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Job interview.
2007-04-16, 9:41 PM #1
YAY! I got a job interview with a theater in downtown columbus to work as a bartender. My interview is wednesday.

I suck at job inverviews. I need advice.
>>untie shoes
2007-04-16, 9:56 PM #2
Wear blue.

Don't be too showy by wearing a Tux or too fancy.

Have a friendly smile.<not THAT friendly>

Serious look, yet calm.

And definitely don't appear as a drunkard.
Back again
2007-04-16, 11:29 PM #3
It may be tough, but just act natural, and more importantly act genuine. Pandering to your potential Boss could spell trouble after you get the job, and he gets a chance to see what kind of person you really are (Not that I'm implying you're a bad person ;) ).
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2007-04-16, 11:39 PM #4
Just be yourself, be proportionately enthusiastic (i.e. don't try to make your boss think it's your life's goal to work bar - he may think you're a nutbar) and be clean (try to look effortlessly smart).
2007-04-16, 11:40 PM #5
Just show up well dressed and confident that you're the perfect candidate for the job.
COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY
2007-04-17, 6:51 AM #6
If you ever find that you may be weak in one area (for example, when I was applying to Cerner, I had barely 0 experience with Java), add that you've got experience in a field that the company is interested in (I had a lot of experience writing PHP-MySQL DBM systems, which meant I had a lot of experience writing secure systems and SQL statements).
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2007-04-17, 6:52 AM #7
Remember to wear a watch!
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2007-04-17, 6:53 AM #8
And avoid fire exits.
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2007-04-17, 8:06 AM #9
And rape. Keep rape to a minimum.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. " - Bertrand Russell
The Triumph of Stupidity in Mortals and Others 1931-1935
2007-04-17, 8:18 AM #10
Don't remove your pants unless asked.
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2007-04-17, 10:40 AM #11
I'd be a bartender, but I don't know that many mixed drinks. :(
2007-04-17, 11:00 AM #12
That's what bartending school is for.
Pissed Off?
2007-04-17, 11:02 AM #13
Slam a handle of jack for some confidance.
It is well that war is so terrible - otherwise we would grow too fond of it. - Robert E. Lee
2007-04-17, 11:02 AM #14
Originally posted by Avenger:
That's what bartending school is for.


I don't feel like going to school for bartending.
2007-04-17, 11:07 AM #15
You could try an ale house. That's easy. :P
Pissed Off?
2007-04-17, 11:35 AM #16
Originally posted by JorBo:
Slam a handle of jack for some confidance.

There's no such thing as a "handle of jack." The half gallon has no handle. A handle of Turkey, on the other hand.....
>>untie shoes
2007-04-17, 11:48 AM #17
You gotta shag your way to the top.

You know what you must do.
Epstein didn't kill himself.

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