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Bob Dylan just stole my dinner.
2007-03-28, 8:51 AM #1
Srsly... post some of your weird dreams.

Another great one was when I was sailing a boat down the motorway and I found that it could go really REALLY fast.

Then it hit someones house, I was thrown off the boat and woke up.

Hope it was Bob Dylan's house, thieving *******.
2007-03-28, 8:55 AM #2
Just last night I had a dream where I was on some docks and jumped into the water, then started diving and eventually found some hole in the wall which led to some rectangle sauna-altar-hybrid place where I accessed some bookstand and found some green and grey goo.

So then the green and grey goo morphed into a small human baby and I was like "Geez, what am I supposed to do with that?" so I returned home. After something I don't remember, I was switching all my power off and left the baby in some brown box and went to sleep (wooh, sleeping when sleeping) and pretty soon woke up, only to find out that the baby had turned into a set of batteries.

After taking my flashlight, changing the batteries and remarking "Hey, this thing works now!", I woke up.
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2007-03-28, 8:57 AM #3
Sunday night I dreamed about a bunch of mice having a rave, except they weren't enjoying it because there weren't enough mice.

The scary thing was that in my afternoon lectures on Monday, about how and why the brain 'rewards' taking drugs, the lecturer used a flash animation which had a beginning involving a bunch of mice standing around in a dark room taking drugs with strobe lighting =/

(the animation went on to put each mouse into a cartoon brain scanner to show different receptors and stuff in the brain, it wasn't just random)
2007-03-28, 9:05 AM #4
I've so far had a total of 2 completely animated dreams. The first was like a regular day, only animated.

The second was more cartoon-esque, as in it was a normal day again only slightly like the Looney Tunes. :P
ie. One of my friends being flattened by a steamroller and then me proceeding to annoy her because she was flat. :/
nope.
2007-03-28, 9:12 AM #5
Two Nights ago I dreamt that I was the Re-incarnation of Flash Gordon (specifically the Flash Gordon from the 80's movie with music by queen) and everyone was counting on me to stop an alien invasion by commanding an army of giant War robots.

Last night I dreamt that I found an Apple IIc, only it had an RJ-45 port right on top, so I ended up connecting it to the internet and trying to play Jedi Knight. But before I could play online, I had to join a game were everyone flew around in jetpacks and we were all supposed find and kill some clan leader to prove that we were worthy...
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2007-03-28, 9:39 AM #6
I was once saved from a graveyard full of zombies from an old game I had been playing by Yosemite Sam. It even worked out so that Sam popped out of a grave like the zombies had.

I've had several falling dreams, but they're modified so I hit the ground. I get a falling/flying sensation and then a bit of a sting when I hit the ground. Typically, I get up, go back to the top of whatever I fell off of and do it again with flips and stuff added it.

I also had a dream where I got shot and was dying. The wound didn't really hurt. Kind of like a bee sting.
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2007-03-28, 10:16 AM #7
My wierdest dream...

Me screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" and kicking the mailman down the stairwell. :neckbeard:

Oh wait... was that a dream...
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2007-03-28, 10:39 AM #8
Wait, isn't it like scientifically proven that other people's dreams are boring?
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2007-03-28, 10:45 AM #9
By "other people's dreams" you must mean SMOCK! so yeah, you're boring.

Sometimes people have dreams weird enough to get me laugh, or at least chuckle.
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2007-03-28, 10:52 AM #10
Oh I had this really weird dream that I was a stripper and my mom found out, and I had to spend all this time trying to convince my mom that I don't do it anymore. The strange part was that in this dream, strippers all wore bird beaks. I know. Anyway, I had just started to convince my mom that I wasn't a stripper anymore when all of the sudden my friend calls up with some kind of stripper emergency, so I had to don my bird beak so I could be super stripper to the rescue, and then my mom came out with a "I KNEW IT! What do you think you're doing?!" And then I would wake up, The weird thing is that I had this dream like 4 times in one night, and the last time I had it, I woke up with the thought "Oh god, don't tell massassi I'm a stripper!"
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2007-03-28, 10:57 AM #11
sounds like a good premise for a crappy tv movie.

