These threads are usually pretty entertaining and interesting, and having just finished a playthrough of Fallout 2 I felt like spreading Dave's warmth to Massassi.
"I was born two months premature.
When I was one, I was dropped on the porch.
When I was two, I had pneumonia.
When I was three, I got the chicken pox.
When I was four, I fell down the stairs and broke six ribs.
When I was five, my uncle was decapitated by a watermelon.
When I was six, my parents hit me in the head with a shovel.
When I was seven, I lost my right index finger to my pet rat.
When I was eight, my dog Spike got hit by a tractor.
When I was nine, my mother lost her arm to a rabid brahmin.
When I was ten, my sister was torn to bits by a pack of dogs.
When I was eleven, my grandfather killed himself because I was ugly.
When I was twelve, my grandmother killed herself because I was ugly.
When I was thirteen, my father poked out his eyes with a pitchfork in a drunken stupor.
When I was fourteen, my brother lost his hand to a wallaby.
When I was fifteen, my aunt choked to death on a chicken bone.
When I was sixteen, I lost my cousin to a badger.
When I was seventeen, I cut off my left big toe with a hoe.
When I was eighteen, my father lost his right leg to the same tractor that killed my dog.
When I was nineteen..."
- Dave, "Mr. Depression" (Fallout 2)
I'll leave this post at this one, since it's a long quote.
So, post away
They can be funny, poignant, from a movie, book or game.
"I was born two months premature.
When I was one, I was dropped on the porch.
When I was two, I had pneumonia.
When I was three, I got the chicken pox.
When I was four, I fell down the stairs and broke six ribs.
When I was five, my uncle was decapitated by a watermelon.
When I was six, my parents hit me in the head with a shovel.
When I was seven, I lost my right index finger to my pet rat.
When I was eight, my dog Spike got hit by a tractor.
When I was nine, my mother lost her arm to a rabid brahmin.
When I was ten, my sister was torn to bits by a pack of dogs.
When I was eleven, my grandfather killed himself because I was ugly.
When I was twelve, my grandmother killed herself because I was ugly.
When I was thirteen, my father poked out his eyes with a pitchfork in a drunken stupor.
When I was fourteen, my brother lost his hand to a wallaby.
When I was fifteen, my aunt choked to death on a chicken bone.
When I was sixteen, I lost my cousin to a badger.
When I was seventeen, I cut off my left big toe with a hoe.
When I was eighteen, my father lost his right leg to the same tractor that killed my dog.
When I was nineteen..."
- Dave, "Mr. Depression" (Fallout 2)
I'll leave this post at this one, since it's a long quote.
So, post away
They can be funny, poignant, from a movie, book or game.
