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Squirrels in Peanut Butter
2007-04-02, 12:19 AM #1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZFG5PKw504

lolol
2007-04-02, 12:40 AM #2
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2007-04-02, 12:59 AM #3
It's been doing that. Try copying/pasting the url.
2007-04-02, 1:12 AM #4
I got the error too. Still, im impressed that you could find a website nowadays that still uses monkey labor, what with the unions and all.
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2007-04-02, 4:44 AM #5
If Chewbacca lived on Endor you must acquit!

That was a joke, right? Please tell me it was a joke...
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2007-04-02, 8:44 AM #6
Well it seems to work now.
2007-04-02, 8:48 AM #7
Wow. These christians are insane.
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2007-04-02, 9:08 AM #8
The video responses are hilarious.

Also, Christians like this need to stop making the rest of us look bad.
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2007-04-02, 10:08 AM #9
Originally posted by Michael MacFarlane:
The video responses are hilarious.

Also, Christians like this need to stop making the rest of us look bad.


You said it.
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2007-04-02, 4:08 PM #10
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2007-04-02, 4:46 PM #11
They do got one thing straight. Peanut butter + banana sandwiches are awesome.
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2007-04-02, 5:34 PM #12
Wow. Just... wow.

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2007-04-03, 2:17 AM #13
I tried to eat a banana while watching that video, but it was all bruised and not quite ripe yet and generally imperfect. Thanks a lot, God!
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2007-04-03, 3:16 AM #14
Monkeys are my new god.

That video really doesnt explain things like coconuts, walnuts, or even lobster which can be impossible to eat without the right impliments. Also I'd like to meet the man who can eat a juicy ripe mango without a knife, without dropping it, and without getting sticky elbows.
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2007-04-03, 11:59 AM #15
I'm certainly not an atheist, but, man those guys are really scraping the bottom of the barrel... :downs:
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2007-04-03, 4:46 PM #16
I think the point is, life does not come from non-life.

And Ray Comfort, the guy in the banana video, is a genius.

He just looks silly in that clip. :P
2007-04-03, 4:54 PM #17
I don't understand how people can take this stuff seriously.:psyduck:
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2007-04-03, 4:54 PM #18
I like the one reply video with the guy who holds up the pineapple and says "You really ****ed up on this one, God"
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2007-04-03, 4:56 PM #19
Originally posted by Tracer:
I don't understand how people can take this stuff seriously.:psyduck:


They're Christians.
2007-04-03, 4:58 PM #20
I'll point it out again: real wild bananas are so full of seeds they're practically inedible to us. The bananas we eat today have been cultivated over hundreds of years and we have to replant them with offshoots since they're sterile. God sure helped us out a lot on that one.
2007-04-03, 5:00 PM #21
Stupid youtube tags.

Anyway, God didn't make every fruit so we could sit on our butts and eat fruit all day. We have to work to get food.

It keeps us in shape, and keeps us busy.
2007-04-03, 5:10 PM #22
Originally posted by Recusant:
I'll point it out again: real wild bananas are so full of seeds they're practically inedible to us. The bananas we eat today have been cultivated over hundreds of years and we have to replant them with offshoots since they're sterile. God sure helped us out a lot on that one.


They're full of seeds, but the seeds can be removed. The bananas we eat today are the desert, sweet type bananas.

The wild bananas you talk about are edible and usually used for cooking.

Originally posted by Axis:
Stupid youtube tags.

Anyway, God didn't make every fruit so we could sit on our butts and eat fruit all day. We have to work to get food.

It keeps us in shape, and keeps us busy.


lol
2007-04-04, 5:51 AM #23
Arrgh! The stupid.. it burns...
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2007-04-04, 6:04 AM #24
Originally posted by Axis:
I think the point is, life does not come from non-life.

And Ray Comfort, the guy in the banana video, is a genius.

He just looks silly in that clip. :P


... No. The point is that they're trying to prove that God has to be real because he made bananas convenient. I am alergic to bananas. Talk about goddamned convenience. He must've wanted me to die.
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2007-04-04, 6:05 AM #25
Dear God, another godbothering thread?

I'm gonna start posting pictures of broken toes soon enough.
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2007-04-04, 10:06 AM #26
Originally posted by JediKirby:
... No. The point is that they're trying to prove that God has to be real because he made bananas convenient. I am alergic to bananas. Talk about goddamned convenience. He must've wanted me to die.


I was talking 'bout squirrels and peanut butter when I said that. ;)

Sorry to hear you're allergic to bananas, man. At least you're not missing out on a very tastey fruit.
2007-04-04, 11:19 AM #27
Where did the squirrels come in?
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2007-04-04, 12:00 PM #28
We were wondering why they're on islands.
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2007-04-04, 12:37 PM #29
Not only do they have an incredibly misunderstanding of what evolution is (it has nothing to do with the creation of life), but they are simplifying the process of abiogenesis to the point where they think opening a jar of peanut butter would sprout ants. :downs:
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2007-04-04, 12:38 PM #30
zomg!
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2007-04-04, 2:27 PM #31
Your totally goin down.

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