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Sometimes 20Q is right. Other times, it's wrong:
2007-04-26, 7:23 PM #1
Quote:
You are Morgan Webb.
Did you win awards? You said Yes, 20Q was taught by other players that the answer is No.
Were you made after the year 2000? You said No, 20Q was taught by other players that the answer is Yes.
Are you very wealthy? 20Q was taught by other players that the answer is No.
Are you an actress? You said No, 20Q was taught by other players that the answer is Yes.


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2007-04-26, 7:27 PM #2
Yeah, what? All of those were wrong. She's more wealthy than most, being a model and all, but she's certainly not an actress. Being yourself in a review show, a reporter, or a model isn't acting. Just commenting on your results, hah.
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2007-04-26, 7:31 PM #3
Well how about that
Quote:
You are Phil Mickelson.
Are you a highly athletic person? 20Q was taught by other players that the answer is No.
Do you wear sunglasses? You said No, 20Q was taught by other players that the answer is Probably.
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2007-04-26, 7:36 PM #4
Yeah, people shouldn't guess people they don't know.

It didn't even get GOD.

Quote:
29. I guessed that it was Augusto Pinochet? Wrong.
28. Are you associated with someone's death? Yes.
27. I guessed that it was Isaac Rabin? Wrong.
26. Are you involved in politics? Yes.
25. Are you involved with fighting? Yes.
24. Are you known as a hero? Yes.
23. Do you have any distinguishing features? No.
22. Are you retired? Irrelevant.
21. Are you from Europe? No.
20. I guessed that it was Ferdinand Marcos? Wrong.
19. I guessed that it was the Virgin Mary? Close.
18. Did you die before the year 1900? Yes.
17. Are you over the age of 30? No.
16. Do you live in modern times? No.
15. Do you wear a mask? Yes.
14. Does mystery surround your death? Yes.
13. Are you American? No.
12. Do you have facial hair? No.
11. Are you funny? No.
10. Are you a writer? Irrelevant.
9. Do you have gray hair? Irrelevant.
8. Has your work been turned into a movie? Yes.
7. Are you still alive? No.
6. Are you an artist? No.
5. Do you wear makeup? Irrelevant.
4. Are you skinny? Irrelevant.
3. Are you attractive? Yes.
Are you tall? Irrelivant.
2. Were you popular in the '80s? Yes.
Are you female? Unknown.
1. Are you considered controversial? Yes.
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2007-04-26, 8:01 PM #5
oh...:awesome:
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2007-04-26, 8:13 PM #6
Yeah that thing is worthless.
>>untie shoes
2007-04-26, 8:41 PM #7
How could that have been God? Female was unknown.
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2007-04-26, 8:49 PM #8
God is clearly referred to as a male, hence the title "Heavenly Father" (I'm assuming you're referring to the God of the bible that is)
The cake is a lie... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!
2007-04-26, 8:57 PM #9
You are Jim Carrey.
Are you under 40 years old? You said Yes, 20Q was taught by other players that the answer is No.

> I assume he is under 40, I'm not really sure

Are you college or university educated? You said No, 20Q was taught by other players that the answer is Yes.

> I remember learning that he never graduated high school.

Are you tall? 20Q was taught by other players that the answer is Yes.
Do parents like you? You said Doubtful, 20Q was taught by other players that the answer is Yes.

> I wasn't sure what his height is.

Are you known for your live performances? You said Sometimes, 20Q was taught by other players that the answer is No.

> I heard he did some gigs as a stand up comedian and impersonator. Kinda figured those would be live performances, no?

Are you on a hit TV show? You said Yes, 20Q was taught by other players that the answer is No.

> Hello!!! In living color ring a bell?

Are you young? You said Yes, 20Q was taught by other players that the answer is No.

> Isn't under 40 considered "young"?
The cake is a lie... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!
2007-04-26, 9:03 PM #10
You have to pretend you just chugged 40 bears and are wearing an upside down cap while wearing gap in order to play the game. Having any actual knowledge is against the rules.
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2007-04-26, 9:12 PM #11
I'm Dan Quayle.

That's funny because I said it's irrelevant whether I'm Republican.
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2007-04-26, 9:22 PM #12
It guessed Snake Plissken, and Bruce Campbell. I give this my approval.
2007-04-26, 10:36 PM #13
Q20. I am guessing that it is Gerard Butler?
Right, Wrong, Close
19. Have you ever been married? No. 18. Do you have facial hair? Yes. 17. Do you wear spandex? Sometimes. 16. Are you on television? No. 15. Do you have dark hair? Yes. 14. Have you ever won an MTV Music award? No. 13. Are you under 40 years old? Yes. 12. Are you female? No. 11. Were you nominated for an Academy Award? No. 10. Are you attractive? Sometimes. 9. Are you a sex symbol? Probably. 8. Were you involved in a scandal? No. 7. Are you short? No. 6. Are you a religious figure? No. 5. Are you skinny? Yes. 4. Have you had a Top 40 hit in the last 10 years? No. 3. Did you die an untimely death? No. 2. Are you on a hit TV show? No. 1. Are you considered controversial? Probably.

