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Oops, I ripped my toenail off
2007-04-16, 5:41 AM #1
I'm not entirely sure how it happened, but the nail on my little toe is now hardly attached at all.

Pic here: http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k133/kyle901/toenail.jpg

Oh well, I never wanted that nail anyways.
Stuff
2007-04-16, 5:52 AM #2
It could've been much worse. A woman could've cut off your penis and thrown it out of a window of a moving car.
幻術
2007-04-16, 5:54 AM #3
Thats something I NEVER want to experience. I can't even begin to comprehend the THOUGHT of how damn sensitive the skin underneath nails is. :o
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2007-04-16, 6:05 AM #4
I lost my large toenail a couple times from shoe pressure while hiking downhill. First it turns blue for a few weeks and then it falls off. Eventually a new nail grows from scratch, at first thicker and smoother than usual. It really isn't that painful, it's just really ugly and embarrassing.
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2007-04-16, 6:40 AM #5
Originally posted by Koobie:
It could've been much worse. A woman could've cut off your penis and thrown it out of a window of a moving car.



Well, there's always that.
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2007-04-16, 6:43 AM #6
:gonk:

I lost a fingernail after I slammed my finger between a door and the doorway.
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2007-04-16, 6:46 AM #7
What did you do that for?
幻術
2007-04-16, 8:20 AM #8
Originally posted by Wolfy:
:gonk:

I lost a fingernail after I slammed my finger between a door and the doorway.


I lost over half of my big toenail like that. What was interesting to notice is that the skin (or whatever it is beneath nails) begins to gradually harden into a new nail, I used to think it would extend from the back of the nail.
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2007-04-16, 8:22 AM #9
Kyle you sissy, weld it back on and quitting gloating. .)
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2007-04-16, 8:33 AM #10
I don't have any welding equipment but I could whip up a rudimentary spot-welder pretty quickly; should I try that?
Stuff
2007-04-16, 8:38 AM #11
Originally posted by kyle90:
I don't have any welding equipment but I could whip up a rudimentary spot-welder pretty quickly; should I try that?


Do it.
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2007-04-16, 9:01 AM #12
You have fat toes.
nope.
2007-04-16, 9:11 AM #13
Originally posted by Baconfish:
You have fat toes.


But that little piggy had a reason to go, "Wah, wah, wah, all the way home."
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2007-04-16, 9:12 AM #14
Touche my friend.
nope.
2007-04-16, 10:03 AM #15
Originally posted by Jep:
Do it.


This man has the right idea.
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2007-04-16, 10:16 AM #16
eat it
2007-04-16, 10:16 AM #17
I am not EVER going to click that link.
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2007-04-16, 10:18 AM #18
It's not really gross.
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2007-04-16, 10:18 AM #19
Doesn't matter. :colbert:
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2007-04-16, 12:09 PM #20
Originally posted by Freelancer:
I am not EVER going to click that link.


You don't have to.

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2007-04-16, 2:43 PM #21
I lost my big toe nail about two years ago playing soccer. The shoes was was wearing didn't fit very well. I was running, planted my foot to stop and turn around. My nail caught the top the shoe. The nail came off a week later.
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2007-04-16, 6:05 PM #22
Dammit, if only ebay allowed the selling of "human remains"...

Okay everyone, this is now an auction thread for my toenail! Bidding starts at 50 cents. Do I hear 50 cents, anyone?
Stuff
2007-04-17, 5:49 PM #23
Ill pay 16000 republic credits!
2007-04-17, 5:53 PM #24
Republic credits? Republic credits are no good here, I need something more here.
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2007-04-17, 5:54 PM #25
Kyle's dying. ZOMBIE KYLE.
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2007-04-17, 8:53 PM #26
Call back when you've had both of your big toenails ripped off more than once, with an immunity to whatever the painkiller was...

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2007-04-17, 9:19 PM #27
Originally posted by Koobie:
It could've been much worse. A woman could've cut off your penis and thrown it out of a window of a moving car.


Or...you could have it cut off by a car window sliding and slicing it.

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2007-04-17, 10:21 PM #28
just a slight tug, in my dream, and my big toe slid right off my foot (the flesh was rotten)
2007-04-17, 11:19 PM #29
ouchies
Take that there and put it in here

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