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2007-04-02, 9:30 AM #1

money•bie

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If you're a wild man and your loincloth got sweaty from exercising with crocodiles, hang it to dry upwind from the tea party with the girl studying you, because the pheromones will seduce her, and she'll think it's pretty cool you're a wild man using science.

2007-04-02, 9:37 AM #2

Steven

Doesn't care what his title is

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That's bad advice. I tried it one time, but all I could produce was estratetraenol, which obviously did not do much for the woman at the tea party.

2007-04-02, 9:38 AM #3

Wolfy

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Can this loincloth be used in a microbrewery process to create a seductive beer?

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2007-04-02, 9:40 AM #4

ECHOMAN

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But what happens if this girl has a strange fetish for crocodiles?

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2007-04-02, 11:21 AM #5

Yecti

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Originally posted by Echoman:

But what happens if this girl has a strange fetish for crocodiles?

It's win win, because chances are you're wearing him as a condom at this point.

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2007-04-02, 11:23 AM #6

Jon`C

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2007-04-04, 11:43 AM #7

money•bie

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