Anyone ever have those annoying dreams where you need to get somewhere but your legs dont work or you're moving in slow motion?

****ing annoying those ones, i'd rather dream about backflips.
2007-03-28, 11:00 AM #12
Yeah, but I don't have those nearly as much as those dreams where I'm trying to speak but I just can't get any sound out from my mouth. Hm.
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2007-03-28, 11:39 AM #13
Woah, i've had both of those.
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2007-03-28, 3:54 PM #14
Picking up some futuristic laser rifle and unloading some *** kickery on the aliens from half life. I woke up holding my pillow like a gun.
2007-03-28, 3:58 PM #15
I dreamed I was waiting in line at Six Flags last night.

How exciting......

EDIT: I have also had both those types of dreams.

You can also breathe underwater in dreams. Try it sometime.
When you are in a dream, then realize you are dreaming, but don't wake up, so much is possible.
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2007-03-28, 7:32 PM #16
Back, years ago when I had a girlfriend, I told her I would call her then went and took a nap. During the nap I dreamed that I called her so when I woke up, I thought I had called her.

She was very angry that I didn't acctualy call her.
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2007-03-28, 7:35 PM #17
Originally posted by petmc20:
I dreamed I was waiting in line at Six Flags last night.

How exciting......

EDIT: I have also had both those types of dreams.

You can also breathe underwater in dreams. Try it sometime.
When you are in a dream, then realize you are dreaming, but don't wake up, so much is possible.


Lucid Dreaming, what an art form...
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2007-03-28, 7:49 PM #18
I remember when i realized that i was in a dream.
I was in school. So my mind conjured up a sports car and i....
Then i woke up and had to go to school. Dammit all
2007-03-28, 9:28 PM #19
When i was younger, I dreamed that i went into the bowling alley near my house, and instead of bowling, the lanes had been replaced with a game where you throw gigantic plastic lips into lava.

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More recently, I dreamed Phil Collins came to my university to perform for some cause, and I was talking to him after the show. I asked him if he would sign a poster I had, and he agrees, but after he signs it, he starts drawing stick figures of former Genesis members and why they suck and so forth. Then, after he left, the only concern I had was "Damn, I shoulda had him sign this other poster instead"
2007-03-28, 9:40 PM #20
I had a dream where me and my fellow classmates were out in the snowy tundra, and the teacher was like a slave driver cracking the whip. We found gold in the snow, so we were like YAY but then ninjas attacked, so we had to fight them. Then in the end I was the only survivor, took the gold, and went to the zeppelin dealership. Thats when my alarm went off, woke me up, and I was pissed, cause I REALLY wanted that zeppelin.
2007-03-29, 12:01 AM #21
i have always been such a deep sleeper that when people knock on my door i often sleep right through it and ive missed allotta people ive wanted to see and allotta important things from ups as a result. not to mention phone calls and the alarm (which results in me being late to work, yatta yatta).

But my girlfreind has been basically living with me the last few months and i have not missed a thing. she has this tendancy to wake me up either as someone is knocking or shortly before they get there. she says she dreams about them and the dreams wake her up. she is usually awake when people show up at the door, and will wake me up to answer it (though i dont see why she cant just get up herself and do it, shes already awake in the first place and im fast asleep). :rolleyes:
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2007-03-29, 12:07 AM #22
Last night I dreamed that I wanted to have a PS3. Now that is weird.
Sorry for the lousy German
2007-03-29, 12:11 AM #23
I often incorporate very random elements into my dreams that don't really have anything to do with the actual dream's, uh, "plot".

