some of you might remember me posting about a girl I met from wisconsin in Jamaica over spring break. I might have actually never posted anything about her, I can't remember. Anyways, I dont know her last name but I know an area code of about 100 miles that she should be in. However, searching facebook and myspace I cant find her page, and I know she has both. If I never talk to this girl again its really going to bug me. Her first name was Victoria and i forgot her last name, but the area code is 53186 (around that area). Anyone know a way I could find her? I've tried possible college searches she might go to (shes a senior in highschool like me) and I know almost everything about her but her last name.

Any ideas on how to find someone in this situation? if anyone feels like they find sort of a match...shes 18, brunette, slim, atheist..

edit: i lost her name and number along with my passport in jamaica so you people dont think im stalkerish

Use the power in your hair and stunning good looks to find a better woman.

but shes perfect....:(

No woman is perfect. You think she is. All the sudden one day she's telling you to stop drinking and masturbating in the kitchen.

not possible go cry yourself to sleep

Masturbate in the kitchen first.

..why?

I don't know... George Carlin endorsed it one time... and I always thought it seemed like a good idea.

she drinks and masturbates

yes, we've already established that she's nothing special

She is everything special.

There's other fish in the sea.

Also more girls.

Except the ones in the sea probably aren't as good as the ones on land.

I have no idea, but I sure hope you somehow find her!


(Yay for FGR the Polite!)

We've turned into a really friendly community.

Shut up happydud

You could always commit a really REALLY horrendous crime, get all over the news and while being filmed as they shove you into the police cars, tell the news you're deep feelings for her and plead with her to find you. If that fails, write an award winning novel in prison, dedicate it to her, raise enough money to get out and get on talk shows and have people help you find her.

Though, this might scare her.

You could also look for every girl on myspace who matches that description and sift though all of the spam bots. It would probably only take you about. . .15 hours to do a quick run through everyone's profile in that country. And if it takes longer, who cares?! It's Love and she's 'Perfect.'

Good luck.

Hire a private detective! After you have told the pro everything you know, I'm sure he'll find the girl in no time.

Or you could always travel to the area where she lives and start a troublesome project of asking a multitude of strangers whether they know her.

Don't you have shows in America that help you track down people you love?

That's sick. Never suggest sexual relations with fish.

What about the little mermaid?

You're never, ever going to find her. Stop wasting your time. She's probably gotten with thirty or so guys since the last time you've seen her, and she hasn't thought of you since.

Stop wearing girl pants.

Yeah. It's called COPS.

if u like a girl, crawl up to her on all fours and hump her leg like a puppy.

Worked for me (once)

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

i found her!

Dude you told me you found her like 3 weeks ago. Why did you necromance this thread?

Also, why do you assume we care?

After telling us about all of the places that you couldn't find her, you simply say that you have found her? DETAILS!:argh:

Yes, I am intrigued!

Apparently, he was a bit more inebriated while in Jamaica than he recalls, because Victor doesn't seem to care much for him, or their one night of semi-manly, sensual passion.

I recommend butt sehcks

LINK!

All you had to do was forge a co-signed bail bond and then you could have gotten Dog the Bounty Hunter to help you.

pix or it didn't happen.

rawr

Mine is 53188. I live in Wisconsin, so she's very close to me.

and. . .?

well, thats it really.

Antony, know that you have been quoted