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Colon removal now an option for those with colon cancer.
2007-03-27, 12:12 PM #1
Yep, Tony Snow proves it: you can live without your colon.

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D8O4I6IG5&show_article=1
Little angel go away
Come again some other day
Devil has my ear today
I'll never hear a word you say
2007-03-27, 12:15 PM #2
So does he have to carry a poop-bag?
nope.
2007-03-27, 12:18 PM #3
Eww.
2007-03-27, 12:19 PM #4
So, what goes in place of the colon?
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2007-03-27, 12:33 PM #5
Originally posted by Echoman:
So, what goes in place of the colon?


A semicolon.

:v:
2007-03-27, 12:36 PM #6
Depends on the kind of colectomy.
omnia mea mecum porto
2007-03-27, 12:42 PM #7
SWEET! now we can point and taunt with "haha you don't have a colon..."

:(
Welcome to the douchebag club. We'd give you some cookies, but some douche ate all of them. -Rob
2007-03-27, 1:35 PM #8
This isn't news.
Wikissassi sucks.
2007-03-27, 1:59 PM #9
Since when is anything posted on these boards news
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
2007-03-27, 9:36 PM #10
Wait!?! What's the point of this thread? Isn't colectomy already (and has long been) an option for colon cancer sufferers? So that leaves me with Tony Snow... Who the [censored] is Tony Snow and why would anyone care?
2007-03-27, 9:51 PM #11
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