Sweet. It thinks I'm Gerard Butler. I own.
>>untie shoes
2007-04-26, 11:11 PM #14
You were thinking of Brian May.
Are you good-looking? 20Q was taught by other players that the answer is Yes.
Were you popular in the '90s? You said Doubtful, 20Q was taught by other players that the answer is Yes.
Are you known for wearing black? 20Q was taught by other players that the answer is No.
Are you located in London? 20Q was taught by other players that the answer is Doubtful.
Do people consider you a genius? You said Sometimes, 20Q was taught by other players that the answer is Doubtful.
2007-04-26, 11:12 PM #15
Holy shicrap!

Q20. I am guessing that it is Danny Carey?
19. Did you take place in California? Yes.
18. Do you play electric guitars? No.
17. Are you associated with hippies? Sometimes.
16. Do you have long hair? Yes.
15. Are you known for wearing black? No.
14. Is your music ever censored on the radio? Yes.
13. Did you ever release a greatest hits album? No.
12. Do you sing? No.
11. Do you perform Rock? Yes.
Are you popular with women? Unknown.
10. Do you use synthesizers or keyboards? Sometimes.
9. Are you a classic? No.
8. Are you a lead singer? No.
7. Are you young? No.
6. Are you round? No.
5. Do you wear makeup? No.
4. Do you appear in movies? No.
3. Have you had a Top 40 hit in the last 5 years? Yes.
2. Do you lead a group? No.
1. It is classified as Person.
2007-04-26, 11:15 PM #16
Q17. I am guessing that it is Kingsley Shacklebolt?
16. Are you powerful? Yes.
15. Are you involved in Quidditch? No.
14. Have you been to St Mungo's Hospital? Probably.
13. Can you be found at Hogwarts? Doubtful.
12. Are you brave? Yes.
Are you sharp? Unknown.
11. Can you fly? Yes.
Do you have siblings? Unknown.
Do you have long hair? Unknown.
10. Are you a member of the Order of the Phoenix? Yes.
9. Are you tall? Yes.
8. Are you male? Yes.
7. Do you have red hair? No.
6. Do you repair objects? No.
5. Are you smart? Yes.
4. Do you have historic significance? No.
3. Are you a teacher? No.
2. Are you young? No.
1. It is classified as Person.



THIS IS ASTOUNDING!
2007-04-26, 11:39 PM #17
It didn't get it immediately, but eventually it got "I am guessing that it is Jean Michel Jarre?"

Amazing.
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2007-04-27, 1:45 AM #18
Quite cool, it got Matt Bellamy
/fluffle
2007-04-27, 4:46 AM #19
It didn't get Jean Michel Jarre when I played it. Apparently Jean Michel Jarre is attractive and probably wasn't popular in the 80s.
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2007-04-27, 5:26 AM #20
Heh, it got Andy Worhol but not General Montgomery.
2007-04-27, 5:32 AM #21
Originally posted by JediKirby:
You have to pretend you just chugged 40 bears...


:eek:
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2007-04-27, 6:25 AM #22
29. I guessed that it was Inspector Gadget? Wrong.
28. I guessed that it was Optimus Prime? Wrong.
27. Are you science fiction? Yes.
26. Are you human? No.
25. Are you set in the 20th Century? Sometimes.
24. Do you take place in America? Sometimes.
23. Do you have blond hair? Sometimes.
22. Did you take place in modern times? Sometimes.
21. Are you a children's show? Yes.
20. I guessed that it was Pee-wee Herman? Wrong.
19. Are you skinny? Sometimes.
18. Did you have a famous cast? No.
17. I guessed that it was Superman? Wrong.
16. Do you wear a mask? No.
15. Do you involve aliens? Sometimes.
14. Did you win an Emmy award? No.
13. Were you popular in the '80s? Yes.
12. Are you in movies? Yes.
11. Are you Jewish? No.
10. Do you have black hair? Sometimes.
9. Are you someone's brother on TV? No.
8. Are you someone's father on TV? No.
7. Are you someone's sister on TV? No.
Were you popular in the '90s? Unknown.
6. Are you a producer? No.
5. Are you about teenagers? No.
4. Are you about family life? Sometimes.
3. Are you tall? Sometimes.
2. Were you originally a half hour TV show? Yes.
1. It is classified as Person.

it couldnt get the doctor. bah.
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2007-04-27, 6:47 AM #23
Strange that no one ever taught 20Q about God.
2007-04-27, 7:32 AM #24
Holy ****, it got Chuck Palahniuk in 22 questions.
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2007-04-27, 7:45 AM #25
Make sure you guys are picking the right categories.
2007-04-27, 8:32 AM #26
It got David Tennant by asking irrelevant questions. O_o
nope.
2007-04-27, 8:40 AM #27
Originally posted by alpha1:
27. Are you science fiction? Yes.


