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50-foot tall robotic Michael Jackson, with lasers
2007-03-28, 9:32 PM #1
No, this wasn't supposed to go in the "crazy dreams" thread. Though it is pretty crazy.

http://music.yahoo.com/read/news/41620594
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2007-03-28, 9:36 PM #2
wtf. . .
My blawgh.
2007-03-28, 9:40 PM #3
wait what
2007-03-28, 9:41 PM #4
meh, no supprise. crazy, rich people do crap like this.
most likely to never happen.
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2007-03-28, 10:05 PM #5
Dude.. am I the only person who thinks that would be the best thing ever?
I mean.. enormous robotic Michael Jackson with lasers.. and incoming airplanes-- what could possibly go wrong?
Also, I can kill you with my brain.
2007-03-28, 10:09 PM #6
I agree, but only if it were the cool 80s Jackson, Dormouse.
2007-03-28, 10:16 PM #7
Freaking awesome. "FRICKING LAZERS"
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2007-03-28, 10:41 PM #8
i lurk where you smell.... >.>

but seriously... the crazy ****er will be my new hero if this actually happens.
2007-03-28, 11:05 PM #9
What in holy hell. Seriously, that is some ****ed up ****.

Jesus Christ, I just can't believe what I just read.

Quote:
"It would be in the desert sands. Laser beams would shoot out of it so it would be the first thing people flying in would see."


I'm pretty sure most people would have a heart attack, witnessing a 50 foot tall pedophile shooting laser beams at them as they come in for a landing. Oh yeah, that's exactly what I want to see next time I go to Vegas.
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2007-03-28, 11:27 PM #10
I have to say it's pretty damn megalomaniac, but ... an enormous statue and lasers. I want to see this.
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2007-03-29, 12:47 AM #11
What if it stumbles out of the desert? THEN WHAT?!
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2007-03-29, 6:58 AM #12
That is SO AWESOME. I can't wait to go see this robot, since... you know... it's probably only going to be a few miles from my house. :neckbeard:
2007-03-29, 7:42 AM #13
Terrists will hack it and use it to take over Circus Circus.
2007-03-29, 8:00 AM #14
I don't know about you but if I had a son and was living in Los Vegas, I'd lock him up tight in the house when this roaming robot is set loose.
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2007-03-29, 11:56 AM #15
Does area 51 build it?
2007-03-29, 1:21 PM #16
It said pilots would see it when they came in for a landing. It would be awesome if the lasers blinded the pilots and a plane crashed into it. Well, not so awesome for the pilots and the passengers.
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2007-03-29, 2:16 PM #17
doesn't this worry anybody? the guy has called himself king time and time again, he has his own land named after him, and now he wants a giant robot that shoots lasers? how long till he just comes out and says "i have nuclear weapons aimed at the white house.". this guy is ****ing crazy and he is bent on world domination, im sure of it.

but u know, sooner or later somebody will make a movie spoof or internet video where it save vegas from godzilla, and thatll be fun to watch.
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2007-03-29, 2:26 PM #18
Originally posted by Vincent Valentine:
Terrists will hack it and use it to take over Circus Circus.


Or to create a crappy alternate version of Ghostbusters 2.
nope.
2007-03-29, 2:38 PM #19
hahaha what a loon
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2007-03-29, 2:58 PM #20
Quote:
Or to create a crappy alternate version of Ghostbusters 2.


hmmm... i think some people might get offended if u replace the statue of liberty with a giant michael jackson.
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2007-03-29, 3:06 PM #21
Isn't MC in debt?
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2007-03-29, 3:19 PM #22
I vote we turn this into a "When did Michael Jackson jump the shark?" thread.
2007-03-29, 3:26 PM #23
i vote we try and convince him to actually jump a shark instead. if we sent him enough emails and told him were such big fans, he just might do it.

no wait! lets get him to jump a helicopter instead! or maybe an angry bear? something that will rip him to pieces above the water, so we can see whats going on. :D
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2007-03-29, 3:26 PM #24
Originally posted by JoKeR SwAy:
hmmm... i think some people might get offended if u replace the statue of liberty with a giant michael jackson.


I'd be more offended when New York is replaced by a desert.

Or when Bill Murray is replaced by an arab bloke.
nope.
2007-03-29, 3:42 PM #25
Originally posted by Echoman:
Isn't MC in debt?


MC? Hammer?:psyduck:
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2007-03-29, 3:52 PM #26
Will the robot look like the one in Moonwalker?
2007-04-01, 1:50 PM #27
This thred is gret im gong bump it

Originally posted by Glyde Bane:
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Who's this McHammer I keep hearing about? Is he from Scotland
2007-04-01, 1:58 PM #28
This is some of the greatest news I've heard in ****ing years.




Seriously though. Didn't Jackson win all his pedophelia cases? Ever think that people really will just go after people for money?

Then again, this is the court system that has failed so many times before..

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