Last night I dreamt that I was hanging around my old school, then suddenly there was a limo and I went inside, and there was some guy inside and I immediately assumed "Crap, it's a Massassian" and made up a story how my mother was born in East Timor and father in Greece and said that with some odd accent. Hm.
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2007-03-29, 12:49 AM #24
nobody should have to dream about phil collins.
2007-03-29, 12:59 AM #25
for some reason a lot of my dreams involve incredibly frightening and disturbing incarnations of animals.
last night i had a dream that i was lying in and i heard this scraping sound coming from under my bed. i look under the bed and there is a German shepherd under it, only it had so bones so it was flat and horribly mangled, and it was missing large patches of fur.
so its using one floppy paw to try and drag itself from under the bed, and staring at me. needless to see it is one of the most disturbing images i have ever seen (in a dream or otherwise.) in my dream i just laid back down and closed my eyes. then i wake up. frightening stuff... :(
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2007-03-29, 9:38 AM #26
I had a dream last night that an A-bomb disguised as a group of Thai marathon runners ran up to a house, jump-kicked through the doorway and exploded.
Dreams of a dreamer from afar to a fardreamer.
2007-03-29, 9:51 AM #27
Originally posted by Impi:
Last night I dreamed that I wanted to have a PS3. Now that is weird.


Thats the new Sony marketing strategy. They are invading your very dreams.

o.0
2007-03-29, 10:07 AM #28
I have some pretty farked up dreams. Let's just leave it at that.

Oh and yeah, the one time I had a lucid dream was about 6 years ago.

I was in my church when I realized I was dreaming! But I didn't wake up. I figured, hey, I'm dreaming, so why not trash the place? So I picked up chairs and hucked them around and generally tore the place apart. At first I was a little scared I would incur the wrath of god if it wasn't a dream, but after a bit, I was sure I was dreaming and that it wasn't real. So I decided to run up to a woman walking down the hall and french her. Right there in the church. Then I woke up because my pillow tasted like ***. :(

Then coincidently, 4 years later I was in my church and I realized my whole religion was dreaming. ;)
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2007-03-29, 12:09 PM #29
That was fun...

I had a dream that Canada was devolping nukes [About damned time << >>]
And the Americans invaded to "Eliminate the nuclear threat". And of course i was at school when the bombing started and half the gym collapsed. We all huddled around a TV in a bomb shelter where the reporter was talking about attacks on hospitals and schools. And how 10000 civilians have died so far. Then it flashed forward a couple months where full on gurilla warfare was going on. Attrition ended up beating the american army because we had the worst winter storm in a century.


I have to lay off the Iraq stuff.
2007-03-29, 3:05 PM #30
Quote:
I had a dream that Canada was devolping nukes [About damned time << >>]
And the Americans invaded to "Eliminate the nuclear threat".


isn't that part of the plot to fallout 2? if i remember correctly america attacks canada to begin havesting there resources, and uses nukes as an excuse for the invasion. i fricken love that game, and i cant wait till the mmorpg comes out next year.
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2007-03-29, 5:29 PM #31
I never have wierd dreams.

In fact, I don't dream, usually.

The last dream I had, my PSP was broken. The screen was cracked. Nothing else unusual...
2007-03-29, 5:57 PM #32
A few weeks ago I had a dream where I was at a convention. And there was a really tall person sitting in front of me and for some reason that muffled whatever the speaker was saying. And I couldn't see. So I feel asleep, and there was this annoying guy talking to someone in the row behind me. And I had a dream about him and how I wanted to force feed him bricks so he would shut up. Then they turned the lights on and I woke up and everyone was leaving. I stood up put on my jacket then woke up for real.

I've had a lot of dreams where Massassians are there. A few nights I had a dream where I was in New York City and as I was walking down a sidewalk Spe shows up right behind me and he starts stepping on the back's of my shoes so my hills would come out. :mad:
My blawgh.
2007-03-29, 7:18 PM #33
Originally posted by Tiberium_Empire:
That was fun...

I had a dream that Canada was devolping nukes [About damned time << >>]


We supply the states with most of their nuke materials.


Anyways, I often dream about the bus or my work, since that's all I do anymore.

If not, it's about Oblivion, DotA, or OotS (animated... yes I dreamed up Order of the Stick animated version. Elan jump-kicked Miko)

I had a couple really wierd dreams recently, though. I can remember every dream I have ever since I started a dream journal. From competitions involving digging up chocolate in deep snow to a bus driver with tiny legs and getting juice at the mall over a pancake dinner. Yeup.
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