

Looks human to me..a bit different than 'normal', though.
woot!
2007-03-26, 8:43 PM #3
That's it. I'm sending the Ukraine a giant box of crackers for their women to consume. I'm skinny, quite skinny but damn she is a pile of twigs.

How anyone finds that attractive is beyond me.
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2007-03-26, 8:48 PM #4
That's scary. Give me a girl with meat on her bones.
Pissed Off?
2007-03-26, 8:50 PM #5
Great, she's probably the S.T.A.L.K.E.R end boss or something.
Stuff
2007-03-26, 8:55 PM #6
Originally posted by kyle90:
Great, she's probably the S.T.A.L.K.E.R end boss or something.


Impossible, that possible was taken BY YOUR MOTHER.
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2007-03-26, 8:57 PM #7
i'd rather have a meatier lass but god damn... i'd still **** her in every direction and in every way.... seriously, i'd **** her till i'd ****ed her fingernails from her ****ing hands... her **** could tell em enough you [kitties] in the **** didnt appreciate the **** ****ing we told you about.
2007-03-26, 9:03 PM #8
Actually I wasn't focused so much on her twiggy-ness as I was about her eyes. o_O (see picture on the right)

She kind of reminds me of one of those aliens from Galaxy Quest.
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"Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."
2007-03-26, 9:05 PM #9
so that's what anime looks like in real life
2007-03-26, 9:07 PM #10
Hallowed are the Ori.
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2007-03-26, 9:10 PM #11
It's not so much her eyes that are weird---it's her bone structure. Particularly her face.
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2007-03-26, 9:20 PM #12
Originally posted by quesadilla_red:
She kind of reminds me of one of those aliens from Galaxy Quest.


OMG! You're right! :eek:
Pissed Off?
2007-03-26, 9:49 PM #13
She's real? That picture makes her look like a deranged Barbie. The skin, the hair, the eyes, everything about it screams FAKE to me. And yet that link in the first post proves otherwise.

She's freaking creepy.
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2007-03-26, 9:52 PM #14
It's a robot.
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... I thought I had won."
2007-03-26, 10:00 PM #15
The wonders of filter -> liquefy

[http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k133/kyle901/Untitled-1-1.jpg]

Still not *quite* human, but much better than before.
Stuff
2007-03-26, 10:17 PM #16
...Ugly.

o.0
2007-03-26, 10:20 PM #17
She has some kind of dominating power over me. By just looking at her I feel like bowing down in total fear. :o
My blawgh.
2007-03-26, 10:41 PM #18
she can SEE INTO MY BRAIN
2007-03-26, 10:45 PM #19
long lost sister found
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2007-03-26, 11:24 PM #20
She would look a lot better if she just filed down that brow and forehead of hers...
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2007-03-27, 12:05 AM #21
Freaky.
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2007-03-27, 12:22 AM #22
She looks like my ex-girlfriend's brother.
Sorry for the lousy German
2007-03-27, 12:25 AM #23
Am I the only one that was reminded of Sméagol from LotR?
2007-03-27, 1:07 AM #24
She could probably stare down a goldfish...
Frozen in the past by ICARUS
2007-03-27, 1:08 AM #25
...or a landfish.
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2007-03-27, 1:53 AM #26
yikes. she's gross as ****.
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2007-03-27, 7:34 AM #27
It feels like I've stumbled across some weird Uncanny Valley festish porn collection. O_o
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2007-03-27, 9:32 AM #28
Originally posted by JediGandalf:
That's it. I'm sending the Ukraine a giant box of crackers for their women to consume. I'm skinny, quite skinny but damn she is a pile of twigs.

How anyone finds that attractive is beyond me.


My sentiments exactly. *shudder*
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2007-03-27, 9:33 AM #29
Originally posted by FastGamerr:
...or a landfish.


:(
free(jin);
tofu sucks
2007-03-27, 9:35 AM #30
Originally posted by Mr. Stafford:
her **** could tell em enough you [kitties] in the **** didnt appreciate the **** ****ing we told you about.


does anyone have any idea what this means? i cannot for the life of me work it out.
2007-03-27, 10:44 AM #31
I was thinking the same thing, but you typed it.

nm, I see the edit. Roach, explain.
Little angel go away
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2007-03-27, 10:50 AM #32
the only thing he did was change (rhymes with hat and lives on a ladies crotch) to [kitties].

the rest was all me.
2007-03-27, 11:38 AM #33
Originally posted by kyle90:
The wonders of filter -> liquefy

[http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k133/kyle901/Untitled-1-1.jpg]

Still not *quite* human, but much better than before.


Something about this reminds me of Drizzt. :P

And yes, she doesn't look normal.
nope.
2007-03-27, 11:46 AM #34
I suppose if Grand Admiral Thrawn had a daughter. . .
[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/Phantom-Seraph/Thrawn.jpg]

She actually looks more realistic as a fantasy monster. :ninja:
My blawgh.
2007-03-27, 12:03 PM #35
I heard somewhere that modelling agencies look for originality, and she does have that.
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2007-03-27, 12:06 PM #36
She'd be oh-so-prettier if she'd smile. It would help take the attention away from her gigantic eyes.
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2007-03-27, 12:12 PM #37
Originally posted by Wolfy:
She'd be oh-so-prettier if she'd smile. It would help take the attention away from her gigantic eyes.


I have occassionally stopped on EuroNews when they are showing those catwalk fashion shows, and I have never witnessed a single model there ever smiling. It must be in their contract that if they make the mistake of smiling, they will get a long vacation. The permanent kind of long.
Frozen in the past by ICARUS
2007-03-27, 12:14 PM #38
Originally posted by Mr. Stafford:
the only thing he did was change (rhymes with hat and lives on a ladies crotch) to [kitties].

the rest was all me.


Still doesn't make sense.
Little angel go away
Come again some other day
Devil has my ear today
I'll never hear a word you say
2007-03-27, 2:47 PM #39
Originally posted by lassev:
I have occassionally stopped on EuroNews when they are showing those catwalk fashion shows, and I have never witnessed a single model there ever smiling. It must be in their contract that if they make the mistake of smiling, they will get a long vacation. The permanent kind of long.


Isn't it something to do with the fact that they're supposed to show off their body (ie. the clothes) rather than draw attention to their face by smiling?
/fluffle
2007-03-27, 3:23 PM #40
This girl draws attention to the face anyway.

o.0
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