I was not aware that doctors are science fiction :tinfoil:

2007-04-27, 8:41 AM #28
Doctor Who you putz. :P
nope.
2007-04-27, 9:12 AM #29
Erm how the hell did it get this?.


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24. Are you about the present? Yes.
23. Are you American? No.
22. Were you originally produced in the last ten years? Yes.
21. Are you still alive? Yes.
20. I guessed that it was Survivor? Wrong.
19. Do you take place in America? No.
18. Are you based on a true story? No.
17. Do you wear a hat? No.
16. Are you funny? No.
15. Are you still on the air? Yes.
14. Are you involved in politics? No.
13. Do you live in California? No.
12. Do you involve cars? No.
11. Are you a woman? No.
10. Are you rated G? No.
9. Do you involve fighting? No.
8. Do you often have a plot twist? No.
7. Do you have a live studio audience? No.
6. Are you popular? Yes.
5. Were you popular in the '80s? No.
4. Do you involve criminals? No.
3. Are you science fiction? No.
2. Are you comedic? No.
1. It is classified as Thing.
2007-04-27, 10:06 AM #30
Originally posted by JediKirby:
Yeah, people shouldn't guess people they don't know.

It didn't even get GOD.


Uhm some of your answers probablly threw it off...


23. Do you have any distinguishing features? No.
Im sure omnipitant powers are known as "distinguishing features"

17. Are you over the age of 30? No.
Gods not over 30? (assuming god is real)

16. Do you live in modern times? No.
Tricky question as "god lives in everyone" and everyone lives in modern times. but thats stretching it.

15. Do you wear a mask? Yes.
???? unless heaven is a constant costume party....that would be awesome

12. Do you have facial hair? No.
If I picture God he does, maybe some bad *** mutton chops, but since later you classify gender as irrelivant then this should be irrelivant too


3. Are you attractive? Yes.
Kirby thinks God is attractive. Kirby and God sitting in a tree.....
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2007-04-27, 10:21 AM #31
Most of the questions it asks when trying to get the doctor are "sometimes" answers.

Q30. I am guessing that it is The Doctor (Doctor Who)?
Right, Wrong, Close
29. I guessed that it was Dick Clark? Wrong.
28. Were you popular in the '60s? Yes.
27. Were you popular in the '70s? Yes.
26. Are you a sitcom? No.
25. I guessed that it was Alex Trebek? Wrong.
24. Do you have gray hair? Sometimes.
23. Are you comedic? Sometimes.
22. Are you rated G? Yes.
21. Are you skinny? Sometimes.
20. I guessed that it was A.C. Slater? Wrong.
19. Are you in movies? No.
18. Are you a cartoon? No.
17. I guessed that it was Son Goku? Wrong.
16. Do you involve someone's death? Sometimes.
15. Are you about family life? No.
14. Are you related to a celebrity? No.
13. Were you popular in the '90s? Yes.
12. Are you a comedian? No.
Did you win awards? Unknown.
11. Are you someone's father on TV? Yes.
10. Do you take place in San Francisco? Sometimes.
9. Are you tall? Sometimes.
8. Are you a man? Yes.
7. Do you take place in New York City? Sometimes.
6. Do you involve a judge? Sometimes.
5. Were you originally produced in the last ten years? No.
4. Do you have dark hair? Sometimes.
3. Were you originally a half hour TV show? Yes.
2. Do you have a person's name in your title? No.
1. It is classified as Person.


but stupid people say "no" to them.

stupid people.
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2007-04-27, 10:29 AM #32
Wait a minute... A.C. Slater is "sometimes" involved with someone's death? WTF?
>>untie shoes
2007-04-27, 10:46 AM #33
Originally posted by JediKirby:
Yeah, people shouldn't guess people they don't know. It didn't even get GOD.
bahahahahahaha
2007-04-27, 5:26 PM #34
Originally posted by Baconfish:
Doctor Who you putz. :P


for crying out loud, the name of the character is "the doctor", even though for the first four doctors (and the ninth) the credits credited it as being doctor who, the character's name is definatly "the doctor".
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2007-04-27, 5:38 PM #35
i have to say that this thing is scarey, with questions that are probably not all that defining getting the correct answer.
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2007-04-27, 5:57 PM #36
Originally posted by alpha1:
for crying out loud, the name of the character is "the doctor", even though for the first four doctors (and the ninth) the credits credited it as being doctor who, the character's name is definatly "the doctor".


I was pointing out to the bloke above me. I know fine well he's called the Doctor.
nope.
2007-04-27, 6:21 PM #37
oh god what do I answer
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2007-04-27, 6:47 PM #38
Originally posted by Jon`C:
oh god what do I answer


WIN!
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2007-04-27, 8:10 PM #39
There are some good ones like that. haha
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2007-04-27, 10:27 PM #40
Wow, this stupid thing can't even tell the difference between a place or a person. The place I was thinking of was "The Matrix".
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