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Your dad must be a terrorist...
2007-04-10, 2:06 AM #1
...because you are the bomb!

We didn't have a pick-up lines thread here for awhile now.
Post your favorite pick-up lines you heard, no matter how lame it is.
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2007-04-10, 2:07 AM #2
Have any cavities that need filling :/.
2007-04-10, 2:30 AM #3
Bomb. As in sex bomb. Terrorist. As in sex terrorist?
幻術
2007-04-10, 2:57 AM #4
I put the STD in STUD now all I need is U.

And of course my habitual favorourite: Nice shoes, wanna ****?
The Massassi-Map
There is no spoon.
2007-04-10, 3:00 AM #5
There's always the classic "does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
Stuff
2007-04-10, 6:27 AM #6
Are those space pants? Because your *** is out of this world.

Or better yet, since most people have heard that one already: Are those space pants? No reason, just curious.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2007-04-10, 6:40 AM #7
Did it hurt?

Did what hurt?

When you hit your head on the ceiling because HELL SPAT YOU OUT!


(Because, an angel that fell from heaven would probably be a bad thing, but to be spat out from the depths of hell could mean you were too nice for hell... see? Conversation starter and everything!)
2007-04-10, 6:49 AM #8
I have a level 66 orc warrior with a big mace. I'll let you play with it.

--

I had a landfish in my pants, but when I saw you, it 'sploded.
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2007-04-10, 6:54 AM #9
Originally posted by Jep:
I had a landfish in my pants, but when I saw you, it 'sploded.


i approve this message
free(jin);
tofu sucks
2007-04-10, 6:56 AM #10
Pick-up lines! Not I-am-a-virgin lines.
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2007-04-10, 6:56 AM #11
I DON'T LIKE SAND!
Sorry for the lousy German
2007-04-10, 7:03 AM #12
Do you sleep on your stomach?

Can I?
nope.
2007-04-10, 8:04 AM #13
Can I buy you a drink or should I just give you the money?
"Oh my god. That just made me want to start cutting" - Aglar
"Why do people from ALL OVER NORTH AMERICA keep asking about CATS?" - Steven, 4/1/2009
2007-04-10, 9:42 AM #14
Excuse me, I lost my phone number; can I have sex with you?
Ban Jin!
Nobody really needs work when you have awesome. - xhuxus
2007-04-10, 10:49 AM #15
Originally posted by kyle90:
There's always the classic "does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"


hehehe.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. " - Bertrand Russell
The Triumph of Stupidity in Mortals and Others 1931-1935
2007-04-10, 11:02 AM #16
Originally posted by Baconfish:
Do you sleep on your stomach?

Can I?


Ooh...

That's good, I'm gonna try it.
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2007-04-10, 11:23 AM #17
My pick up lines suck.

do you?





. . .:gonk:
My blawgh.
2007-04-10, 11:40 AM #18
Originally posted by Phantom-Seraph:
My pick up lines suck.

do you?





. . .:gonk:


How come you never use that on girls we see when we go places?
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2007-04-10, 1:28 PM #19
Hey girl, can you turn around for a sec?

/me pulls out a metal bat

/me whacks girl over the head

Why, you look tired. Let's go back to my place.
The cake is a lie... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!
2007-04-10, 1:29 PM #20
"You're peerrrrrty."

Thats as far as I get to pick up lines. :saddowns:
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2007-04-10, 1:43 PM #21
Reach for the sky! Woot free grope!

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I have a big p<genki>s. Want to Gebohq?
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2007-04-11, 6:09 AM #22
I killed teh threadz. :(
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2007-04-11, 6:19 AM #23
I had some that was somehow related to fusion reaction but I guess I don't need to remember it /_\

(Someone bring back the /_\ smiley)
Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum
2007-04-11, 6:48 AM #24
How do you like your eggs in the morning...Fertilized?

Lets play Titanic, I say iceberg and you go down.

Hey, that's a nice shirt. It would look great in a pile next to my bed!

I have a six inch tongue and I can breath through my ears

My boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?

I'm no weather man but the forecast is calling for several inches tonight !

Sure its a needle but it moves like a sewing machine
Think while it's still legal.
2007-04-11, 6:57 AM #25
My new landlords are hot, so my roommate and I were tossing around a few bad ones.

"At the end of the lease period, do I get to steam-clean your carpet?"
"Are you included with the apartment? I'll pay extra."
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2007-04-11, 7:08 AM #26
"According to Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle of Quantum Mechanics, we may already be making love right now."

But I'll probably never get to use it :gbk:
2007-04-11, 7:09 AM #27
Originally posted by Wolfy:
My new landlords are hot, so my roommate and I were tossing around a few bad ones.

"At the end of the lease period, do I get to steam-clean your carpet?"
"Are you included with the apartment? I'll pay extra."


"Will I find you on the heater bill?"
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2007-04-11, 7:58 AM #28
Pickup lines? People use those?

God, I just walk up to girls and go "Hey, you're hot," and a conversation usually ensues, with me asking "Feel like making out?" somewhere in there. It's pretty hit-or-miss.
error; function{getsig} returns 'null'
2007-04-11, 8:07 AM #29
I must be hunting for treasure, 'cause I'm diggin' your chest.

/Pirate pickup lines
Naked Feet are Happy Feet
:omgkroko:
2007-04-11, 8:19 AM #30
Originally posted by Victor Van Dort:
I'm no weather man but the forecast is calling for several inches tonight!


Ha
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2007-04-11, 9:36 AM #31
Several inches makes me think around around 3 inches. :ninja:
Ban Jin!
Nobody really needs work when you have awesome. - xhuxus
2007-04-11, 10:27 AM #32
Baby, you must be a start codon because you're turnin' me on.

>.>
"Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."
2007-04-11, 1:08 PM #33
*To a horse
Why the long face?

*That drum noise <can't find the music file>
duh duh chee
Back again
2007-04-11, 1:21 PM #34
Originally posted by quesadilla_red:
Baby, you must be a start codon because you're turnin' me on.

>.>


Also along those lines: "Baby, if I were an enzyme I'd want to be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes."
Stuff
2007-04-11, 1:57 PM #35
Originally posted by Warlockmish:
*To a horse
Why the long face?

*That drum noise <can't find the music file>
duh duh chee


..so you want to use pick-up lines..for a horse?
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2007-04-11, 2:58 PM #36
Will i get banned if I call him a Horse-****er?
nope.
2007-04-11, 5:50 PM #37
Do you like chinese food babe, cuz I wanna put my fortune in your cookie.

2007-04-11, 8:07 PM #38
Originally posted by Baconfish:
Will i get banned if I call him a Horse-****er?


Will you not get banned if you don't say what you just never didn't say?
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